hi i am not real, i'm in your head.

CH2

Naruto was ever so slightly mad. This court was more of a, see how much we can do to make you look guilty before you go to Azkaban sideshow, then a court. They had just said that they wanted a quick case and tried to stop the witness, (as a man [I use the word man lightly] who as did law as part of a Btec I have one thing to say... How the fuck did they get away with that? I mean in England if something like a form with the name of the suspect on it gets lost the case could be thrown out, yet they get away with that. And since no one will read this anyway fuck you all die, die, die kill, maim, burn, blood for the blood god. Bunny will kill you in your sleep. I am sane all I say is true. {Beta: Oh no!})

'Well, I can't stand for that now can I?' Naruto thought.

"If you please sir, this is a court case, one which will decide the life of a child and therefore it should take as long as it has to. The longer the better actually, after all we would want to know we are right or wrong."

"I will not talk to a man who hides behind a mask about thing he knows nothing about," said Cornelius Fudge, the Minister of magic and wearer of a bright green bowler.

"This is about fairness, about looking at all the evidence until we know what happened. It is not about looking at the ones which suit you at the time. A court should be run to find the truth and should give all an equal chance. So far you have changed the time and place at short notice with no care whether or not Mr. Potter found out that you had, a judge who already has a bad relationship with Mr. Potter and now you are trying to stop the only really evidence there is that is actually in favour of the defendant. All of that and your 'what I say is right because I said so' attitude is what makes this a laugh not a court case."

"I will not listen to a want to be death-eater an-" at this point he was interrupted.

"Be quiet and listen, you will drop the case or you will listen to the witness." This was a new Naruto, one which Harry did not what to get to know, it seem evil in it very core. Harry also noted Dumbledore reaction which was to reach for his wand and then put his other hand on Naruto's shoulder and whisper something in to his ear, Naruto huffed and then sunk into the ground.

Naruto was gone for days afterward. It wasn't until the day of Ron's and Hermione's party for becoming prefects, did Harry see him again.

Harry was trying to get Mrs. Weasley out of the drawing room when Lupin, Sirius and Moody came in.

"What's going on?' asked Lupin, before they came to the realization of what had happen when the dead Harry changed in to a man about six foot two inches tall.

The man had a straw hat on with a black cloak with red cloud on it which covered all but the face. The face was pale with stress line running from the top of his nose to the corner of his mouth, and his red eyes with a funny looking pupil. Beside the eyes Harry saw nothing scary or frightening about the man as he seemed weak and the squinting of his eyes made Harry think he was probably going blind. So it was a shock to see that it was Naruto who was now standing in front of them in full cloak.

"Oh go away," he said as he threw a knife at the Boggart which scurried back into the writing desk.

They were going back to Hogwarts and Hermione still didn't trust Naruto, Ron didn't like it when he was in work mode and Harry was just happy. He had always had this feeling that girls did not do it for him but never did any boy before and then here was a boy that Harry wanted to jump, or get jumped by, he had not decided whether or not he wanted to be on top or bottom yet.

When at platform 9 and ¾ Naruto of course got lot of odd look, a man with a black clock and white mask with a sword, was an odd look for a wizard. Naruto followed Harry to the train and watched them say their goodbyes. He could see and feel the people looking at him and at Harry.

They all looked at him like he was mad or a poor misled child. It depended on if they thought that he was saying Voldemort was back or because Dumbledore told him to say so. However they could not see that they were being misled. Weak and useless, Naruto flared some killing intent at them and they quickly looked elsewhere. Harry and company got on the train and went into one of the compartments. Harry saw that Naruto made no move to follow them.

"Are you not coming with us?" he asked.

"No, I will run by the train."

Harry looked worried and asked, "Do you know how far it is?"

"Yes, it's a day's run," Naruto said in a monotone and then took his leave out the window.

Harry and the others, after meeting one Luna Lovegood, spent the train journey playing spot the ninja, as he ran and jumped alongside the train with ease. About half way to Hogwarts Draco Malfoy came in with red puffy eyes, to which Harry made a comment about Draco's boyfriend leaving him and Draco ran off crying, which was a bit odd.

