Still don't own TDI or Xiao Lin Showdown. It will become more intermingled later, I promise. Probably in the thirties chapters or something like that. From what I can see, I'll be skipping some episodes to make things go a little faster to help myself work the Shang Gong Wu in sooner.

Last time: DeShawn (male leshawna) and Harriet (female Harold/harry Potter) got in a fight.

DJ and Brett rushed to stop him from beating the crap out of Harriet, who was performing Kung-Fu moves just out of arm's reach.

"Alright campers, settle down," Chris said stepping towards them a couple of steps.

All parties visibly relaxed, much to his, and Edward's, relief. DeShawn was pulling up on his pants, that were now sagging, and Harriet gave him a shy smile from where she was.

"Hey, Twinkies! Naruto, Damon," Chris greeted, and Edward had to put his hand over his mouth to keep from laughing. "Welcome to your new home for eight weeks!"

The two newcomers were dressed exactly like Naruto Uzumaki, and better yet, one of the two (the one he could only assume was named Naruto) looked exactly like a teenage version of Naruto Uzumaki. The second one was a little shorter, and he had dark hair that resembled the Nine-Tailed Fox's fur in color and Naruto's hair style. The red-head's eyes were gold like the fox's as well, and Edward and the cosplayers all wondered if these were these two men's natural looks or not. The two had even come with weapons pouches, which Edward knew would be big trouble if you got these two mad.

"Awesome! I've always wanted to go camping! Believe it!" the blonde yelled as he jumped up and down for joy.

"Easy, Naruto," the red-head chuckled as he watched his friend jumping for joy. "We'll have plenty of time for exploring later. After all, we wouldn't want to deny our Sasuke look-alikes a chance to battle us, now would we?"

Naruto looked over to find Ash and Edward snickering and trying their hardest not to laugh.

"WAHOO!" Naruto yelled and Damon followed his friend with both suitcases, and it was now that Chris noticed that the red-head had a bushy object hanging from the back of his pants belt. It didn't take Edward and the cosplayers to figure out that this was a fox tail.

"Azalea! What's up, man?" Chris asked, and the new female looked up.

She wore a bright blue hoodie, blue jeans, brown sneakers, and a blue hat with a pom-pom on top, all of which went quite well considering the gloomy outlook. Her hair was pale blonde, and down to the middle of her back even in slight waves, and her eyes were a stormy grey.

"I think I see a bird," she said pondering mystically, and the others immediately thought of Luna Lovegood off of Harry Potter.

"Okay, look dudette," Chris said putting a hand on her shoulder. "I know you don't get out much, been homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people, just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early."

"Yes, sir!" she saluted happily before Chris led her over to the others.

"Coda! The Codster! The Cod-mistress!" Chris greeted happily as a tiny lanky girl with sandy blonde hair approached. She wore a yellow shirt, a punk skirt, combat boots, red socks that went up to her knees, had hand-less gloves that covered her from her elbow to mid-palm, had her hair up in one dog ear to each side, and carried a Journal that was marked with Japanese Kanji.

"I see the gentlemen have already arrived," Coda beamed as she skirted over to where Brett, Logan and DeShawn were standing.

"Wow, we have a Misa Amane cosplayer," Harriet marveled. "Not bad. Of course, I'm one to talk. I'm cosplaying a female version of Harry Potter, just without the lightning bolt scar and snowy owl."

Coda was about to start flirting with DeShawn before he cut her off with a gentle "Save it, short stuff."

"Eden," Chris greeted as a nineteen-year old stepped off the boat in perfect military uniform, his black hair cut and all. "Nice!"

The military man dropped his duffel bag on Coda's combat boot, and she jumped up, holding it in pain and jumping. The man simply screamed out that he was cosplaying either Forrest Gump or Gump's commanding officer, Taylor Mac.

"Ow! What is in there?! Dumbbells?" she half-yelled.

"Yes," Eden said calmly as he glared at her.

"He's all yours, girl," Delilah smirked to DJ.

"WAHOO! CHRIS MCLEAN!" said a female voice, and soon a familiar face was seen for Chris, even with some laughter thrown in. "What's happening?! This is awesome!"

Chris felt a rush of relief to find that the young woman with blood-red hair and haunted chocolate brown eyes had no bruises on her. In fact, it looked as though she hadn't even been abused lately, although that could have come from going into hiding. She wore a long tan shirt that was more of a dress than a shirt, and it had square collar at the top, short sleeves, long V shape slits going up the sides to her waist and ending in a flat line on the bottom at the point of her knees, with a yin-yang symbol on the large trapezoid part below a strange belt. she also had on black cargo pants and a black turtleneck on underneath it, and a large purple upside-down rope bow over it on her waist to act as the belt.

