Dear Diary,

He's back! Daddy's back! This morning I woke up and I was back home! Home is my favorite place to be. It is a huge ginormous house on a huge hill. Not a lot of people know that we own it. So some people tries to break in and all that, until Daddy put in a really big security system in the house. It also helped that two big hyenas live outside of the house.

Well so I woke up in my room with all my dollys and stuffed animals just where I left them. I ran out of my room and went straight into Daddy's room. His room is extremely big and has all these gadgets and pretty colorful stuff. Daddy says it's dangerous to touch them until I understand what they are and use them.

Daddy was working on something. It looked like a water gun. I stood next to him. "Daddy."

He looked at me smiling even wider. I hugged him.

"Daddy I'm so glad you're back! You even brought me home. Did you say 'Goodbye to Uncle Eddie for me?'" I asked.

"Yep. Were you good at Harvey's and Eddie's places?"

"Of course and I helped Grandpa with a cereal killer."

Daddy looked worried. "Cereal killer? Don't you mean serial killer?"

I shrugged not knowing the difference.

"Well at least you're okay." He patted my head. "What would you like for breakfast?"

"Pancakes!"

"Okay, then." Daddy got up and I followed him into the kitchen. Daddy makes the best pancakes because he puts a lot of maple syrup on them.

Daddy finished making them. I waited until Daddy sat down until I attacked at the pancakes. They were so good!

"Slow down or you'll choke."

I did and drank some milk.

Daddy looked at me as he drank his coffee.

"Princess what would you do if I started being with other woman?" I looked at Daddy and stopped eating. What a strange question.

"I'd be happy I think. I don't know. You've never been with any other lady that I've ever seen. And I'm the only girl you're always with."

"Well I've met someone. She is normal in a sense. She could be a good mommy to you."

"Mommy? But I already have a mommy and I have you!" I said thinking it was an obvious thing.

"Okay how about an Aunty?"

I shrugged. "Sure why not."

"Okay." Daddy pet my head as I began eating again. "Her name is Harley. You can call her Auntie if you want."

I nodded and kept eating. I stopped then looked at Daddy. "Where did you meet her?"

He looked sad and a bit confused. "I- I met here when I was away. She worked there."

"Ah." I finished my pancakes.

I don't really mind Daddy being with another woman. It's just strange.