Dear Diary,
Today I get to go to Uncle Eddie's house. His home is always fun to play in. Uncle Harvey dropped me off after he told me had to take care of someone. Isn't he sweet? I gave a kiss to Uncle Harvey before he left and then held onto Uncle Eddie's hand. I waved goodbye to Uncle Harvey as he drove off.
We went inside Uncle Eddie's place. Uncle Eddie usually teaches me big words and how to do math. Sometime Uncle Eddie starts to go crazy and speak in only riddles. Once he told me if he goes like that hit him in the head a bit.
Well he was going crazy again, so I hit him in the head with a couch pillow. Then Uncle Eddie said it was time to practice reading and writing. I'm okay with writing it's just I'm really bad at saying some of the words.
Uncle Eddie wrote "Batman is extremely fun to mess with."
I said "Batsy is extwemeley fun to miss with."
The good thing is Uncle Eddie thought it was cute and just kept going.
This time he wrote. "I am the most awesomest villain in the world."
I read it and told him he wasn't and then said he is one of them. I think Daddy is the best, and he knows it. He was still happy I thought of him so highly.
I still had to say the sentence. "I am the most awesomist villin in the world."
Uncle Eddie said "Not yet, young cricket. You will first have to defeat the master."
I looked at him funny and tilted my head. He chuckled again and pet me on the head. He reminds me of Daddy when he chuckles because Daddy laughs a lot.
He kept teaching me words and I tried to remember them. I could sort of. Well afterwards (that's one of the new words) Uncle Eddie told me to it's time for a break. I ran off to the usual spot. Uncle Eddie followed me. Uncle Eddie has these cool toys that look just like the superheros and supervillains in real life.
There was one of Daddy and one of Batsy and there all these contraptions with them. Uncle Eddie said he'll play as Batsy because it's only fair for me to play as Daddy.
Uncle Eddie started to be all commando as Batsy and used his imitation of him for fun.
"Stop what you're doing is illegal. Stop before I have to hurt you!" He said. We both laughed because Batsy doesn't talk like that.
"HA HA HA! No one can stop me for blowing up the bug muesum. Not even you Batsy!" I said moving Daddy's doll with his arms raised. I really hate bugs. They are SO Scary!
"Ah but people need those bugs so people can eat them!" He replied laughing. I made a disgusted face at him and pouted.
"Well they'll go hungry then. I already set bombs in all the places bugs will be and kill them all!" I yelled out, making Daddy's figure ready to blow up the bombs.
"No, you'll kill innocent people!" Uncle Eddie mocked sadness, and made Batsy jump towards Daddy.
I made Daddy press the button and I made a BOOM sound. Uncle Eddie made Batsy fall down and pretend to die. We both giggled at our game.
Bad news was after the game I had to go back to learning then we ate lunch and dinner. I cleaned up and then slept with Uncle Eddie.
I hop Daddy has sweet dreams.
