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CH6

Naruto sat thinking about the letter he had intercepted. It was a simple letter saying that the toad had control over the school as the first high inquisitor. He was going to burn it but Dumbledore said he had to let it go on its way to that bitch of a whore, so as of tomorrow his job got harder, and he knew his sex life was going to get fucked up too.

Naruto sat in the forbidden forest looking out over the ground. 'It would all be so much better with her dead, but Dumbledore is in charge so he got what he wanted. Also, little Dracy would be yet another problem,' he thought.

It was 8 o'clock. Most of the students were in their common-rooms with a couple of them here and there heading toward the towers or basements of their common rooms. With a flash he was outside the painting to his room, scaring the hell out of the Gryffindors in common room which had not been expecting there to be a fire in the middle of the room.

All the students then turned to their guard. Naruto just ignored them; walking in to his room without a word he simply could not be bothered with them. It was not going to be a good day tomorrow.

The morning came and Naruto was still not a happy bunny the daily profit had just announced the first (and most likely the last if Naruto could do anything about it) high inquisitor of Hogwarts as part of:

Educational Decree Number 23:

Dolores Jane Umbridge has been appointed to the post of Hogwarts High Inquisitor

Of course as her fist act has high inquisitor was:

"Mr. Fox I feel as high inquisitor that masks are not welcome in this school and therefore would ask you to remove it at once," she asked with a smugly superior look on her face.

'Damn the old hag,' thought Naruto. However, he still smiled for he had seen this coming and had prepared. Now he knew that if asked by Dumbledore he would have to do as asked straight away but Dumbledore had not asked and so...

"Well, Miss high inquisitor," said Naruto well aware that the entirety of the school population had their eyes on him as did the over sized toad sitting at the table, which he was now standing in front of. Dumbledore sitting by her looked on with mild interest to see what Naruto had come up with to prolong his unmasking. "I would of course be more than to happy to do as you have requested, however, there is but one small problem," he said slyly.

"Oh and what might that be? I see no problem in this simple task," said Umbridge, she somehow made it seem that Naruto was in some way a dumb whale by saying this harmless statement.

"Well no I didn't think you would," said Naruto repaying the favour, "however, the mask is part of the uniform you see and well my village is somewhat picky about these things and will, you see, require the proper paper work filled out before I could do such a thing," replied Naruto with a smile, waiting for the toad replay.

"'Such a thing'? This is removing a mask! It is a simple task! What possible paper work could you need to do that?" queried a now annoyed Umbridge.

"Well this," said Naruto pulling out a reasonable sized scroll and walking to stand behind Umbridge as he unrolled a page worth of paper. "You see now you have to fill in the red boxes, then Dumbledore will have to fill in the blue boxes, the village council then has to fill in the green ones and the black are for the Hokage. After you and Dumbledore have finished, send it to that address and it will take up to a month for it to get back to you and as soon as it is back here I fill in the orange boxes and then I will be happy to do has you have asked." Naruto smiled as the rested of the school was wondering how his village got anything done if all that was for something like removing a mask think of the paper work for say killing someone.

A week had gone by and Umbridge had taken two days off of it to do the paper work. Naruto had not bothered to tell Umbridge that the scroll was at least sixty pages long and since she filled it all out, the village hidden in the leaves now had her bank details; well you never knew when you need some money well in the middle of a war. Dumbledore had been made to sign every page and now it was on its way to the village for it to be signed by them. Mean while Naruto had got the golden trio and the Weasleys in to his little room.

"Now there is going to been a lot of nasty things said about me once Umbridge and the Slytherin see me and I am afraid to say not all of them will be lies. All I ask is that you trust me and that you get all you can from the other houses on my side," Naruto said as he looked at the six students.

"But what could you have possibly done for you to think we wouldn't trust you," asked Hermione. She was now thinking of all the possible things of what he could have done. He looked into her eyes with a look of guilt and self-hatred the look which was quickly gone or rather Naruto was quick to avert his eyes.

"I have done enough not to trust myself. That's why I'm here, so that I can in a way pay back my debt to your society. I will tell you nothing. I will let them tell you all they know or what they tell you and see how many of my secrets I can keep to myself," Naruto's eyes never left the floor.

The others left without word wondering what horrible truth they were going to hear about the guard or in one case lover. Harry had often gone to see Naruto and often in the middle of the night mostly to sleep but for many other reasons too. They had gotten quite close, and now Harry could not help but wonder if he made the right choices. Naruto himself had just said to trust him but then said he was trying to see now many secret he could keep. If he was in love with Harry surly he would not keep any secret from him? If he did not love him then was he just somebody to fuck for the year? Harry did not want to think that way but how could he not?

Naruto new every little secret of his, yet he knew nothing of Naruto.

Have the bunny found you yet there coming it only a matter of time. I'm not mad I tell lee I see the truth and say only the truth, bunny are outside planning your death, quick kill them first, but you wont be able to will you there so cute and fluffy.