Date: 5/27/13
Rating: T
Genre: Cute, Humor
Prompt: 631 - Sasuke asks Sakura if she's a virgin before the battle
***God, this was so much fun to write.
She could feel the blood rush to her face as Sasuke stared at her. "Sasuke-kun," Sakura said carefully, just to make sure she heard him correctly, "are you asking me if I'm a virgin?"
Sasuke cringed at her blatancy. "Not in so many words," he said, unable to deny it, "but ultimately, yes."
Raising her forefinger, Sakura opened her mouth in an effort to answer him but shrunk back last minute. She knew he only needed a simple yes or no, but the more she tried the more she couldn't bring herself to do it. So avoiding his question with her own, Sakura asked, almost as if to assure herself that Sasuke was in the right state of mind, "You do know we're about to go to battle, right?"
"I am fully aware of the fact, Sakura," he said flatly.
"Hey, don't get mad at me," Sakura snapped, crossing her arms, "We haven't had a decent conversation in years, and of all the things you could've asked me, this is what you want to know?"
He rolled his eyes. "Look, I've heard you're quite popular among the male population in Konoha," Sasuke said, fully aware of how ridiculous he sounded, "and I was just curious, that's all." But the way Sakura was staring at him was beginning to make him uncomfortable. In a matter of seconds, things went from awkward to even more awkward. Averting his gaze, Sasuke cleared his throat. "Well?"
Sakura looked at Sasuke and sighed. If that's how he wants to play, then fine.
"Well, if you must know, I'm not," she said dramatically, pausing to turn around and hide her smirk, "sure what to tell you because I'm still," she paused again, "uncomfortable telling you something so personal, Sasuke-kun." Sakura turned back around, choking back her laughter as she saw the look on Sasuke's face. She figured she should have stopped, but she was having a little too much fun torturing him. Besides, she told herself, he deserved it. With a flourish, Sakura waved her hand and continued, "The next thing I know you're going to be asking me how many I've times I've done it."
"So you're not—"
"But that's under the presumption that I'm not a virgin."
"So you are—"
"And at this point, I still haven't told you anything."
Sasuke groaned, smacking his face with his palm. "Okay, Sakura," he said in exasperation, "I get it. I shouldn't have asked. Let's just go."
However, before Sasuke could walk away, Sakura laughed and pulled his arm. "No, wait, Sasuke-kun," she said, finally satisfied, "You really want to know?"
He looked at her wearily. "I'm not sure if I do anymore," Sasuke said, unsure if he could handle another round of Sakura beating around the bush.
She laughed again. "No, I'll tell you, for real this time. The truth is," Sakura said, pausing one last time for dramatic effect. However, the second she opened her mouth, Naruto came running, sprinting, towards them.
"What are you guys waiting for?" he shouted, waving them over. "We have a war to win! Go talk another time!"
Sakura shook her head and turned to Sasuke, holding in her laughter. "Well, Naruto has spoken. I guess this conversation will have to wait, then, Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke glared. God damn it.