Dear Diary,
So many things have happened since I've written in you last. Daddy came home for a small while then because I asked him for an atomic bomb, he got arrested and beaten up by Batman.
Why I wanted an atomic bomb?
It's simple to kill that evil, no-good, boyfriend- stealing (Okay, he wasn't my boyfriend but still!) witch! It was horrible.
It was after school and Dick and me were talking about superheroes. We were saying who's our favorites and sidekicks, you know?
He said when he was young. He loved Superman, me I don't see the appeal of a guy flying around trying to be everyone's white knight. That's why now, I love Batman, so does Dick because, hello! He's his dad! Well adoptive dad, but still. Awesome! I love Batsy as Daddy's rival. He helps Daddy focus and ground him to Gotham. Well, most of the time.
So as we were walking out of the gate, there was girl there. Black hair, blue eyes. Could be Dick's sister. But I knew, he didn't have a sister.
She greeted him with a KISS! ON THE LIPS! Oh, why me?
He introduced me as his friend to her, who was her GIR-r-R I can't say it.
She introduced herself to me as Zatanna Zatara. She's related to the magician who's in the Justice League. That means she's a witch with freaky magic powers.
Just the fact she was his gir-R-r, you know what, was shocking and now the revelation of her having magic powers sends me into despair. I was on the verge of crying.
She asked me what was wrong and I yelled nothing and ran away as fast as possible. Oh the shame.
I kept running and, I got no clue where I am. I looked around and saw big buildings with huge windows. Warehouses?
Then I heard shooting. *POP* *BANG* *GGGGG* sounds. I was scared so I did what I usually did. HIDE!
I saw a ladder on a building so I went up it. I got to the roof and I heard shouting. Why did I even climb up here! I went to the backside of where the door was.
I immediately called Daddy.
"Luna? Where are you? You were supposed to be home a couple of minutes ago." Daddy said to me.
"Daddy?" I said scared. "I don't know where I am. I think I'm on top of a warehouse."
"Why-?"
"Daddy, I'm scared. I heard gunshots and there are people yelling and they're near me. Please save me!" I said in hushed tones.
"Stay where you are. I'll be right there." He hung up.
Today, was a bad day to leave Brainiac home. I tried to be as quiet as possible.
"You dickhead! You trying to sell the bomb behind our backs?" I hear. Ooh, he said a bad word.
"No! I didn't do it. It was Earl!"
"Try again, sucker! Earl has been in jail since last week. Also we saw you chatting up those whales, trying to strike a deal to sell it a discount price!"
"Please don't kill me!" I think this guy started crying.
"Have fun in hell, sucker!"
It's getting awfully breezy right now and helicopter sounds can be heard. I look up and see Daddy's chopper. I stand up and wave my arms out.
Daddy gets out of the door a bit and throws bombs towards the other guys. I hear them laughing and then I think they fell.
A rope ladder comes out of the door and Daddy slides down and I run to him, crying.
He comforts me and grabs my stuff. He carried me up to the chopper and we went home.
He chewed me out afterwards.
"Why were you there? You should always go straight home, unless you tell me beforehand."
"I got lost trying to take a shortcut home and I ended up there. Daddy, those guys used the bad words and they were talking about bombs!" I lied a bit.
"Oh, just take the normal way, okay? It has more people so if you scream, someone will come to help."
I nodded.
"Now what is this about bombs?"
"Well, I heard gunshots. I think there were guys running after another guy for trying to swindle them. They thought the guy tried to sell the bomb behind their backs." I explained.
"Hmm, I've heard of this. If I remember correctly, they were selling an atomic bomb." Daddy said, while stroking an imaginary long beard.
"What's an atomic bomb?"
"It's a bomb that can blow up a huge city."
"Daddy, can I have one?" I thought this would solve my problems.
"Luna, why do you want one?" He asked me. I think he was suspicious of me.
"Because uh I just want one." I huffed.
"Okay." He agreed to it. "I'll get it by tonight."
So he went to the warehouse where they were trying to sell it. He took a fake bomb with him to get everyone out, then he gassed the only guy remaining.
He said to me, that law enforcement and Batsy will be after him for it so he made a replica of the bomb and he went to the Mayor's house.
He left the real one in the basement.
I had some time to think. Maybe I should just give up on Dick. Being friends with him is enough for me. And he seems really happy with that witch, I mean Zantanna. I shouldn't have freaked out. I'll apologize to him and her later.
So Daddy got caught by Batsy, because Batsy sprung the she-devil out to help him. I sent a plane to help him and I attached a video camera to see what was happening.
Guess what I saw?
The she-devil tried to shoot Daddy! Good thing that gun was empty. Well the weird thing was Daddy still liked her. Ew. It was even weirder when Scaley went after squirrels in the park and he kind of got arrested. I still don't understand why people kept screaming "It's Killer Croc! Run!" It wasn't like he was going to eat them. I got him out, later.
Oh well. Dick is happy and I don't want to hurt that. Maybe I should try for someone else? But who?
So I'm happy that Batman the Animated Series is on the Hub. This is how this chapter came to be, and a mixture of Young Justice.