It was clear to Chris that even though she was yelling like a hyper lunatic, it was only from getting a mass of freedoms that had hitherto been unheard of for her. Her laughter seemed to cause something to tug behind his navel and constrict his chest a little, as though it were slightly unnatural and usually stopped for her.

"SARAH! WELCOME!" Chris yelled with just as much enthusiasm, and Edward knew that he didn't have to worry now that his cousin had hit it off so quickly with their host and performed the perfect happy-go-lucky façade that she would need for the show.

"Awesome to be here!" Sarah said ducking low and scooping Chris up by his midriff, lifting him up above her head that was at five foot even with very little effort and a slight grunt on his part. Chris immediately was on the alert, wondering just what on earth this young woman was doing and just how she had come to be so strong. "Man! This is just so…!"

"Awesome?" Edward supplied with a fond smile.

"Yes!" Sarah laughed. "WOOO!"

"You about finished?" Chris asked, wondering if this was even the same teen, but one look into her eyes up close told him that her tears were both excited and, if one was close enough and knew the haunted look that they'd held before, terrified.

It was then that Chris realized that the hyperactivity was just a front, a façade, and a damn good one at that since she'd somehow perfected it. He could feel the powerful muscles rippling through this young woman, even though he could also feel the wincing of the muscles as though something were causing her pain. He could feel that every breath she took was pain, and he realized that she was acting like this because she'd probably never had true freedom before.

"Sorry," she said putting him down. "I'm just so psyched!"

"Good," Chris smiled as he put a hand on her shoulder. "Oh! Here comes Marshall!"

This new young man had skin to match Edward's, and his hair was black like Chris's, but short and sleeked back even though it spiked ever so slightly. He wore glasses over grey eyes, and he wore a clue coat that the fellow cosplayers recognized as one off of Full metal Alchemist.

"Thanks," he said as Chris helped him off the boat, and the others noticed he had a slight limp. "I kind of got bruised by my little brother while we were rough-housing a couple of days ago. I'll be fine in a couple days, we're used to it. You must be the other campers."

"Yup! I'm Sarah!" she chirped swinging her arms out excitedly.

"Nice to meet you, Sar-ah, ah," Marshall said with his jaw dropping slightly at the sight of an approaching female who was clearly of central-American descent.

The others were staring at her, most of the girls with disdain, and the boys were staring in shock at her as the boat approached. The woman smiled, and Naruto passed out into a clean faint as even Damon and Eden began to become enthralled by her feminine beauty.

"Guys, this is Justina," Chris said calmly. "Just so you know: we picked you based entirely on your looks."

"I'm cool with that," Justina smiled as she shrugged.

"Hey, everyone! Izaak!" Chris announced as a young man smiled and waved, and Sarah noticed that he was outwardly the human personification of the human version of Alphonse Elric off of Full metal Alchemist.

"Hi Chris!" Izaak beamed and waved excitedly, and Edward knew that this new male may look like Alphonse, but he most certainly acts like Tarzan. "Hi!"

Izaak ran over to the edge of the boat, tripped, and landed his face on the dock and the rest of him in the water, with his head soon following in suit. Even as he did, he wore a stupid grin on his face, which Sarah couldn't help but smile and try not to giggle at.

"Ooh!" Tyler winced. "That was bad!" He laughed, and Sarah couldn't help but giggle as well.

"Guys! She could be seriously hurt!" marshal said running over and helping Izaak out of the water.

Izaak said nothing but smiled and shook his hair out. But as soon as he regained control, his mouth was running at light-speed and the only question that Sarah caught was the final one.

"Are we having lunch soon?" Izaak asked.

"That is a good call!" Sarah yelled pointing at him.

"First things first," Chris said. "We need a group photo for the promos, and then we need to get you guys introduced to the rules. Everyone to the end of the docks!"

But their combined weight was too much for the old wood, and it crumbled and gave in, with Sarah and most of the others clinging to the resulting driftwood. Within minutes of their drying off, they were at the legendary pit, which turned out to be a clearing filled with stumps and a campfire pit.

"This is camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks. He or she who stays on the longest will be the winner of one hundred thousand dollars. Campers sitting around you will be your cabin-mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" Chris asked as Delilah holds fist up to Harriet's face. "Now, the cabins are co-ed, however boys will be sleeping on one side and girls on the other."

