I looked upon a falling star and siad 'oh fuck that going to hit me'

CH3

"What's going on?" Ron said as he appeared in the door way only to see Harry kneeling on his bed, his wand pointed at Seamus.

"He's having a go at my mother!" Seamus yelled.

"What? Harry wouldn't do that we liked your mother," said Ron.

"That was before she started believing every word the stinking Daily prophet writes about me!"

"So that was what this is all about and I got up for it," a new voice said. Naruto was sitting on Neville's bed, not looking happy. Neville didn't look happy either, actually, he looked plain scared if anything. "I was just getting settled and all."

"Well no one asked you to come," said Seamus.

"Well dealing with silly little fights is part of my job." Great Harry thought now he thinks am a silly little kid.

"So what do you know? Only what Dumbledore tells you," Seamus said.

"I know more than that. I saw the dark lord kill Cedric Diggory."

"Then why did you not do anything?" butted in Harry.

"I did," said Naruto with a big smile "I got a job. Now, let me tell you a story. There was a boy who looked after sheep, one day he called wolf and his entire village came running to find him laughing and no wolf. The boy thought this was wonderful and so the boy did it again, and the village came and again there was no wolf. A week later I fox came, a big fox with 9 tails and the boy called fox and no-one came, no-one paid any attention what-so-ever and the fox killed them all."

"What the bloody hell does that have to do with anything!" said Ron.

"Nothing, but the point is that Harry has called the dark lord, two times and when people came they found Voldemort turning in to ash, so going on the past, Harry is the one I put my money on."

"What?" asked Dean.

"Time for you to go to sleep now, no waking me, I'm tired and I have work tomorrow."

Then Naruto left Neville to brush the leaves off his bed, "How does he do that?"

Naruto was again standing behind Dumbledore; he had his mask on and was sticking his tongue out at Umbridge, though you could not see it.

Harry, meanwhile sat and looked at the time table that had just been given to him.

"Look at today!" groaned Ron. "History of magic, double Potions, Divination and double Defence Against the Dark Arts…"

Ron went on talking and the twins came to talk with them but Harry was watching Naruto as he walked down the Gryffindor table, and by that he meant he was literally walking on the Gryffindor table, Naruto came to a stop by Harry and said, "Remember what I said last night, when in her class, if you can call it that." Naruto then began walking off to the door and out to the rest of the castle.

Naruto sat in the front of Snape's class, or he left his mask there and fucked off somewhere, you would never know with now dark it was. Snape paid no attention to Naruto. Naruto meanwhile took the time to watch Harry make a fool out of himself. He enjoyed potions, Snape had somehow took being bias to all new levels.

It was then lunch, Ron and Hermione sat looking stunned as Harry left after having a go at then for bickering.

"He need to get laid," said Naruto sitting down at Harry's plate and picking up some leftover food before putting it back down in a huff because he couldn't eat it with his mask on.

"Oh, hi fox, putting Harry needing to get laid to the side for a minute let's talk about you," said Hermione.

"Oh and what would you like to know my little Hermione?"

"Well what is this symbol you have everywhere, the one that look like a leaf?" asked Hermione.

"Well it's a leaf," said Naruto in a matter-of-fact way.

"Yes but it must mean something?"

"It the symbol for my village, the village hidden in the leaves, it's in a forest. We are not that creative when it comes to names."

"I see, also what about that tattoo on your abdomen? That also seems mean something."

"And why would you say that?"

"Because it's not a picture of something and it seems like the ink as been burnt on. I was wondering if it could be a tattoo which marks you as a ninja," Hermione said this to see what he said, if Naruto was to say it mark him as a ninja Hermione knew he was lying, because he would of said it off the bat.

"Well it is true that some ranks in my village are marked with a tattoo. For example the one on my arm which marks me as an ANBU. However that is the only tattoo I have."

"But, we see the one on your belly," said Ron.

"Yes but as Hermione pointed out it was burnt on this is because it is a seal not a tattoo."