As they pull up to the Hogsmeade station. The students had an odd sight meet them, a man in a black cloak was riding a horse or at least he looked like he was riding a horse, there was however no horse there to ride. Harry saw the horse, its black coat barely clinging to it skeletal frame and its bat like spindly wings, however he said nothing. He didn't want to look stupid in front of Naruto. Naruto rode happily looking down on them.

As they sat in the great hall, Naruto stood behind Dumbledore. Dumbledore did his welcoming speech introducing Naruto as Fox-San and the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, who looked like a toad and stopped Dumbledore from giving his speech so she could give one of her own.

As her speech started so did a quiet sound of toads and frogs, slowly getting louder and louder until you could no longer here the new teacher squawk in a sickeningly sweet tone about the ministry and all that nonsense. The hall was soon in an uproar and Umbridge was yelling about something. This is when Harry noticed Dumbledore kick Naruto in the shin and the noise stopped.

After that the feast went by quickly and Harry found himself in the Gryffindor common room where most of the younger years had gone to bed and everyone seemed to think the new guard was evil and would probably kill them if he had the chance. If only they knew.

Harry tried to stand up for Naruto but they thought he was mad anyway so few listened to his defence. This is when the widow suddenly opened and Fox came in acting like everything was normal, as if entering via a window and then walking on the ceiling were normal everyday things.

He walked until he was standing above Harry, and then dropped, his head landing on Harry lap, his body across the sofa and his leg hanging of the end "God what a long day. I'm so tired I could kill for something to eat."

Harry was tempted to play with Naruto's soft looking hair but fought against it. He did not need people thinking he was gay now did he?

"Mmmmmm house elf," Naruto said and with a loud crack a creature appeared. It was short with greyish skin, tennis ball sized eyes, bat like wings with little tufts of hair sticking out and wearing a white dish cloth like a toga. "There you are. Could you make me ramen? Lots and lots of ramen?" Naruto asked as the elf nodded. There was another crack and the elf was gone again.

"They are the best," said a happy Naruto as he pulled his hood down and stood so he could remove the cloak. This got most of the girl on his side. Then Naruto took his mask off giving a grin which seemed to be bright and happy. Then he took off his right arm guard.

This is when Harry noticed something; Naruto had never taken the left arm guard off, not even when he strip butt naked in front of him and Ron. So, Naruto was hiding something and Harry wanted to know what.

The ramen came and went fast, so fast that it was hard to believe it had ever came at all. After Naruto had made his cloak, mask, right arm guard and sword disappear in to a scroll he looked at the rest of the Gryffindors and said in a cheery voice, "Hi, I am Naruto I will be staying here so I hope to get to know you. However, when I have my mask on it is Fox-san, I do have to be professional, I don't see why but I am told I should be, also you are not to tell anyone what I look like or my name."

He then turned to Harry "Now Harry, Miss Toad is evil, she is the sort of person who would have Professor Lupin locked up and 'put down' because he a werewolf." 'And god knows what she would do to me if given half the chance' he said in his head "When in her class there is no Voldemort, never was, never will be. Got it?"

"But he's alive right now and planning stuff!" exclaimed Harry.

"No, most of his planning is finished. He is just waiting for the right time to strike, but that does not matter, it's your word against hers and when you're in her classroom she wins and there's nothing I can do about it. She will try and break you if you give her the chance, so don't piss her off."

"Well you seemed to. That was your doing whatever you did, when she gave her speech," said Harry. Ron, Hermione and the rest of the Gryffindors now looked up with confusion.

"How did you know?" Naruto asked.

"Dumbledore kicked you and it stopped so I made an educated guess."

"Well yes it was me, but I am not a student and so she can't do anything to me, not really."

Hermione now joined in on the discussion and interjected, "But what about the ministry? She's one of them so she must be able to apply to get them to have you removed or something."

"No, I don't come under magical law so they can require that I leave but it's up to me really. That's why she's here, so that she can overthrow Dumbledore and get rid of me. Now if you please, I had to run all the way here, stand for the entirety of the feast and then run all the way around, in, out, up, down, over, under and through Hogwarts and I'm very tired, so goodnight." Naruto walked to a printing on the wall said something in Japanese. The printing opened to what looked to be a middle sized bedroom that was well furnished and Naruto hastily closed the door to prying eyes and tried to go to sleep.

thanks to In The Mix ones agian