"Come on, guys! It'll be fun! It's like a big sleepover! And besides, at least we won't have to bunk with a psychotic maniac hell-bent on making your every waking and sleeping second of every day of your life a living hell and that may possibly be plotting to kill you!" Sarah yelled excitedly, and the others sweat-drop, and Chris stares at her worriedly as he does so, seeing now that this probably was the same person, just trying to figure out how to fit in as best as possible.

"O…kay, then," Chris continues warily. "I'm going to assume that you've done that before?"

"You'd be surprised," Sarah laughed. "Some of the things that go on in my neighborhood are crazy."

"I'll… talk to you about that later," Chris said pointing to her. "I'm pretty sure it'll give me some ideas for next season."

"Sweet!" Sarah whooped.

"Alright, I split you guys off into two teams depending on your hobbies and personalities."

"Awesome!" Harriet yelled excitedly.

"That is totally wicked! Believe it!" Naruto yelled fist pumping.

"Alright, Team one, go over there when I call your name," Chris said pointing off to the left, "Haden, DeShawn, Logan, Damon, Eden, Dj, Delilah, Azalea, Tyler, Marhsall and Justina."

"But what about Naruto?" Damon asked with narrowing eyes. "He won't stand five minutes without me, he'll die. Trust me, our teachers and principle tried that once, and Naruto was sent to the hospital for having a panic attack that triggered him to pass out for three days, and even then he couldn't remember a thing from that week."

"No! Damon! I'm nothing without you!" Naruto wailed, holding his hand out for emphasis, his other hand over his heart as anime-river tears began flowing down his face. "DAMON!"

"Naruto, was it?" Marshall asked as he put a gloved hand on the blonde's shoulder. "You'll be alright, kid. Just give it time."

"DAMON!" Naruto sobbed as the older male carried him off. "I MISS YOU! IF I DON'T WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU!"

"Oh my god," Edward said sweat-dropping. "What a bunch of weirdoes."

"It's just like the twins in Ouran High School Host Club," Sarah muttered, and Edward considered before sighing and nodding.

"True," he conceded.

"The rest of you, over here," Chris said pointing to the other side of the clearing. "Team one, you will officially be known as the screaming gophers. Team two, you'll be known as the Killer Bass."

"Wahoo! I'm a fish out of water!" Sarah whooped and began laughing hysterically.

"Oh, god of the dead," DeShawn yelled rolling his eyes.

"Yes?" Edward said smiling evilly. "You called?"

"Wh-A-Anubis?! You let Anubis into the camp?!" three quarters of the campers yelled, and Chris burst into laughter and fell to the ground.

"This isn't funny! If I die, I'm coming back and haunting all of you!" Haden yelled before pointing at Sarah and Chris. "And especially you two, since you're annoying me the most!"

"He's what I like to call a yerou," Sarah laughed, and her team and Damon began laughing hysterically even more so than before, with some of them turning red and beginning to cry.

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!" Haden yelled, and Sarah smiled.

"It's a good thing! But it doesn't really translate from Japanese," she said putting a finger on her chin. "At least it doesn't have one that I can really put into words, but if you really wanted me to I could try to do so and take up a whole episode in the process."

"I'll pass, loudmouth bitch," Haden and DeShawn said rolling their eyes. "Let's just get this over with."

"Can I request a bunk next to Anubis since he's my cousin?" Sarah asked pointing at Edward, who smiled and saluted.

"I don't think so," Marshall said looking down at Chris, who was still trying to stop laughing. "Should we do something?"

"Here, I've got it!" Haden yelled before jumping on Chris' privates.

Sarah went cross-eyed and fainted clean away into Edward's arms, who put his teeth to her throat to bite it.

Naruto - Naruto Uzumaki from Naruto, duh! - Katie (which is which?!)

Damon - naruto with the demon fox's fur and eye colors, again off of Naruto. Hence the name Damon Fox. - Sadie

Azalea - Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter (Muggle Attire)- Ezekiel

Coda - Misa Amane from Death Note - Cody

Eden - Snake from Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Eva

Sarah - hyper version of Tayuya from Naruto (without the cussing) - Owen of course!

Marshall - Maes Hughes from Fullmetal Alchemist - Courtney

Justina - Ryuk from Death Note - Justin

Izaak - Alphonse (human form) from Fullmetal Alchemist - Izzy

Review to let me know what you think of the list! I know I didn't pull in anybody from Avatar, but I couldn't work it in! I thought about putting someone from the Legend of Korra in, but none of the personalities matched! I'll try to do that later in the Revenge section.

please review!