To xD (Guest) – Yes, poor Tsun-tsun XD. And I'll try update as fast as I can.
To SleepIsNice (Guest) – Yeah I know it's about time I update lol… pls don't hunt me down…
So many people supporting this and it only has 2, well, 3 chapters…
This is troll/humour chapter. I mean, why not? Tsunami wave of characters. :^)
Disclaimer: I do not own KHR.
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Although Tsuna had been purposely avoiding the new teacher's attention on her, she realised the person wasn't that bad. He may curse at the students, almost kill them and traumatize every student, but the school was rather prestigious so yeah.
She decided not to inform Reborn since he would only make her deal with her own situation like always. Instead of getting any help or doing anything herself, she took the safest tactic of running away from him.
Every time he turned around, she would instantly take another route or round a corner. Eventually, Hibari noticed this and decided to do something about it, aka, fight the teacher. It resulted in a few broken classrooms over the span of lunchtime and was miraculously fixed by the next day. Because of this, they decided to take fights outside, but the headmaster prevented that.
Speaking of the headmaster, there was nothing known about him or her. It was rumoured that the headmaster was in fact a leader of a mafia family, but then again there are some mafia leaders in the school.
Their maths lesson was soon interrupted by the return of students- Gokudera Hayato and Yamamoto Takeshi. The two were on work duty as models and their own specific jobs. Gokudera was a genius pianist and was a genius in general while Yamamoto was a professional base baller and often went to child care centres or orphanages to cheer kids up (without playing baseball.)
Their return was very welcomed, by fan girl/boy screams and also fellow members who accompanied them every now and them. Tsuna, not knowing who they were, just said a welcome, earned the attention of the two who recognised her as a new classmate probably from the outside. Gokudera was a bit pissed while Yamamoto just smiled.
Later on that day, in Science, Gokudera managed to perfect some theories that Tsuna tried to introduce but sadly, was interrupted by him. Yamamoto broke a beaker and was fortunately unharmed. They also introduced another returning student from the idol industry, Dokuro Chrome. She was famous for her singing and was ranked in the top 5 models under the age of 20.
When they finally got to Literature, Xanxus went into rage when he looked out the window. Tsuna, on the other hand went into fear. Outside, she could spot a familiar man with long silver hair, along with a few other people – however she did not recognise them. They all seemed to be chasing someone. Someone in a black suit. Someone with a fedora. Someone with a strange green lizard thing.
This someone disappeared and instantly arrived at her classroom, only to be taken out of her seat and then somehow, jumped off the 3rd floor and into a car that was parked nearby.
Those who were quick enough, recognised the man and were already chasing after him, (those being Gokudera and Xanxus, and Yamamoto who followed.) The rest of the class including Dokuro were used to this sort of behaviour so they just dismissed themselves, knowing that the teacher would not be back until much later. Dokuro was informing her sempai about what happened and decided to leave it.
The people who were chasing the fedora man arrived in the classroom split seconds later and shouted at the non-existent teacher and left. Reborn and Tsuna were already off to go to the Vongola Headquarters.
That was how the school day ended.
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Thank you for reading! I hope you enjoyed. :) 17th September was my 14th birthday. Lmao.
Zaira Swift.
JUST KIDDING. I TROLL.
That wasn't how Tsuna's day ended.
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In the car.
"Reborn?!"
"Of course it's me, who else?"
"NO- I mean, why are you here? Why did you just suddenly take me out of class and all?"
"Well, I was supposed to just take you somewhere later after class, but those Varia brats wouldn't stop following me," he explained, "they knew I was going to get you or something and they were curious about their boss so they decided to follow."
"Eh?"
"Now lackey drive faster," said Reborn as he kicked the driver.
"GEH! I'm not your lackey and that hurt-"
"Complain and I'll kick you again."
"Reborn! You shouldn't do that! I've told you before- SKULL?! Didn't I tell you to stop listening to Reborn?"
Reborn clicked his tongue earning him a glare. Skull laughed it off since it was the only time it had happened in a long time. And since Reborn actually needed his help for driving, he gladly accepted the terms. Tsuna knew he wasn't lying but she still felt a bit grumpy.
"Where are we going?"
"The Vongola is getting rivals so we need your help."
"You want me to release a new book or something? I won't even start writing until much later!"
"You're able to finish book in 2 or 3 months."
"That's because you force me to!" argued Tsuna. Reborn merely smirked.
"And we're going to do just that."
"WHAT?!"
"I'm kidding. We're going to do something different."
"Are we going to reveal my identity or something?"
"No, nothing like that. We're going to reveal a new identity. It'll be a model. And this time you can use your actual name."
"You don't need to worry about anyone finding out you're RUN. I don't think anyone even thinks you're a girl or in high school," concluded Skull who just swerved, narrowly dodging a car and turned around showing his smiling face. "We're here." And he faced back to the front. "No we're not." Earning him another kick.
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"Wait, what's with this outfit? It's so childish…"
"Just because it's childish doesn't mean it's bad. Now wear it. We're taking 3 photos. One of your back, front and your face."
