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Last Time on Total Drama Island: Twenty-two campers arrived at Camp Wawanakwa onto to find that they were spending the next eight weeks in a crummy old summer camp. Their first challenge was to jump off of a one thousand foot cliff. While Sarah nearly died performing the jump, all was worked out in the end as the Killer Bass scored a solid victory and a Hot Tub as a bonus. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Marshall has experience outdoors and as a soldier, of sorts, even though he didn't jump. Azalea managed to tick off every male in the camp with her sexist comments. In the end, it was Azalea who went home first, proving that home school and reality television don't really mix. Who will be voted off in the next campfire ceremony? Find out in this episode of Total! Drama! Island!

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Marshall: "Eden has a little temper issue. He's already broken a number of things, including a window, a top bunk from a bed, a lock on one of the bathroom stalls, and who knows what else. If he doesn't get control of his temper, he's going to get voted off."

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The campers were rudely awoken to a loud fog horn that was only amplified by a megaphone. Sarah, of course, had received a heads up and already knew to be awake at the crack of dawn. So, she set a mental body alarm, and her body naturally woke her up at about six-thirty. She wandered aimlessly for a while before going towards Chris' cabin, or at least that general direction.

"Ready for some waking up?" he asked, and she smiled weakly.

"I'm kind of nervous about this next one," she admitted. "I'm still really tired. But I'm excited, even though I'm too tired to do anything about it."

"I understand," Chris nodded. "Life-threatening situations do that to you, especially when you've spent the last week recovering. Don't sweat this next challenge, you'll be fine. Your team can manage one more challenge without your efforts."

"What's the one after that?" she asked, and he smiled.

"Something that is done in school that you would be good at," he replied vaguely. "Come on, let's go wake the others up."

Sarah laughed as they made their way to the cabins. So when DeShawn started yelling about farmers, Sarah made it a point to reach the main lodge back before they did.

"Did you have a nice sleep?" Chris asked. "I hope you did, because your next challenge starts in exactly one minute!"

"Excuse me, Chris! I don't think that's enough time to eat breakfast," Sarah objected with a raised hand, playing the part of a food-loving hyperactive gullible fool.

"Oh, you'll get breakfast, Sarah," Chris said in an insinuating tone. "Right after you complete your twenty kilometer run around the lake!"

As soon as they all heard the foghorn to begin racing around the island, she took off at a very fast pace, not even caring that DeShawn was right beside her.

"So, where's lover boy this time?" he shot at her, and she ignored him. "Hey! I'm talking to you, bitch!"

"Don't you know that the more you swear at a woman the more money they can sue you for when it comes to sexual harassment?" Edward shot back at the larger African American, and DeShawn growled before tackling him to the ground.

Naruto and Damon were jogging and racing at break-neck speed to see who could beat the other, with most of the others not even caring. Sarah was racing alongside the two boys at an equal pace with a wide grin on her face.

"So, who knows what the challenge is?" she asked, and Damon shrugged.

"How should we know? You're the one getting all cozy with Chris!" Naruto shot back angrily. "What's the challenge?"

"I'm afraid that one of the rules of the medical cabin is that all conversations that are held inside of it are top-secret," she smiled. "But I can tell you that this is not it. It's just a warm-up."

"AWESOME!" Naruto yelled before dashing ahead with Damon hot on his heels.

Sarah turned to find Edward and Trinity gone, and she frowned before turning back and racing back to the duo. Naturally, they were in a verbal fight with Haden, DeShawn, and Logan. So, to soothe the angry males and female, Sarah proposed a compromise that the loser three had to obey the winner three when it came to whose team won the challenge. This would hold up until the end of the next challenge, or at least within rules and legal limits when it came to American society. So, with that reasoning, Sarah protected herself and Trinity from anything to do with boys thinking with the wrong kinds of heads.

She decided to backtrack again to find Misty, only for DeShawn to tackle her and ram her against a tree with his hand at her throat.

"Once false move in these challenges and you're mine," he snarled and sneered, and Sarah stared at him fearfully before accidentally passing gas. "Got it?"

"Yeah," Sarah laughed as DeShawn, Haden, and Logan all took a few sniffs.

"OH, GOD!" they yelled as they tried to cover their noses.

"Leave it to the ultimate maverick ninja to turn breaking wind into an attack move," Sarah laughed before ramming her knee against DeShawn's crotch.

"MOMMY!" he screamed like a little girl at the top of his lungs, and the others all turned and began snickering and laughing, with the Killer Bass already knowing what had happened just by the scream.

"I'm starting to like this girl," Chris laughed. "She's so unpredictable, it's like waiting to know what's going to happen even though you know it's one of two or three things!"

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