a/n So 5 years and I moved this from Batman the Animated Series due to the many allusions to Young Justice.

Dear Diary,

I find myself in a bit of a predicament.

So after graduating both high school and college in these short five years. Majoring in many subjects, such as robotics and engineering. And the business with revealing myself as in who's my Daddy, to Dick and Barbara. They felt shocked, surprised, betrayed but they accepted it after I convinced a villain not to hurt them and I told them what I knew. Yeah, turns out Barbara is Batgirl, who knew? I thought I was in the clear with problems.

Then I got lost, well not really lost. I knew exactly where I was but it was a very awkward situation.

You see I have been working on something called zeta tubes. I thought it'd be a faster way for transportation, that way I could go to Belle Reve to see Hugo and Arkham to see Daddy and my uncles. So I was making it in the basement, yeah Daddy lets me down there so I could do matinence care to the weapons. I have a knack for it.

I was working on it and then it switched on by itself. This was a very bad thing and the next thing I knew I ended up looking at superheroes.

...

It took me a moment but these were the young superheroes and not the older ones like Batsy. Oh look, Dick.

They were surprised to see me, too. Some of them were ready to hurt me.

"Luna?" Dick, well he's called Nightwing now said.

"Yo." I waved from the back of my head.

"You know her?" A buff guy asks. He looked liked Superman. So this must be Superboy.

"Yeah, she was my classmate." He replied.

The heroes relaxed but they were still a bit tense.

"How did you get in here?" Dick chuckles.

"I was working on a project using zeta tubes. I read about it in a paper by Dr. Adam Strange." I explained.

"That's right. You majored in engineering." Dick chuckled and smacked his head.

"Major? She's just a child." The green girl said. Is she a Martian?

"Gang, I'd like you to meet Luna. Her IQ is off the scales and graduated college with a record-breaking number of majors a couple months ago."
Nightwing introduced.

"Also my dad's the Joker. So let's see how you react." She smiled.

"What!" They also had other responses but most of them were negative except Barbara and Dick. She kind of just watched and shook her head. Dick just laughed happily. The green lady was in defensive mode and her eyes started flashing.

My head started hurting and it felt like my life flashed before my eyes. I shook my head of those thoughts.

"She's clean! She hasn't done anything to lead any criminal here. It is a mistake like she said." She said.

"Can anyone please tell me where I am? I really need to go home to make sure Daddy takes his medicine."

"We might need to blindfold you, Luna. For security reasons." Nightwing says.

"Before you do that let me guess." I looked around and took the scenery in. "Okay, we're in a cave in Happy Harbor. Daddy attacked this place when I was 4. By the way I apologize for anything he did, does, and will do."

They all looked pretty dumbfounded. I have that effect on people.

And then the big buff guy kind of lunged at me. I did what I usually do in a panic, I put my hands out and I touched him right before he could get me.

Oops, he's on the ground with the smile.

"Sorry!" I called out and went to him. I touched him again and he snapped out of it.

"What happened?" He said.

"She's a danger! Eliminate!" I heard a voice say.

"I am not a danger. It was just reflex!" I replied to the voice.

Nightwing went to me and checked on Superboy. "Didn't know you had that power. Cool. Who are you yelling it?"

"I heard a voice that said I'm a danger and to eliminate me." I shook my head.

One of the guys eyes widened. "How could you hear that?" He called out.

Nightwing turned around. "Beetle, what are you talking about?"

"She can hear the beetle on my back. I don't know how though."

"Luna, how can you hear that when the rest of us couldn't?" He asked me, with interest and worry.

"Electromagnetic waves. You see, when Daddy wasn't around. I was raised by a certain cyber villain and I kind just picked up on it, I guess?"

"Haha, you really are a genius!"

"Nightwing, how can you act like that! She's the Joker's daughter! She just knocked out Superboy. And she knows where we are." One of the people said.

