Dear Diary,

I think I have horrible luck. First, I lose that cute guy that had no arm. Second, Billy had to cancel a date with me due to the massive super villain activity.

The super villain expo is in town. Due to equal rights and yada yada, They have the right to rent a space of Gotham Convention Center and all that. They usually disguise it and it's called G.G.A.O. or Good Guys Are Overrated. I seriously tell them to change to the name because the acronym is way too cute! It's sounds like a sound from a cute dinosaur! And they couldn't do. Good Guys Reek because G.R.R. seriously! They changed the name from the Secret Society of Super Villains because it was too long and some people got tongue-tied saying it. I'm more surprised no normal person has realized this is an evil convention. With the ray gun exhibits to trendy super villain wear. Oh my god, people are ignorant.

Then Daddy drags me there, against my advice in a super wheelchair, he made, with rockets and other stuff.

And Lastly, I'm STUCK HERE! Sure it was fun when I was little but now I'm just bored. Everybody just treats me like a little kid, and the ones that don't avoid me at all cost. I guess Daddy has a stronger presence than I thought. I got bored so I started texting Dick.

Hey, Dick. What are you doing?

It's a weekend so I think he might respond. Oh speak of the devil.

Hi, Luna! Doing undercover work at a major villain event.

...What? He couldn't possibly be..I looked up and scanned the room and..Oh no.

Dick! I'm here and I see you and other members of your team. Please tell me you're not at GGAO!
The guy I was looking at, looked confused then serious and looked around and saw me. He smiled and came my way.

"Hi, Luna." Dick says, dressed as some kind of cheesy villain.

My eyes widened and I quickly took him to the side and started whispering to him.

"What are you doing here!"

"I already told you."

"You guys can't be here. If anyone finds out, you'll be disintegrated in seconds. Seriously, Brainiac is in charge of the security cameras and my Dad. If he sees you, he'll freak!"

"Luna, calm down. I got everything under control."

"How'd you even get in? You have to have an invitation, be in the system."

"We got it off some new supervillain and got M'gann to change into him and we're posing as lackies. I also inputed this information in the criminal database."

"Oh no. Not that system. Give me a second." I went back to the stand to get my tablet but Daddy stopped me.

"Sweetie, where are you off to?"

"Uh, making new friends..."

"But you have enough friends."

"My own age!"

He sighed heavily. "Fine, but come back later. Me and your Uncle Eddie are going to perform an entertainment scene." He patted me on the head.

"Okay, Daddy. Don't get into any trouble while I'm gone. Promise?"

"Oh, honey, you know I can't promise that. I don't break promises so I try to avoid the ones that I might break."

"Fine, try at least. Love you." I went back to Dick and open the tablet.

"Okay, we have a different system than the average criminal system. Here you go." I showed the system.

"Wow, this is really detailed. It has current information and everything. If we had this, "

"Then everybody I love would be in jail." I replied, sadly.

"Yeah, sorry." He said sheepishly.

I went to the GGAO list. "What supervillain did you attack?"

"Uh, it was a really weird name. Ah I remember Mr. Zsasz."

"WHAT! Oh no, you need to get M'gann to change into someone else soon!" I said to him, in panic.

"Why?"

"Mr. Zsasz usually kills young women, ergo Daddy wants him dead! He attacked me before but I made him go asleep, so I escaped." I took a breath. "I later reconciled with him but he's still more deranged than Daddy."

"And that means a majority of Gotham's most vilest villains wants to kill him?"

"Yeah."

Dick stopped for a second and made a serious face. "Okay she heard me. So it'll be alright."

"Telepathic connection?"

He nodded.

"How'd you even subdue him?"

"A giant magnet and then we pounced him."

"Seriously?"

"Yep."

I sighed and quickly inputed that Zsasz had lackies in rare cases and we were in the clear.

"You got to be more careful. Have you heard from Billy?"

"He's tracking down bank robbers that robbed every National Bank on the East Coast."

"Okay." I pouted. "I hope he's safe. Also tell your team to try to restrict themselves of attacking anyone even if provoked. We have a ceasefire type of deal here. No one can attack anyone unless they have a good reason."

"Like hurting another villain's daughter."

"An overprotective villain's daughter." I nodded.

"Okay, Luna, we're only here for recon so thank you. I need to meet up with the rest."

I smiled at him. "Okay, talk to you later."

I went back to Daddy.

"Did you have fun?" He asked me, grinning happily.

I nodded and then noticed Daddy holding something. "What are you holding?"

"A new concoction Scarecrow's gas plus mine together."

"Daddy, that's not going to affect me, is it?"

"Hmm, probably not. You're immune to my gas and the fear gas doesn't seem to affect you, especially since you walked through that robbery to drag him out."

"Oh, wasn't that the day you both tried to rob that diamond store? Both of your gases went in and oh. That's how you came up with this."

He smiled happily. "You are definitely the smartest girl in the world. Right, my princess?"

I gave him an apathetic smile. "Sure, whatever you say."

He frowned at me, probably worried. He then pointed at something, smiling. "Look Uncle Eddie and the ice doctor are getting into a fight!"

"What!" I looked over and it was more of a one-sided fight. Doc was holding Uncle Eddie up in the air while he was squirming around.

I slapped my face and went over. "DOC! LET HIM GO!" I screamed.

