Still don't own TDI or Xiaolin Showdown!
Jack, Kimiko, and Clay all stared in shock at the TV as Total Drama Island was scheduled to come on in five minutes. They couldn't believe their eyes! It was bad enough that Clay and Kimiko's son was on the show alongside Jack's daughter, even if they were cousins! But for Raimundo and Omi to have one on there as well was just insanity!
The doorbell rang, and Clay put a hand on his gun that he'd begun wearing on a daily basis now that Jack was staying with him. Kimiko dodged behind the door as she opened it, but to Clay's relief it was just Raimundo and Omi.
"So, is this what you meant when you said that Jack Spicer switched sides?" Raimundo asked, and the redhead slumped in his seat.
"Easy, partners," Clay said firmly.
"Rai, Jack is a part of the family now since he married Clay's little sister," Kimiko explained. "So we would all appreciate it if you treated him like you would us."
Clay and Kimiko went to the couch to sit down, with Omi and Raimundo sitting in front of them.
"So, what's this about?" Raimundo asked.
"Chris will explain it," Clay said as the episode turned on and Chris' voice could be heard, with him appearing every so often.
"Last Time on Total Drama Island: Twenty-two campers arrived at Camp Wawanakwa onto to find that they were spending the next eight weeks in a crummy old summer camp. Their first challenge was to jump off of a one thousand foot cliff. While Sarah nearly died performing the jump, all was worked out in the end as the Killer Bass scored a solid victory and a Hot Tub as a bonus. At the campfire ceremony, it all came down to two campers. Marshall has experience outdoors and as a soldier, of sorts, even though he didn't jump. Azalea managed to tick off every male in the camp with her sexist comments. In the end, it was Azalea who went home first, proving that home school and reality television don't really mix. Who will be voted off in the next campfire ceremony? Find out in this episode of Total! Drama! Island!"
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doin' fine
Camera zooms across the island
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
Sarah swimming in a one-piece swimsuit that covers her entire body between the jaw and mid-calf, and she passes gas and a fish floats to the water dead.
Now I think the answer's plain to see,
Brett and Jessie pass by the now-floating fish and grimace at the smell of the fart.
I wanna be famous!
Bird picks up fish and drops it on DJ, who is meditating and covered in animals. She is then attacked by said animals, at which Delilah laughs at and Marshall glares at her for.
I wanna live close to the sun
Haden & DeShawn fighting in a boat that now goes over a waterfall.
Well, pack your bags cuz I've already won,
Harriet doing Kung fu on a log as Haden and DeShawn fall past with the raft
Everything to prove Nothing in my way
Izaak swings past like Tarzan, ramming Harriet into cOming with them and then into the outhouse, which is then emptied of Logan and a toilet paper roll.
I'll get there one day
Chef making the food and Misty and Azalea are tied up and shivering with wide eyes as the screen moves on to Tyler and Eden in an arm-wrestling match, which the latter wins with an evil and malicious grin plastered on his face.
Cuz I wanna be famous!
Camera sweeps out to find Naruto and Damon acting like Naruto and Kyuubi as Justina looks between first one mirror and then another.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
Seagull with coke bottle thingies on its throat is leapt over by a shark that eats a large fish, only for a large tentacle to grab said seagull.
I wanna be
I wanna be
I wanna be famous!
I wanna be
Bert tries to do a stunt with fire, only for the flame to go upwards and out of control to transition into the campfire.
I wanna be
I wanna be famous!
(Whistling)
Entire cast is sitting around campfire, with Ed & Trinity leaning towards each other and Coda intervening stupidly and startling them. (Déjà vu)
"Whoa," Raimundo and Omi said in unison.
"That is knocking my shoes off," Omi said shocked, as his English wasn't very good.
"The phrase is 'knocking your socks off' and is this really what my daughter wanted to do with her life?" Raimundo gaped in shock.
"You have a daughter on here?" they asked, and he nodded.
"Justina, the one who was looking between two mirrors," he explained. "I recognize Chase Young in his kid now. What's with all the costumes?"
"It's a rule of the island," Jack explained. "So basically Trinity is going as her dad, as you already explained. My daughter, Sarah, the one who was underwater, is going as a Sound Shinobi, Tayuya. I'll explain all the other costumes later. Right now, we need to see what this next challenge is and just why Chris has these poor kids running laps around the island. I want to see if we can use this on one of our enemies!"
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