"A seal?"

"Yes something that shuts something away like a lock on a door, it can be used for many different things. Some, as an example, can lock away magic, others can gain access to magic which could not be reached before to give the user more power."

"And which is yours?"

"It's a lock, the strongest lock in the ninja world."

"And what does it lock away?"

"Well chat time is over, it's time we were off to class," Naruto said, as the bell rang. He got up and left.

Divination had come and it had Harry just sitting in the shadows.

"You know," said Naruto has he sat next to Harry, "Having a go at them won't help."

"I suppose, but what will?"

"My personal opinion would be sex. Go get yourself fucked. It does wonders."

"And who would 'fuck' me as you so nicely put it."

Naruto look at him. "Well I can think of at least one, lover boy" he said has he walk to the front of the class where he talked to Professor Trelawney until the rest of the class was in and sat down and the lesson started the lesson about different types of dreams and how to interpret them. Dreams... Naruto was so glad he didn't have to do a dream diary.

The first thing Harry noted in DADA was Naruto sat as far away from Umbridge as physical possible.

"Well, good afternoon!" Umbridge chirped to the class, blinking with all the sickeningly sugar-sweetness she was capable of.

"Tut, tut," Umbridge said. "That won't do, now will it? I should like you to reply, please, 'Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge'. One more time, please. Good afternoon, class!"

"Good afternoon, Professor Umbridge," The class chanted back in a perfect drone.

"There, now! That wasn't too difficult, was it?"

"Wands away, quills out, please."

Umbridge withdrew her own wand from her bag and tapped the blackboard with it. Across the board appeared the words:

"Defence Against the Dark Arts: A Return to Basic Principles."

"Well now, your teaching in this subject has been rather fragmented over the years, hasn't it?" Umbridge giggled. "So many teachers, and all of whom seemed to stray from a Ministry-approved curriculum. You're all far behind what we would expect you to show in your fifth years. As a result, we will be following a structured, theory-centric, Ministry-approved course this year."

Copy down the following please"

Course aims:

1. Understanding the principles underlying defensive magic.

2. Learning to recognizing situations in which defensive magic can legally be used.

3. Placing the use of defensive magic in a context for practical use.

"Does everyone have a copy of 'A Defensive Magical Theory' by Wilbert Slinkhard?" A few people in the room muttered affirmative words "I think we'll try that again. When I ask you a question, I should like you to reply 'Yes, Professor Umbridge' or 'No, Professor Umbridge.' So, again- Does everyone have a copy of 'A Defensive Magical Theory' by Wilbert Slinkhard?"

"Yes, Professor Umbridge."

"Good! Please turn to page five and read chapter one, 'Basics for Beginners'. There will be no need to talk."

Naruto watched Hermione not reading. This was going to be fun. Naruto wasn't the only one who'd noticed. After about ten minutes of total silence, everyone had noticed Hermione's hand, and so Umbridge could ignore her no longer.

"Did you have a question on the chapter, dear?" She asked.

"Not on the reading, no," Hermione stated clearly.

"Well, we're all on the book at the moment, dear, so I should like you to hold any of your other questions until the end of the class."

"It's a question about your course aims."

"And you are…?"

"Hermione Granger."

"Well, Miss Granger, I think if you read the course aims over again, you'll find that they're quite clear."

"I have read them over. But I haven't seen anything in them about using defensive spells."

"I can't imagine a situation arising in my classroom that would give you need to use a defensive spell. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class, are you Miss Granger?"

"We're not using magic?" Ron yelled.

'And so it starts,' thought Naruto.

"Students will raise their hands in my class, Mr.-"

"Weasley." Ron put his hand into the air, but Umbridge smiled and turned her back on him. However, now Hermione's and Harry's hands were raised.

Umbridge glanced at Harry, but then addressed Hermione again.

"Did you have something else, Miss Granger?"

"Yes, Professor. Surely the point of Defence Against the Dark Arts is to practice Defensive Spells?"

