I still don't own TDI or Xiao Lin Showdown.

(Chris' voice) Last time on Total Drama Island: The campers arrived to find that they were spending their time in Camp Wawanakwa instead of at a five-star hotel like we told them. While some were more than eager with this new change, others were extremely reluctant and very TO'd. After a slight detour for the rules and team assignments, we introduced them to our cook Chef and then gave them a time limit to be at a cliff for their fist challenge.

Haden: "I did not sign up for this." (cue theme song)

Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine

Camera zooms across the island

You guys are on my mind

You asked me what I wanted to be

Sarah swimming in a one-piece swimsuit that covers her entire body between the jaw and mid-calf, and she passes gas and a fish floats to the water dead.

Now I think the answer's plain to see,

Brett and Jessie pass by the now-floating fish and grimace at the smell of the fart.

I wanna be famous!

Bird picks up fish and drops it on DJ, who is meditating and covered in animals. She is then attacked by said animals, at which Delilah laughs at and Marshall glares at her for.

I wanna live close to the sun

Haden & DeShawn fighting in a boat that now goes over a waterfall.

Well, pack your bags cuz I've already won,

Harriet doing kung fu on a log as the two fall past with the raft

Everything to prove Nothing in my way

Izaak swings past like Tarzan, ramming Harriet into coming with them and then into the outhouse, which is then emptied of Logan and a toilet paper roll.

I'll get there one day

Chef making the food and Misty and Azalea are tied up and shivering with wide eyes as the screen moves on to Tyler and Eden in an arm-wrestling match, which the latter wins with an evil and malicious grin plastered on his face.

Cuz I wanna be famous!

Camera sweeps out to find Naruto and Damon acting like Naruto and Kyuubi as Justina looks between first one mirror and then another.

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

Seagull with coke bottle thingies on its throat is leapt over by a shark that eats a large fish, only for a large tentacle to grab said seagull.

I wanna be

I wanna be

I wanna be famous!

I wanna be

Bert tries to do a stunt with fire, only for the flame to go upwards and out of control to transition into the campfire.

I wanna be

I wanna be famous!

(Whistling)

Entire cast is sitting around campfire, with Ed & Trinity leaning towards each other and Coda intervening stupidly and startling them. (Déjà vu)

"Holy shit," Haden muttered as they all stared down at the first task.

"Today's Challenge is three-fold," Chris said calmly. "First off you'll be jumping from this cliff into the lakes."

"Peace of cake," Brett said nodding and crossing his arms over his chest.

"If you look down you'll see two targets," chris instructed. "The larger of the two is infested with rabid man-eating sharks. The smaller of the two is a safe zone that is hopefully not infested with them."

"What about if we don't jump?" Marshall asked, and Chris smirked.

"That's for the chickens to figure out," he said calmly. "The second part is where everyone who survives moves a mass of crates to the cabins. Inside these crates are the supplies that you'll need to complete the second part of the challenge – building a hot tub."

"Awesome!" Sarah whooped before realizing something. "Um… what's a hot tub?"

"You have got to be kidding me," most of the others said shocked. "You're kidding, right?"

"No, really, what's a hot tub?" Sarah asked, and Chris cleared his throat.

"A hot tub is basically a giant bath tub that keeps the water really hot and makes you feel relaxed after a long day," he explained, "If you're still confused, just wait until after the hot tub is finished and you'll understand."

"Oh. Okay," Sarah said as though she was still confused.

"Anyways, the ones who build the best hot tub get to have a wicked hot tub party tonight. The losers get to send someone away on the dock of shame. Screaming Gophers, you go first."

"O-kaaay," Marshall said warily. "Who wants to go first?"

His team was silent until Haden and DeShawn got into a huge fight over who was going and who wasn't, with poor Logan teaming up with Haden and getting himself in the crossfire.

"So, who's up?" Eden asked.

"Gentlemen should show ladies how it's done," Delilah said calmly.

"Fine, I'll go," Logan said breathing nervously. "It's no big deal; Just an insane cliff dive into a circle of angry sharks."

He jumped off without another sound, and the others were relieved to find that he popped back up out of the water having landed a bulls-eye in the safe zone.

"He did it! Yeah, I'm next!" Tyler whooped as she followed Marshall's lead. "Cowabunga!"

"Woohoo!" Azalea yelled as she jumped off the cliff.

"Look out below!" Eden yelled excitedly.

Delilah said nothing as she fell, simply crossing her arms and legs Indian style.

DeShawn the angrily threw Haden into the water and then jumping in himself. Justina hated the idea, but jumped in anyways, landing just inside the safe zone. DJ was the last one standing aside from Marhsall, and she chickened out because of a severe fear of heights. Marshall, however, was staring at the waters, fearful.

"I can't do it," DJ caved. "I'm scared of heights."

"that's okay, big girl," chris said smiling as he strode over to her. "Unfortunately, that also makes you a chicken! So, you have to wear a chicken hat for the rest of the day!"

"I can't do it," marshall caved in. "I've got a medical condition that forbids me from doing anything that would give me a severe adrenaline rush."

"Chicken out if you want," chris said putting the chicken hat on him. "Okay, let's tally up the results. Let's see, we've got eight jumpers, and two chickens… hang on! we're missing one!"

