Dear Diary,

The party is today. Uncle Eddie put on a fake moustache and eyeglasses and a bowl-shaped hat. He looked like a British guy.

First, we dropped by my house, the hyenas attacked Uncle Eddie. I whistled them off but Uncle Eddie was dead. I poked at him and he didn't move. I did the most logical thing to do. I left him there and told the hyenas to not touch him. They left him alone, I think.

I went into the house, using the spare key. It's in this statue of something. It's supposed to be some kind of monster. Daddy says it came with the house. I think he bought the house because of it. The key was in its throat, yeah there's a reason. Daddy says only a butthead will try to break into our house, and if someone does break into our house. Daddy never said what'll happen. He just started laughing in a very creepy way.

I went into my room and got my party dress. It's purple. Daddy got someone to make it from one of his old suits. It's my favorite.

I put it on. I twirled around. I love it! I also put my hair up in a flower hairband and went back to Uncle Eddie. I locked the door first, put the key back, then went to Uncle Eddie. He was still on the ground.

"Uncle Eddie." I poked him in the face.

"Wake up." I poked him harder. Nothing happened. I looked at him and thought really hard. What would make him wake up? I tried to do what Daddy does to wake me up.

"Uncle Eddie, if you don't wake up, Batman will come and take you away." Uncle Eddie suddenly opened his eyes wide.

"WHAT!" He yelled and then he noticed me. "Oh, hi Luna."

"Have a nice nap?"

"Yep, and don't you look wonderful? You look like a mischivieous fairy. What is a fairy's name that you can hit?"

"A puck. Thanks Uncle Eddie."

After that, we got into Uncle Eddie's car. Well not his car, he said he borrowed it. So we went to this huge house on the hill next to my house. It was very pretty and sparkly. There were also lots of cars. Uncle Eddie parked and we went inside. Well first Uncle Eddie handed some money to a guy and then we went in.

The place was so pretty and there were lots of people. Uncle Eddie held my hand and told me to stay close. He then went around speaking in a funny accent and saying how great some things were. I really wasn't paying attention. At one point, he let go of my hand. I nudged him and told him I was getting something to eat then I ran off.

I went to this huge table and got some food. Then on the stage this guy came him. I knew him from somewhere. I think he was that man in the car.

He started speaking of how he was glad and grateful for all the people coming here for charity. I was more interested with the teenager behind him.

He looked just like Robin minus the mask. Hold a second. If he looked exactly like Robin, that means. I looked at the man speaking again. I remember him saying his name was Bruce Wayne. I kept looking at him, then I remembered the doll Uncle Eddie made of Batman.

Oh my goodness, that's Batman and the teenager is Robin. Oh no, that we've been living next to Batman and Robin this entire time. Daddy is not going to like this. I have to go back and check.

I immediately ran to Uncle Eddie. I didn't tell him exactly why but I lied to him and said that someone there was saying that he was found out and was going to put him in jail at the end of the party and we had to leave. Uncle Eddie looked at me, surprised, but then agreed.

We went back to his place after we snuck out. I then went into the living room and picked up the Batman doll and looked at it. Uncle Eddie makes things very detailed. I then tried to remember what Bruce Wayne looked like and compared the two.

Oh no. This is going to be really bad. For everybody. The only thing left to do is should I tell.