"My face? What? I thought you were going to keep my identity hidden."
"That's as RUN, dame-Tsuna," said Reborn. Tsuna flinched at the old nick-name. "And you're now Sawada Tsunami, not RUN. You're already rich so it won't be a problem to do something like this, would it?"
"Wouldn't that be useless? I don't really mind being rich, but I donate most of money to charities and all."
"But if no one even knows who you are and if you are forever shrouded in mystery, people will end up thinking you're some nobody in the world who has no courage to show his/her face," concluded Reborn.
"…" Silence. "Fuck you Reborn."
"Since when did you swear?"
"Since when could I not?"
"Shut up."
"You shut up."
"Oh? Since when did you start to fight back?"
"I just never thought I needed to."
"I know you're fighting and all, but we're on a tight schedule and need to start taking pictures," growled a blue haired woman who immediately took away Tsuna.
"Oi, Tsuna's your name right?"
"Yes."
"I'm Lal Mirch. Okay. Face the back." Tsuna turned around feeling a bit embarrassed. Despite how young the woman was, she still made her nervous considering that mature feel around her.
"No, no, not like that. Jut out your butt. We need some sex appeal or we won't get any money," said a different voice. A male in a black hoodie came out of nowhere.
"Go away Mammon. This isn't a sexy shoot. We're doing before and after."
"Tch. It better get some money."
"Who was that?" asked Tsuna as they finished the back view.
"Mammon is his work name, but his real name's Viper. He's the head of the financial area of the Vongola Company."
"He is also a part of the assassination squad in the mafia," said Reborn. Lal glared at him.
"Does she even know about the mafia?"
"She's already got the basics down."
"It's kind of because of who Reborn is, you see," said Tsuna, laughing nervously. It's also because I may have accidentally used the mafia as a basis for one of the mystery/crime books I wrote…
"Tch. Face the front. Think about something nice or interesting that's happened to you."
No matter what she could think of, she could only think about the first time she met Reborn. Rather terrifying.
"What is that expression? Something more happy," said Lal, unsatisfied with her rather nervous look.
Tsuna, who was currently sifting through all possible memories she has had and merely smiled.
"Good enough," said Lal checking the photo. Lal, just about to issue out another command for Tsuna, felt something, rather a hand, grope her butt.
"Hehe, I touched the butt!" announced the man. He was immediately kicked in the groin.
"Colonello, I told you not to interfere with my work," said Lal. The blonde, still rolling on the floor and being pitied by all the men in vicinity (since they are cringing at the pain of there), except for Reborn who was enjoying the show. Tsuna shuddered as she saw the sadistic look appear on Reborn's face.
"U-ugh… L-Lal… I know you said that but kora, you can't just expect me to leave my girlfriend alone!" he said, earning him a punch to the chest.
"Now, where were we?" asked Lal, slightly flustered. "Ignore him, he's an idiot." She said to Tsuna.
"Um… okay? Is he okay though?"
"He's breathing and it's not like I had cut off his thing so, he's okay," said Lal, completely unaware at all the horrified men in the place. "Look more to your right."
Tsuna obeyed her command.
"Just give me your best smile. Easy eh?"
Tsuna thought for a while and then brightened up, even making everyone rather surprised at her very happy look, almost melting them a bit.
"Finished. Reborn, I'll send these up to the office later."
Tsuna, still worried about Colonello, was only hushed and led away to change back to her normal clothes.
"Oh yeah expect to do more of this," said Reborn, smirking as he left her to change.
"Eh? What?!"
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This was how Tsuna's day ended. But we still have the next day. :^)
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The Following day…
Sighing, Tsuna arrived at school, on time, and then proceeded to go straight to class rather than actually going up to the roof or anywhere else that would be very peaceful. The moment she entered the class, all eyes were on her.
"Hm? Is there something wrong?"
The looks of the females in the class made her nervous. It was something that she had never forgotten. It was something she also feared.
"You-" started one. "Why did you never tell us you were Mystery Vongola from 3 years ago?"
"Huh?"
Someone produced a magazine that was a bit worn from the years, but besides that, in perfect condition. On the front cover was a girl who had rather ragged and short brown hair and a very simple yet elegant dress. And another pulled out another magazine with Tsuna on the front, who was in the same pose as the other magazine along with her face.
On the cover, it read The Mystery Vongola 2XXX! Now revealed to be new model of Vongola Agency, Sawada Tsunami!
So that's what Reborn was referring to huh? Thought Tsuna, with a face of thought. Wait. What.
Looking more carefully at the older magazine, it was released near the time where she first started publishing books from the Vongola Agency. She thought back to when it happened. When she was first starting to publish, Reborn had told her to take a photo shoot in order for her 'training' as RUN. Although that confidence didn't last that long, the photo was published as the front cover for the magazine edition of the Mystery Vongola.
The last thing she could remember was the mass amount of questions and the lingering faces of classmates. Well there goes that bit where she was supposed to be a 'normal' student.
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I have a plot for this.
I'm just trolling right now since I don't know what else to do. Sorry for ending it off there.
Thank you for reading.
Zaira Swift.