So I've been in a seriously bad 'don't want to write anything' mood and only just remembered I had chapters saved up. Heh heh... enjoy this chapter!
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The Adventures of a Time Traveling Padawan Chap 10
10.1
Kallus blinked and twitched. And twitched again. And trembled.
"Uh, are you okay?" A younger than normal version of Ezra waved his hand in front of the man's face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH-"
"I'll take that as a no. Weird, the Ying Yang Yoyo usually doesn't have that effect…"
"AAAAAAAAHHH-"
"Oh shut up, you're not physically capable of being bad anymore so you might as well get ready to help us out with something…"
"I… I… I…" He twitched violently.
"Oh, I think I get it. You're freaking out because of the memories of some of the bad things you've done." The man nodded mutely in horror. "Well at least we know the Yoyo worked."
BTHead: Hey Zeb?
TheIronSpeaker: What?
BTHead: We might have to postpone the plan until Kallus becomes mentally stable again…
TheIronSpeaker: Why?!
BTHead: Because he had a breakdown when I said that he ends up destroying your planet…
BTHead: Oh, and already had a panic attack about the memories of things he'd done.
TheIronSpeaker: …
TheIronSpeaker: Well at least we know the yoyo thing worked.
BTHead: That's what I said!
"No, wait, I… I don't want that to happen." Kallus gulped. "I want to help. I know I did all those bad things but you have to let me help!"
"Not to make it sound bad or anything, but we kind of turned you good for that exact reason…" Ezra scratched the back of his head.
"And I get that! It's weird and a little too manipulative for comfort, but I completely understand your reasoning! So let me help, I may have freaked out a lot at first but that's because…. Well, who wouldn't?" Ezra shrugged admittingly. The guy had a point. "But let me help. I need to help. I can't let this happen! Or, happen… again, or, whatever… Tenses are confusing, how do you do it?"
"Meh, we usually just use random ones." The Anchor shrugged. "I'm willing to let you help but you should probably know. Zeb has more than a little hatred for you, or at least your bad self. It's understandable really. I think he's willing to give you a shot, especially since you're helping us out, but he's probably never going to be really friendly with you."
"I… I understand. And I don't blame him, if what you've said is true." Kallus had the grace to look ashamed.
"Okay then, operation: Project Lasan is a go!" Ezra yelled, startling the other.
"Yay~!" LOKI cheered.
10.2
Ezra smiled. He waved to the crowds and then turned right around and walked back into his house.
"Karrabast, I hate famous loops…" He groaned and rubbed his face. He poked at the bundle of loop memories in his subconscious that he hadn't had time to try and crack open.
"Sir usually does as well." He didn't even flinch at the British AI.
"I'm guessing you're a looping AI?" He asked boredly.
"Of sorts. Now, would you like the plotline to this loop, a summary, or would you like to 'wing it' as Sir does?"
"Give me the plotline but don't go too far into detail unless necessary." He said without even pausing. "Is this a crossover or just a replacement? Or do you not have a way to tell?"
"I believe it is a crossover, as I certainly do not recall an organization called the Empire." An AI with snark. Just Ezra's type.
Ezra groaned. "Alright, I need a little help here with something else. I can't seem to access my loop memories. It's like they're locked up in my subconscious." There was silence for the moment as JARVIS contemplated this.
"May I?" Ezra felt a telepathic poke at his mind. He opened up to it easily. "I believe I see the problem."
'Oh hey Jar', where am I?' Ezra raised an eyebrow at the voice sounding in his head.
"Sir, it would appear that the visiting looper has replaced an odd mixture of yourself and Doctor Banner."
'…Oh, hi there. I'm Tony. The Anchor. Because I'm awesome like that. And what do you mean by… Oh-' Ezra tuned out the curses that started coming from the back of his head.
'I'd appreciate it if you didn't cuss in my head. Or at least tone it down a bit. What's going on?'
Tony ignored him. 'You've got to be kidding me! Out of all the times, I replace Hulk when I'm being replaced by a different looper?!'
'I'm so confused right now.' Ezra noted idly as he began looking over the garage with some awesome machines that he was totally going to put to use sometime.
