Dear Diary,
It's Valentine's Day! Well I figured out a plan. I know I said maybe I'd wait but hello! He's gorgeous! I'm so conflicted. Well take things slow. One step at a time.
So for today, I made a plan. I'm going to get him to visit my home. That's intimate, right. It was very easy to kick out Daddy, though. Hmm, I really didn't like how I got him out of the house. He had to be gone for several days. That equal'd the she-devil... Uh.
It was a huge elaborate scam.
First, I had to break her out, which I really don't want to do. He's here. She's there. I am happy about this arrangement, but I have to break her out.
Second, get her to a very far and secluded place.
Third, have fake pictures of her with other men. I already have this. I've been waiting for the day to use them. Hehehehe.
Fourth, show Daddy and he would go in an angry fit and go after her. It's happened before. I half-lied to him that she hit me. The tears sold it.
I got the first part done. It wasn't easy. I had to forge a lot of documents. Okay, Brainiac forged a lot of documents. That would have taken too much time for me and I need it now. So I got her out and kind of kidnapped her and sent her to the Bermuda Triangle...
Okay, so this morning I showed the pictures to Daddy and he was furious. He stormed out yelling, "Luna, I'll be back in a couple of days. Watch the house."
So today at school, I gave Dick and Barbara candy. Chocolate hearts. Then I kind of scooted next to him and asked them both if they would like to come to my house. Barbara said she couldn't on such short notice, but Dick who lives nearby said YES!
I was so happy even more when he offered me a ride to my house.
We got in and the unthinkable happened. The hyenas came out. I gasped in horror but Dick hasn't noticed yet. He's distracted by how my house looks. I quickly glared at them and pointed in the opposite direction and they understood. They left.
"Was there something here?" He asked, grinning at me.
"No, nothing at all."
"Your house is wicked. It's like one of those old haunted mansions."
"Yeah, that's how my dad got it cheap."
"Cool, is it even cooler inside?" He asked.
"Yes it is." I quickly opened the door. We went inside.
"Wicked." He commented.
"Thanks. So a tour?"
"Sure."
Sorry I have to cut short here. But I want to upload it on the Valentine's Day so part 2 will come out sometime this week.