"Chill, she's cool. Hah, Luna don't you know Mr. Freeze?"

"Doc? Yeah, he taught me medicine and other science-related things. He would enjoy that pun."

"Hey, Luna. Can't you stay? You can just call your dad to tell him that you're at Billy's house."

I looked at him with a "Seriously?" look. "You do know what're saying. Say I'm at my boyfriend's. My teenage boyfriend's house?" I tried to stress the importance of this.

"Oh right. He would be worried, even if he's psychotic, he's still your dad." He pondered. "But I want you to meet the team. I don't have everyday to show them off."

I looked at him. "Fine, give me an untraceable phone. I'm going to have make a better lie. A good lie contains some truth."

He gave a phone to me and I dialed home. "Hi, Brainiac."

"What happened to you? Did the project work? Where are you?" Brainiac asked.

"I'm okay. I got transported to an unknown location. But I think I'm in Metropolis, maybe or is it Central City. I don't know the two look alike. Well, I'll be home in a few hours. Don't worry. I'm safe."

"Understood. I'll tell your father you are stepping out for a few hours."

"Please make sure he eats his medicine. Then monitor his vitals. If he tries to leave in anyway, subdue him." I ordered.

"Understood. I'll mix sleeping pills with his food. Have a nice journey. Call when you're back in Gotham." He hung up.

I gave the phone back and gave a thumbs up. "All good. Brainiac's going to lie for me."

"You live with two villains?"

"No 3 sometimes 4. My pet, Scaley is what you call Killer Croc."

"You do know he's a human right."

He is? This actually explains a lot, but at home, he mostly just eats, sleeps, watches TV. Like the hyenas. For the past five years, I didn't know. I really need to pay attention more.

"Hmm, okay. So do you want to show off your team or keep talking about my pet?"

"Good point. So the one you knocked out is Superboy.."

He then proceded to name them all. A lot of them were reluctant though, but Nightwing got them to open a bit up to me. Until it came to the one called Blue Beetle.

"You are a threat. You must be eliminated."

"I am not a threat. Who are you to say?"

"I'm sorry for him." The guy said. Dick said his name was Jaime and he is the second Blue Beetle.

"Where is he talking from?"

"My back." Jaime replied.

"I see."

"Kid trying to be an adult. You're going to wind up in a bad life."

"Hey, don't say that!"

I cracked my knuckles. "I can take it off for you if want. You'll be perfectly safe after I kill him!" I roared in anger.

"No, it's fine. He just needs to learn manners." He scolded the thing.

"Fine. But my offer is standing, so whenever you want. I'll take it off." I said to him.

"So that's everyone. Of course you know Batgirl."

I ran and hugged her. "I miss you. I haven't you since graduation."

She smiled and hugged me too. "Me too. How've you been?"

"Well, besides the Zeta-tubes project. I put Daddy under house arrest after he broke his arm. It so stupid how he broke it. He tried to launch himself out of a cannon, in the backyard and net broke right when he landed." I sighed. "How's Grandpa?"

"He's good. Just needs to take care of his blood pressure."

"Glad to hear it. How is it being Batgirl?"

"You can see the limitaions of being human." She sighed.

I was worried. "Well I can tell you all the weaknesses of the villains if you need it."

"What!" Somebody said behind me. I turned around and saw it was Superboy. "Nightwing, did you know about this?"

"Of course. Luna is one with the villains. It'd just be rude to ask her." Dick replied sternly.

"I can tell you some of them. The ones I don't know well, if'd it make you accept me."

"Okay, Mal, take Luna to the computer and input them. The rest of you, patrol." He ordered. "Luna, this is Mal."

A really buff and tall guy walked over to us. He nodded towards me. "He's going to take you to the computer. You don't have to give any information you don't want to." I nodded. "Barbara, go with her. I think Luna woud like to be with someone familiar, right?"

I nodded. Barbara agreed. So this ended up me holding hands with her as we walked behind the guy.

