I still don't own TDI or any of its correspondents.
Chris was eagerly waiting through until the day that he could, at long last, create the show, and now that it was here, he was excited! Chef was being his usual self, one that he noticed was very snarky and cruel, but still kind-hearted when he needed to be. Key words there: when he needed to be. Which as the military man deemed was almost never.
But as it turned out, the big season was about to begin, and he was about to jump in front of the camera and give the opening speech for the new reality TV show, Total Drama Island.
…. (At Clay's House)…
"What is this?" Jack asked confused as he sat down on the couch to watch the show.
"It's the reality TV show that Sarah filled out a form to be on. Now hush before we miss the plot and introduction," Kimiko scolded.
They nearly jumped when a man with raven hair, a five o'clock shadow, and an Australian garb jumped in front of the camera. He was standing on some sort of dock, and they now noticed that he had a necklace with a tiny bag on it. His eyes were the deepest brown they could find, so brown that they thought that they were black at first. In fact, Jack discovered that the man's eyes really were black!
"Yo!" the man said as though he'd been waiting for this for weeks. "We're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoga Ontario! I'm your host, Chris McLean! Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television, right now!"
"What the hell?" Jack muttered.
"Here's the deal," Chris said walking down the docks. "Twenty-two campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp! They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers! Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat, and leave Total Drama Island for good!"
"Yikes," Jack muttered shuddering. "Two months of freedom…"
"Shh!" Kimiko scolded harshly.
"Their fate will be decided here," Chris said as the scene changed to a field with eleven stumps on it in front of what was clearly a campfire pit, "The dramatic campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow."
Chris ate a marshmallow and threw the stick away before continuing.
"In the end, only one camper will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame, and a small fortune which, let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week. To survive, they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other.
"Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here, right now, on TOTAL. DRAMA. ISLAND!"
The trio stared as the theme song finally began playing.
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine
Camera zooms across the island
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
Sarah swimming in a one-piece swimsuit that covers her entire body between the jaw and mid-calf, and she passes gas and a fish floats to the water dead.
Now I think the answer's plain to see,
Brett and Jessie pass by the now-floating fish and grimace at the smell of the fart.
I wanna be famous!
Bird picks up fish and drops it on DJ, who is meditating and covered in animals. She is then attacked by said animals, at which Delilah laughs at and Marshall glares at her for.
I wanna live close to the sun
Haden & DeShawn fighting in a boat that now goes over a waterfall.
Well, pack your bags cuz I've already won,
Harriet doing kung fu on a log as the two fall past with the raft
Everything to prove Nothing in my way
Izaak swings past like Tarzan, ramming Harriet into coming with them and then into the outhouse, which is then emptied of Logan and a toilet paper roll.
I'll get there one day
Chef making the food and Misty and Azalea are tied up and shivering with wide eyes as the screen moves on to Tyler and Eden in an arm-wrestling match, which the latter wins with an evil and malicious grin plastered on his face.
Cuz I wanna be famous!
Camera sweeps out to find Naruto and Damon acting like Naruto and Kyuubi as Justina looks between first one mirror and then another.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Seagull with coke bottle thingies on its throat is leapt over by a shark that eats a large fish, only for a large tentacle to grab said seagull.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous!
I wanna be
Bert tries to do a stunt with fire, only for the flame to go upwards and out of control to transition into the campfire.
I wanna be
I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
Entire cast is sitting around campfire, with Ed & Trinity leaning towards each other and Coda intervening stupidly and startling them. (Déjà vu)
(Theme song ends)
"… What… the… HELL?!" Jack yelled pointing at the screen. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"
"Hey, Sarah signed up for it," Kimiko shrugged. "I say let her have her fun."
"Yeah, Jack, let her live a little, get some rodeos in, have some good old fashioned time on the range, so to speak," Clay laughed as the episode went to commercial. "besides, if this is what she wants to do, then let her. I wish my parents had let me have some fun in my childhood."
"What are you talking about? You lived in China for four years!" Kimiko laughed, and Clay nodded reluctantly.
"True. But so did you," he countered, and she blushed.
"So that's how you two lovebirds met," Jack said turning his head to roll his eyes as the cowboy and company-owner kissed. "I always wondered about that."
"So, um, what if she falls in love on the show?" Jack worried, biting his nails nervously.
"You still haven't broken that habit!" Kimiko laughed. "She'll be fine. Just remember, do to her what you would want her to do to you if you were the parent."
"I'd want her love and support," jack nodded. "Which is something I really haven't been giving very much of to her throughout her life except by hiding from her to keep her out of trouble with her mother. It pains me to say this, but you're right, and I really need to let her go if he's who she wants."
"Atta boy, Jack," Clay nodded putting his hand on the red-head's shoulder. "You've become a fine Papi for them kids. A good stallion will always protect his herd no matter what. It took you a couple of years, but you've become a fine stallion instead of the gelding most probably see you as."
"I'm just going to say thank you since most of that made no sense to me," Jack said sweat-dropping as the show resumed. "Ooh! It's starting!"
"Yup, still a kid," Kimiko giggled.
"Shh!" Jack shushed quickly.
So, who do you think Sarah will represent? Who do you think the reverse genders will be cosplaying? Well, you'll see...
Please review! Now accepting ideas for cosplayers on the Revenge of the Island section, even though I'm a long ways away from that! I'm also accepting ideas for scenes that should be played during the fanfic!