"I'm not jumping without Naruto," Damon said protectively, from between Naruto and Izaak.

"We have to be on the same team, Chris! Please!" Naruto begged, and Chris stared at the two in disgust and slight disappointment.

The two continued pestering Chris with repetitions of "can we" until it was finally broken up by a calm "I'll switch places with him" from Izaak.

"Alright!" Chris said clearly upset. "Fine! You're both on the Killer Bass now! Izaak, you're on the screaming gophers."

"Wahoo!" he yelled as he went down the cliff whooping and screaming like Tarzan.

"Ookaay," Chris said warily. "That's nine jumpers and two chickens. Killer Bass, if you can beat that we'll give you guys carts that you can use to put your carts on."

"Nice!" Trinity smiled. "Okay, guys, who's up first?"

"We will!" Naruto and Damon yelled as they ran towards the edge. "We're coming, Hinata-chan and Sakura-chan! This is for you!"

"Idiots," Edward chuckled. "You've got to love them."

"I'm not going!" Brett yelled.

"Yes, you are!" Misty screamed before pushing him to the edge and then pulling him to her tightly. "And to prove it…"

She jumped backwards, and the two plummeted towards the inner circle in unison, holding each other tightly and screaming in each other's embraces.

Edward simply stared at the water as he fell while and all the air was pushed out of his lungs. Coda was trying to flap her arms and legs as she fell and screamed like a little girl, while Trinity was simply performing a swan dive. As bad luck turned out, she landed just outside the safe zone's ring, and got up.

But as the sharks swam towards her, she let out a snarl so fierce that it scared them into perfect obedience. They were soon tame as guppies, and she rode them to the water's edge, with them constantly moving as though to try to please her.

"I thought this was supposed to be a challenge of talent," Jessie said looking down nervously.

"Yeah," Chris laughed. "No."

"Oh! I can't do it! my pap raised me better than to risk my life on some stupid water stunt!" Jessie said loudly, and the others gasped. "I'm sorry!"

Naruto and Damon were soon heard to be making chicken noises. Chris now noticed that Sarah had ankle weights on that looked as though they were extremely heavy, and not just one layer on. no, she had four on each leg, with one giant one wrapped around her waist.

"Do I even want to know?" chris asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Mum's orders," she said simply, and Chris shrugged.

"Okay campers! There's only one person left! You guys need this jump for the win!" Chris announced with the megaphone before turning to Sarah. "No pressure, princess."

Sarah looked at him hopefully for a few seconds in fear.

"Okay, there's pressure!" chris yelled into the megaphone.

"Come on! you can do it, Sarah!" her teammates yelled excitedly.

"Do it to make your dad, aunts and uncles proud!" Edward yelled, and she immediately was alert. "Do it to prove to your mom that you're not a big chicken! Prove to your mother that you've got more guts than she'll ever have!"

*static*

"I was extremely nervous," Sarah admitted in the recording outhouse. "I honestly thought I was going to die, what with all those weights that my mother makes me wear everyday underneath my clothes. But now that I see just how much good it's done for me… I think I want to try taking them off every so often, most especially when I go to get into water.

"See, the thing is, I'm great with horse-back riding and motorcycle riding, and even swimming and fighting. But, see, my mom has always drilled into me that I wasn't supposed to do something if Edward did it and I knew it would make her mad or even if I thought it would make her remotely mad. Edward's yell gave me both confidence and terror. Of course, the terror shifted from the water to my mother, unfortunately. So, I decided to take the risk and make Edward's parents and my dad proud! Okay , and risk getting killed by my mother, but the freedom's worth it!"

*static*

"I'm looking at this girl thinking that there's no way this girl is going to make it," Jessie said wringing out her hair.

*static*

"I actually thought that if she jumps this, she's going to die," Edward said gravely. "In those moments, I thought that I'd killed my own cousin… and if I had killed my own cousin…"

He cut off and made a slicing motion on his neck.

"Aunt Jessie is going to get it," he growled angrily.

*static*

"Take a good run at it, princess," Chris said leaning forwards as Sarah walked down the hill. "You can do this!"

"I'm going to die now," she said terrified. "I'm going to frickin' die now!"

"Come on, crazy ninja," Brett worried.

Sarah closed her eyes tightly, took a deep breath, clenched her fists and ran towards the lake. Chris stared shocked as she jumped, not believing that she had done that before he realized that she was wearing ankle weights all over her lower legs and abdomen.

"Crap!" he hissed as he ran down the escalator. "What have I done? I was supposed to keep her alive as long as possible!"

Trinity and Misty stared up at Sarah before realizing what was on her wrists, ankles, and abdomen. Their eyes widened as they tried to swim away, but they were too late. The resulting splash was that of a tidal wave, and all contestants were up on the beach, including the boat with Chef staring shocked beside it, and even the sharks struggling desperately.

Chris reached the bottom as he realized that she wasn't resurfacing, all feelings of dread knotting in everyone, including Chef's, stomachs.

*gasps* Do you think she'll die? Eh, I was intending for this one to be a cliffie, but a promise is a promise. Thus, I shall give you what I promised.

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