I startled him and he dropped him. I helped Uncle Eddie up and then they started fighting again, verbally this time.

"No one can understand you, you freak!" Uncle Eddie screeched. "And how dare you man-handle me!"

Doc snorted. "People can understand me fine. To me you are like little child."

They are making very angry. So I smiled, the one I got from Daddy.
"If you both don't stop fighting, then it'll be nappy time for BOTH OF YOU!"

They shut up instantly. I love having that effect on people. "Good. Now promise to be civil at least for the convention, please?"

"Fine."

"Okay."

I smiled happily at them. "Thank you."

I went back to Daddy and started people-watching. A lot of the minor villains tried to avoid looking at me except one. He stopped and he had a really creepy smile on his face, even creepier than Uncle Eddie in women's clothing.

"Do you need anything?" I asked him, looking slightly behind me to look for Daddy. He wasn't there.

"Hey, you're cute."

"Are you a pedophile?"

He laughed maniacally. "No, I'm the Creeper."

"Oh, I know you. The reporter."

"Was a reporter. So how about it? Me, you, date?" He wiggled his eyebrows and smiled.

I smiled back and screamed. "Help! He's trying to make me his girlfriend!"

"Huh?"

In a few seconds, nearly every type of gun was aimed at him, from Doc's freeze ray to Uncle Harvey's pistol.

"You sicko! What are you doing to the princess?"

Oh God, the nickname stuck. The Princess of the Villains!

"What? Princess. HAHAHA! That explains your beauty." He took my hand and kissed it. I was majorly creeped out, and then someone kicked him hard away from me.

"Hey, get away from Mr. J's daughter!" Oh no I know that high-pitched voice anywhere, but I guessed she saved me.

"Wowza! Hello, toots!" The Creeper grinned even wider when he saw the she-devil. She shudders. He pounces and then he immediately gets shot by a freeze ray and now he's in a block of ice.

"What are we going to do with him?" I asked.

"Hmm, let's kill him."

"Wait, how about we give him to the police. Remember can't make a mess here." I said.

The villains murmured among themselves in agreement.

"I'll take him." Daddy walks in. "I have a grudge against him. It'd be my pleasure. Now go along on your merry way."

They dispersed. Daddy then turned to me and hugged me and kept kissing me. So embarrassing.

"Are you okay, Luna? I went away for a second and chaos happened."

"I'm okay, creeped out but okay. Harley saved me."

He turned to her. She looks at him, really shyly. "Hi, Mr. J."

"Oh, Harley. Thank you." Daddy kisses her on the cheek and she looks so delighted. Sigh, fine she's not all bad, which might not be good for the profession. Oh well.

"Oh snookums!" She kisses him and I squirmed my way out as fast as possible.

"You okay, Luna?" Uncle Harvey asked me.

"Yeah, I've experienced worse."

"What?" He looked angry at the experiences.

"Well, you try living with Daddy when he's bored."

"Oh." He calmed down and patted me on the head.

So later, after Daddy gagged the Creeper and sprung him to the police station, Daddy and Uncle Eddie did entertainment which was a 'Who was funnier?' contest.

"What is it that can be attempted and be arrested, but if it succeeds nothing happens?" Uncle Eddie smiles. "Suicide."

Nervous chuckles scattered around the room.

Daddy smiled and gets up from his seat. "That's the best you can do?" He takes a breath and looks into the crowd. "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daren't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'"

Laughter erupted from the crowd. Daddy sits back down in his chair.

Uncle Eddie looked peeved. He stands up. "Why is a raven like a desk?"

Huh I don't know. The Mad Hatter said this before but I don't remember.

"There are actually two answers for this. One. They both had inky quills and Two. Poe wrote on both."

More nervous laughter. Yeah Daddy is winning.

Daddy had the last turn. He smiled knowing he's going to win. "There's this guy that goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby girl and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fools! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!'" (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) "Get it? Oh what a senseless waste of human life!"

Wait what? This sounds very familiar. Oh no, Daddy, he's losing it. I checked what time it was and it wasn't good. Daddy didn't take his pain meds mixed with an anti-psychotic. I put that in so he doesn't leave as much. I quickly dug through my bag and got his meds out. I also got a water bottle and ran on stage. Daddy was sweating and paling whiter than normal.

"Daddy, your medicine."

"Oh such a good girl. Almost didn't get you, you know? Because of BATMAN!"

Oh no, he's loopy. I shoved the medicine down his mouth, and stuck the water bottle in. He gulped it down and then I took it out.

"Daddy, you okay?"

He wobbled a bit and then took his good hand to his head. "Luna? What happened?"

"You didn't take your medicine and you kinda told the story of my birth."

His eyes widened and he wasn't smiling anymore.

"Want to go home?" I asked him.

"Okay."

"Sorry, folks. We gotta go. We can resume this later, okay?" I said to the crowd then me and Daddy walked off stage. I called Brainiac. "Can you get the car?"

"Understood. I'll be here until closing and will check in with you at specific intervals."

"Okay." I closed the phone. The crowd parted as I helped Daddy to the front and got him into our cloaked car. I got behind the driver's seat. The car drives itself as long as I put in the directions and all that. I know how to drive a little, perks of being a getaway driver when Daddy is conked on the head.

Well that's about it. I just wonder what happened to Dick and his team. Hmm. Oh well.