Dear Diary,
I saw something rather strange today. There were 5 Batmans! It was freaky! It was freakier than the time I tried to learn ballet and saw Daddy in a tutu. It was disturbing.
I just happened to be walking through the city by myself, not following anyone to find out what they were doing. Especially not Daddy. Well, I didn't lose anyone. I definitely wasn't lost or anything. Then I saw it. A flying Batman. It looked like Batman but at the same time, it didn't. I heard him speaking, it was a little bit higher and more girly? Strange. I ran away as fast as I could.
Some how I ended up at the port. I heard a weird rumbling sound and then a squaking sound. I looked towards it. Oh my goodness! It was the penguin. Behind him was another Batman. I felt dizzy at this point. I thought I was sick. I touched my forehead then my neck. Nope everything's normal.
Hold a second that Batman has a beard and looks more fish then anything. Uh, monster?
Oh no, they're coming at me. I ran off again.
Oh no not another. This one was on top of a building fighting someone. Probably know them. I know a lot of people. Daddy introduces me to a lot of his minions and friends. Well, not exactly friends, he calls them co-workers. The ones that I stay with are not friends. They're family, which makes me have a rather large family. Lots of uncles, no aunts, one she-devil. Yeah I don't call her family. Evil.
Oh why are there so many Batmans today! Maybe I just fell asleep and this is all a dream. I pinched myself. Nope this is all real.
I'm going to call Daddy now.
I put down my small bag down and went through it and found it. My Brainiac phone. It's a special phone that shows where all my family are. Brainiac calls it GPS. I have no idea what it means. He made it for me after I asked that guy from the bank for a phone. They all worry too much. It's not like I fell off a building again. Yeah good thing they don't know about that. If they did, I would be stuck at home in lockdown mode.
I called Daddy.
"Luna! Where are you?" He almost screamed into the phone.
"Uh, that is not important. I.."
"What do you mean it's not important! I knew you were following me but then you disappeared! I've been looking for you everywhere. Are you safe?"
"Yes, Daddy. How did you know I was following you?"
"Luna it isn't hard to spot a little girl trying to hide everytime I looked behind me. Did you get lost?"
"Maybe, but Daddy I saw 3 Batmans today and they all looked different. Is it dress like Batman day?"
"...No, sweetie, I don't think any of those are the real Batman. I heard that he was really injured so a lot of my co-workers are working today."
"Oh, okay. Are you working today? Should I go to Uncle Harvey's or Uncle Eddie's today?"
"Maybe later. I don't know for sure. Where are you?"
I looked around. I was at the zoo. "At the zoo. Don't worry I saw the Penguin by the pier so I'm safe."
I saw another Batman without any pants and Catwoman. "Daddy, there's another one. Where are you?"
"Come to the park. I'll be waiting there and if you hear a big explosion, don't worry."
"Okay, Daddy. I'll be right there."
I ran off to Gotham Park. I used the map thingy on the phone to get there.
Daddy was in the middle of the park with a huge device.
"Daddy, what's that?"
"Luna! This here is going to show you many Batmans! Now put these on." Daddy put a pair of headphones on my head. He put a pair on his own head.
We both went off to the side.
"Ready?" I put my hands on the muffs.
*Boom*
"Okay, Luna they'll be coming soon. I need you to hide behind those bushes and if anything happens to me. Try to get me out of there. If you can't go to your Uncle's place."
I did as he told. I waited and ended up seeing 4 Batmans there. They were fighting with each other. They were saying that each one of them is a better Batman. That means maybe they're are not all the same. I'd rather see 4 Daddys but that's just me.
A little while later, Daddy got them tied up and then another robot-like one showed up.
The Batmen got out of Daddy's machines then they attacked him. I wish I could help. Ah Daddy just fainted. Okay, chance. All the other Batmen are looking at a huge portal opening up.
I quickly went there and grabbed Daddy's arms and pulled him towards the bushes. I hid him pretty well.
Oh my goodness! If Daddy saw this, well he would faint or go crazy.
Okay we waited there until all the Batmen were gone.
I sighed deeply. Daddy was still knocked out. I took the phone out.
"Brainiac, can you hear me?"
The phone glowed and showed a picture of Brainiac. "Yes. What do you need?"
"Can you please get Daddy's car to come here and pick us up?"
Daddy has a computer system in his car. It can control it so when Daddy gases the city, the car can drive home when it needs to.
"Understood. It will be here in 10 minutes. Are you alright?"
"Yeah. Brainiac can you explain how I saw so many different kind of Batmans come out of a portal?"
"Interdimesional travel. Somehow, one of the Batmen from a parallel dimension has found out about our dimesion's Batman's dilemma. Then the parallel Batman contacted the others and thus the many Batmans."
"Okay, and that means?"
"In short, many Batmans to the rescue."
"Got it."
"Car will be arriving in 3..2..1.."
The car drove up to their location.
"Thank you Brainiac. Now some help?"
A giant hand came out of the car and picked up Daddy. I got into the car and it drove itself back to the house. I always wondered how people don't notice this. Brainiac likes to make a lot of the machine thingies at our house better. He said he added a cloaking device so no matter where I am, I call him well press a button, and the car will pick me up wherever I am.
I thanked Brainiac and told him to visit if he was ever on Earth even though I can talk to him whenever I want.
Daddy is sort of okay. He has lots bruises and cuts. I cleaned with the stingy medicine and put lots of bandages on the cuts. Then I put ice on his head. He stayed in bed for the rest of the day.
This is based on the "Night of the Batmen" I think that's the episode title from Batman Brave and the Bold. It was so funny.