"Are you a superhero?" I asked him.

"No, I'm in charge of mission control. So I can help my girl out." He responded.

"That's Bumblebee." Barbara said.

"That's so sweet."I replied. "I wish I could do that for Billy."

"Yeah, Batman wouldn't allow it." Barbara replied.

"Who's Billy?" Mal asked.

"He's my boyfriend. But I don't see him often enough."I explained to him.

We got to the computer. Mal booted it up. "Okay, I'll bring up pictures of villains and you just point out the ones that'll you'll giv information about."

He did so. And a lot of pictures of people I knew popped up.

"Well for my dad, you can write currently broken arm, out of commission for a couple of months."

Mal typed it.

"This guy is dead." I pointed at one of the pictures. "Daddy killed him a couple months ago by accident.

"Also the Penguin has a fond obsession over women so you can go undercover to get him also this guy." I pointed at a picture of a really pale guy with devil horn-ed style hair. "Is Klarion. Lord of Chaos. Cheats at Board games. You hurt or kill his cat, Teekl, and he's forced to go home."

"Thank you for your help." He said.

"Oh and one more thing. Brainiac is taking a break for about 6-8 years. He has to raise me." I gave him the thumbs up, but he looked at me with sadness. Strange. Why would he be sad? For me?

"Hey, Luna. Nightwing just called me." I looked at Barbara. "He says there's a surprise for you back in the den."

"A surprise?" It piqued my interest. "Okay."

I held onto Barbara and we went back to where I arrived. I saw a really tall guy's back. Buff, red costume, white cape. Oh!

"Billy!" I let go of her and ran towards him. He turns around smiling and hugs me. We kissed and I kind of sat on his arm as I looked at his face.

"Luna. Did you grow taller?" He asked.

I shrugged. "Did you?"

He smiled. "Yeah by an inch."

"Lucky. I missed you." I put our foreheads together. I smiled.

"I missed you too."

*cough**cough* We both looked over at Nightwing.

"You do know it kind of looks like pedophilia right there?"

We looked at each other and laughed. He put me down and then he went back to my normal Billy Batson. We back to hugging each other. I wrapped my arms around his neck and he wrapped his around my waist.

"How've you been?" I asked him.

"Busy enough that I couldn't see you for a week." He replied.

"You could've just asked me. I would have come to help."

"Nah, you got to take care of your dad. Speaking of which, he still don't like me?"

"He just doesn't like the fact that I'm growing up and at least you didn't run away from him. You scored some points with him." I told him.

"Gah!" I looked over and it was a green boy with a tail. I think Dick said his name was Beast Boy, Miss Martian's brother. "You two are together?"

"Yeah, it'll be a year soon." I said. We smiled at each other.

"You are fraternizing with the enemy." He called out, mostly likely meaning Billy.

I touched my head in disappointment. "I tried to tell you, I am not EVIL! I am not my family. Even my own Daddy, the Joker, does not want me in this life. Understand?" My eye started twitching.

"Luna, calm down. You're eye is twitching." Billy said and I rubbed my face into his chest. My God, I'm short.

"I'm sorry." He said.

"It's okay." I mumbled. "I want to go home. Billy, can you take me, please?"

"Sure." He changed back to the hero version.

I went to Nightwing and Barbara. "I'll see you guys, back home. Okay?" I hugged them goodbye. They nodded and told me goodbye. I went back to Billy.

"Ready?" I nodded and he picked me up and flew to the top and headed towards Gotham City.

"You know," I said to him. "I still have an hour before I have to go home."

He grinned widely. We landed in an alley in Gotham about a mile from my house. He went back to normal and held my hand.

"Let's have a mini-date, then." He said and walked to an ice cream parlour.

We shared a sundae together and talked about what's been happening.

He then escorted me home like a gentleman and we kissed. He left me at the gate and walked off. He is so nice. How did I get so lucky?

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