Dear Diary,
I think I have found my calling. I will become a police officer!
I'm just kidding. If I said that to Daddy, well he wouldn't be very happy.
So I've accepted the whole thing. It just took a couple of days. Me locked in my room, not coming out, writing everything down, crying a bit. I didn't listen to anyone. Not even Uncle Harvey to get out my room. The only people that I did respond to Mr. Bunny, and Brainiac. Brainiac because.. he hooked himself to the house and doesn't sleep! He could go on an endless loop of the same exact phrase.
"Luna.. Luna talk to us!"
After an hour, I finally talked to him well yelled, anyway.
So I'm all good now. See, perfectly normal. Just the average little girl who has strange powers that can knock people out.
Okay, let's see. What's new? Oh. I know.
So the rarest and probably the weirdest thing happened. I had no one to watch over me, well physically no one. Brainiac's always there but he is not there there.
Uncle Harvey is out of the country, in a country shaped like a boot. Well that's what he said and he's bringing a gift so it's all good.
Uncle Eddie is in a prison called Belle Reve. He wrote a letter to me, that said it was a place for supervillains and he's the big head honcho of it. Not the prison but of the other prisoners. This is a bit suspicious though.
Yeah I know what it is now. Brainiac gave me the run down of everything. Put it together with the law lessons from Uncle Harvey and everything makes sense. I know the truth now and I accept it sort of. I don't like it but I accept it.
Oh yeah Daddy is back in Arkham Asylum. He says it's a home away from home. He says he'll be back in a week. Well that's what it said on the note from the pigeon. I doubt it, that's where the she-devil has been for a while. So when Daddy says a week it means about two to three. He'll never leave me more than that. He says it's painful to be away from me from too long.
Doc is in Belle Reve too. Odd timing. Hope he doesn't fight with Uncle Eddie. I don't know why but they hate each other. They always fight when they are near each other. Well mostly it's Doc freezing Uncle Eddie, and me with a couple of hair dryers defrosting him.
Grandpa has a lot of cases. Apparently there's a spree killer in Gotham and he's trying to find him.
So no babysitter. Hmm. Hmm. Oh I know what I'll do. Road trip!
I'll go to Belle Reve. One thing I know from Daddy. Prisons are very easy to break in and out of. If there's a prison, there'll be a secret passage, somewhere in it. If not, make one.
I told the plan to Brainiac. He agreed reluctantly, mostly because I haven't left the house since my 'discovery'.
Brainiac got out Daddy's car. I packed a large suitcase of clothes and other things I'll think I would need. Like the inflatable dummy, some of Daddy's inventions, emergency money for me (Daddy sometimes forgets to feed me so I get pizza. The only time he has forgotten was one time, and he's still sorry about it. The money is around 500 dollars.), and the regular stuff in my backpack.
I put the inflatable dummy in the driver's side and the automatic buckle went on him. It's kind of funny, no one notices it's a dummy. I think it's because Daddy made it, and Uncle Eddie drew the face. It looks normal and then the hood goes up, then it looks human.
Brainiac started the engine and put it in camouflage mode. It then turned into a plane and it went up. I grabbed onto the handlebars tightly. I hate the feeling when it goes up. Brainiac loves to upgrade the car, I guess it's like a second body.
We flew for a while. I don't really know I was kind of zoning out for a while and then played a game with Brainiac. He described something and I would guess what or who it was.
"Someone who is rather short, has a pointy nose, honks like a car, and you are never allowed to see him." Brainiac said with his droning voice.
"I got it. The Penguin."
"Correct. Something that is big and hairy."
"Need more description."
"It buzzes."
"A fly!"
So that's what happened and time flew quickly and we arrived at Belle Reve.
Brainiac parked and made the car and everything tiny, into a box. I put the box in my pocket. Brainiac can still talk out of it.
"So how do we get in, Brainiac?"
"It is possible to disguise as a villain and get in that way."
"Hmm, how are we going to do that?" I asked him.
"Just go up to a guard and knock him out."
"Got it."
I walked to the front of the place and knocked. Someone came out.
"No visitors allowed." He started saying, until he saw me. "Little girl, how did you get here?"
"I'm sorry." I touched him and he fell to the ground, smiling.
Other guards came out. They yelled and then took me in.
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