"Are you a Ministry-trained educational expert, Miss Granger?"

There was something to be said about this woman's love for the Ministry.

"… No, but-"

"Then I hardly think that you are one to decide what the point of my class is. Wizards of much wiser minds than you have made the approved curriculum, and you will be learning defensive spells in a safe, secure, risk-free way-"

"It would hardly be risk-free if we are attacked," stated Harry, Umbridge just ignored him.

"And your name is?"

"Dean Thomas. It's like what Harry said, if we're going to be attacked, it won't be risk free."

"Do you expect to be attacked during my class?"

"No, but-"

"I do not wish to criticize the way things have been run in this school but you have been exposed to some very irresponsible wizards in this class, very irresponsible indeed. Not to mention," She gave a cruel little laugh here, "Dangerous half-breeds." At this there was a growl form the back of the room as Naruto let out a dark aura.

"As I was saying," Umbridge said trying to cover her fear. "You have been exposed to complex spells inappropriate to your age group, and potentially lethal. You have been frightened into believing that you could be subjected to dark attacks every other day-"

"No we haven't!" Hermione protested.

"Your hand is not up, Miss Granger!" Hermione clenched her jaw and put up her hand, and Umbridge just turned away from her.

"It is my understanding that my predecessor not only performed illegal curses in front of you, but on you-"

"Yeah, well, he turned out to be a maniac now, didn't he?" Dean interjected.

"Your hand is not up, Mr. Thomas!

"Now…it is the view of the Ministry that a theoretical knowledge will be more than sufficient to get you through your examination, which, after all, is what school is all about, and your name is?"

"Parvati Patil and isn't there a practical section on our examinations? Aren't we supposed to be able to show that we can do the counter-curses and other things?"

"If you study the theory hard enough than there is no reason why you should not be able to perform the spells perfectly during controlled exam conditions."

"So we will never get to practice them beforehand?"

"I repeat- As long as you have studied the theory hard enough-"

"And what good will theory be in the real world?" said Harry loudly.

"This is school, Mr. Potter. Not the real world."

"So we're not supposed prepare us for what's waiting out there?" Harry continued.

"There is nothing waiting out there, Mr. Potter. Who do you imagine would want to attack children such as yourselves?" Harry adopted a mockingly thoughtful expression.

"Hmm, let me think...maybe Voldemort?"

There was a dead silence. Everyone in the class stared at Harry, many in horror.

Umbridge broke the silence first. She was not smiling.

"Ten points from Gryffindor, Mr. Potter." Umbridge looked around at her students with an odd look in her eyes. "I want to make something quite plain to you all," She whispered. "You have been told that a certain Dark Wizard has returned. This… Is… A… Lie."

"It's not a lie! I saw him, I fought him!" Harry protested furiously.

"Detention, Mr. Potter. My office, tomorrow at five o' clock." Umbridge said softly, showing no trace of anger. "This is a lie. The Ministry of Magic guarantees that you are in no danger from any dark and dangerous forces. If you are frightened about this, come speak to me. If someone is spreading lies about any Dark Wizards returning, please tell me. I am here to help. Now please return to your reading."

Harry stood up.

"Harry, no!" Hermione hissed, trying to grab the back of his robes and pull him down again. Harry would not be moved.

"So according…" Naruto forced Harry back it his seat.

Umbridge did not look pleased at all; she wanted Harry for as long as possible, so she could break him. "Mr Fox, I do believe that it is not your places to interfere in the class room," she said with disgust in her voice.

"It is my job to keep order, if you can't keep your class in order then I will," said Naruto with an equal disgust in his voice.

"Well then I am sure you will be punishing him?"

"Of course, your detention tonight, and the rest of the week he will be in mine," Naruto finished and went back to the back of the class.

detention Harry and Naruto all alone. not like i'm hinting at anything, thank as alway got to In The Mixs for bateing, and remaber the bunny are out to get you, if your looking around and are thinging 'i see on bunny,' your next to die.