"About that plotline." JARVIS supplied helpfully, bringing up a holoscreen to show an actual timeline.
10.3
"I am so confused right now…" Ezra buried his head in his hands.
They were all sitting down and 'Mike' had helped the other Sabine explain what was going on. At the moment the two loopers were discussing names she could use so the nonloopers didn't get confused.
"I still like Sable." She crossed her arms stubbornly. Mike winced.
"You are trying to give me flashbacks aren't you…" He muttered.
"Not my fault you guys don't like those types of loops."
"They're genderbender loops! Nobody likes them!" He complained.
"Well me and Hera never mind them." She shrugged unapologetically.
"Whatever. What about Ash's loop?"
"I am not going by Misty." She glared at him.
"Why not? I thought you liked that loop?"
"I liked the fact that there were adorable creatures capable of blowing things up without even trying." She deadpanned. "Pokémon are awesome, the rest of that loop? Not so much."
"Okay I see your point on that." He admitted.
"Why not just let her go by Sable?" Hera finally spoke up, having gotten her thoughts in order on the whole situation.
Mike's eye twitched. "Because I really really really hate that loop."
"Did you say genderbender?" Ezra was still in slight shock. The looping Sabine smirked maliciously.
"Oh yeah, I don't really care about those loops. Most girls apparently don't. But the guys always hate it. Isn't that right,"
"Don't you dare," Mike groaned.
"Erza?" Nonlooping Sabine snickered with her counterpart and Mike facepalmed. Ezra paled amusingly.
"Two of them, my torment shall never cease." He said in the driest deadpan he'd ever used. "Fine, go by Sable. But you owe me the next Freddy loop," He warned her.
She made a face. "You drive a hard bargain." She nodded anyways.
"Freddy?" Kanan couldn't help but ask. He wasn't sure exactly how to take the idea that the Jedi Mike had been an alternate version of Ezra all along.
Both loopers winced.
"Freddy Fazbear's Pizza." Mike rubbed his forehead. "It sounds harmless but it's one of the most horrifying loops I've come across."
"Animatronic animals trying to stuff you, always looping in as the nighttime security guard, inside a metal suit filled with crossbeams, metal wires, and movement joints. All while you're trying to keep track of said giant, creepy things in the dead of the night with nothing to protect you but security cameras and two blast doors. Not to mention that if you use the cameras and doors too much you run out of battery and you automatically get killed." Sable rubbed her own forehead. "Ugh, I can't count how many times that stupid rabbit got me…"
"I actually tried using LOKI to outsmart that loop," Mike said. "It didn't work. At all. It ended very, very terribly."
"What do you mean?" She raised an eyebrow.
He shuddered. "Imagine them with AIs…" Sable's eyes widened in horror.
"You're telling me they don't already have them?! I thought for sure that was why the dang things were always trying to kill people!"
"Turns out nobody really knows what the heck's going on with that loop… Though the original security guard supposedly started looping a while back." Mike shook his head. "I pity that guy, I really do…"
"What are they even talking about?" Zeb asked Hear in confusion. "It doesn't sound too scary, yeah sure a little creepy but-"
Before he could say another word a hologram of a giant, mechanical bear that was rusted and terrifying jumped in front of them with the most unearthly screech. All the nonloopers screamed their heads off while the two loopers froze solid and trembled with a few eye twitches.
"I will not allow you to say something so untrue about the horror that is Freddy's." LOKI growled. "My apologies, boss. Boss's girlfriend."
"It was necessary." Mike ground out. "But we have a telepathic bond from Nanoha's loop, please use the dang thing next time you plan on doing something like that…"
"Woah woah woah, girlfriend?!" Sabine turned to Mike and Sable.
"That's what you got out of that?" Sable asked.
"I think the point is to pretend it never happened." Mike nodded.
"Answer the question!"
"Well, number one you technically didn't ask a question. Number two, yes. We've been dating for a while in the loops. But neither of us even touched the possibility with a ten foot pole until we'd both thought it through very clearly." Sable crossed her arms.
"There might also have been a pained, delirium induced confession along there somewhere," Mike allowed.
"And then a few loops of us thinking it over." Sable added on.
"True. But before you guys say anything, let me just say. Couples throughout the loops change." Mike leaned forwards with a rare serious expression. "In my time as the Anchor of our loop, I've seen every person possible paired with every other person possible. And relationships change. I've seen more breakups and get togethers than most could even think about. In the loops, loopers don't usually stay in relationships very long outside of baseline. And the loops are very very very important in decision making over anything."
Sable took over. "We literally spent lifetimes debating over how we wanted to take things. I actually was the one to ask him out. As the Anchor, he's looping all of the time. More than I'm ever Awake. We have been dating for over two hundred loops by this point. Two hundred lifetimes. We have to think things through and be extremely careful about us because in the loops, sometimes the rest of the crew isn't Awake."
"Those loops are usually the ones where we have to pretend we barely even know each other. Now, all of this isn't to say it couldn't happen here. Like I said I've seen every pairing imaginable. Even if some of them are horrifying and should never have existed, they always work." Mike was elbowed in the ribs. "Like I said, anything could happen. Heck, there have been a few loops where I literally did not see a single couple the entire time!" He leaned back, serious mood gone.
"Those loops are actually closest to baseline," Sable shrugged.
"True."
"What just happened?" Hera blinked.
"You just experienced the full length of a looper's attention span and ability to think sanely. Try again tomorrow or input one credit to try again!" LOKI replied cheerily.
10.4
"Kanan, what's wrong?" Ezra knocked on his master's door.
"Snow. Not doing it, nope." Kanan yelled to him from inside.
"Wait… are you still not over that weird sled tournament thing?" Ezra looked at the door amusedly.
"No! …Maybe."
Ezra rolled his eyes. "You're going to have to deal with it eventually," He said.
"Not if I don't leave my room!"
"You're acting like a child."
"Well you technically are one."
"And compared to me, you are one. Now come out."
"Nope! Not happening!"
Ezra sighed and rolled his eyes. Might as well let the loops use their sense of humor to deal with this problem.
10.5
"You have to make a connection-"
"Aw, it's so cute! Here kitty kitty!" Ezra walked right up to the creature and picked it up, Kanan staring blankly. "Aw, does kitty like being petted? Hey look Kanan, its purring!"
"You have to make a connection-"
"AAAAAAHHH!" Ezra took one look at the creature and ran away screaming
"Really Kanan, did you not know he's got a phobia of cats?" Sabine shook her head.
"You have to make a connection- what are you doing?"
"Making business investments." Ezra typed away at his tablet. "Oh hey, nice cat."
"You have to make a connection-"
"Uh, Kanan?" Ezra's eyes bulged. This was NOT baseline.
"What is it Ezra?" He turned around and couldn't restrain the squeak when he came face to face with a ship sized version of it growling angrily.
"I think the connection would be better made with the mom…"
"You have to make a connection-"
"Seriously, what is this thing?" Ezra bent down and poked it with a stick. Kanan had no idea where he'd gotten said stick. The creature batted playfully at the stick. "Is it some type of cat? Or bat? Or something else that rhymes with at?"
Kanan facepalmed. "You ruined my teacher moment, Ezra."
"Yeah yeah, we're both Awake we know how this moment goes. But I'm serious here. Throughout the loops I still haven't managed to figure out what this thing is."
"I have no idea."
10.1
*You guys are probably confused but I know where this is going so I'mma just cackle evilly.
*I am a HUGE fan of good!Kallus. Kallus is like, my favorite villain. (well not exactly but he's pretty high on the list under Loki and Lucifer (spn))
10.2
*I don't even know but it's funny.
*I believe Tony would make a fantastically hilarious Anchor.
10.3
*7.1
*Looping Ezra will for now be refered to as Mike in this loop and Looping Sabine will be called Sable. Sable. Sable. I don't know why but I really like that name.
*Five Night's at Freddy's~
*LOKI is a troll plain and simple.
10.4
*Yup. Still hanging onto this.
10.5
*Kind of just strung them all together... I know that's not the exact words but it was funny okay!
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