"Searching For Mr. Wrong"
Rated T for language
Pairing: Taylor x Rock
Summary: Taylor's grown sick and tired of being embarrassed by her mom, Kelly, especially after one embarrassing moment. During a fight, Taylor then decides to lock herself in. In order to ease down her daughter's rotten attitude, Kelly decides to set her up on a date with a very lucky guy. Will there be a happily ever after or just end up in total disaster?
Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama Presents: The Ridonculous Race or any of the characters. The Total Drama series and its contestants are owned by FreshTV, Jennifer Pertsch and Tom McGillis. Anyway, since we're a little far off from the new Total Drama spinoff, I'd figured I try my hand at a fic featuring the new characters themselves. Of course, I'm talking about the mother/daughter team of Kelly and Taylor. Oh, and not to mention another character from the series as well. And wouldn't you know it right now? I decided to pair Taylor up with one of my other favorite character from the Ridonculous Race, Rock! Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 3: Taylor Reacts
Taylor grew speechless at Kelly's plan. Out of all of the things that her mom had pulled out of her, this one had to be the worst piece of news that she had ever got. Unfortunately, she didn't take the news very well.
"Are you kidding me, mom?" Taylor huffed. "You had to invite him to our house?"
"Honey, I figured since you weren't being loved enough, I'd figured I'd set you up with somebody." Kelly clearly explained to her daughter. "And wouldn't you know it? Your date is a rockstar! You should be lucky!"
"Lucky?!" Taylor groaned. "Mom, this is the same guy who ended up mooning the cheerleaders down at my school! The very same guy who thinks Butte, Montana was named after a body part! And I can't tell you the story where Rock ended up running naked throughout the whole school with a paper bag wrapped between his legs! Like I'd be the last person who didn't need to see his guitar pick hanging out!"
"Oh, so you and Rock actually do know each other?" Kelly replied.
"In a way, yes..." Taylor muttered.
"Wow, you definitely know things every day." Kelly chuckled.
"Plus, I even wrote you a poem," Rock said to Taylor. "Wanna hear it, babe?"
"I would rather hear the sound of a gunshot." Taylor groaned again.
Not having to unleash her anger on her daughter's sarcasticness, Kelly decided to keep her smile and pass it along as a joke.
"Hahahaha, he's just kidding around." Kelly chuckled. "Of course, she wants to hear it. Read along."
"Sweet!" Rock exclaimed, pulling out a piece of paper from his pocket. "Just to let you know, I came up with this poem only ten minutes ago."
"Ooooh, very impressive!" Kelly smirked.
"Yippee..." Taylor rolled her eyes and groaned.
Holding the piece of paper in hand, Rock cleared his throat and recited his poem:
Ohhh, sweet sweet beautiful Taylor
Curvaceous and hot
She's like fries that's good with ketchup
And that chocolate shake I love a lot
I'd bow down to you my queen
Because I know I look up to you
Just to check out those hot legs
That makes my heart soar through
"I had more to this, but my good friend Spud used it as a napkin," Rock replied. "We we're having burgers and he eats like a frickin' machine."
"Well, no matter, at least it's pretty good." Kelly said, clapping in response to Rock's half-finished poem. She then turned to her daughter Taylor. "He's quite a poet, huh?" She asked her.
"And quite an ass," Taylor scoffed. "I ain't going on any date with that creep."
"Oh, honey!" Kelly groaned. "Rock worked so hard to make that poem for you? Can't you just reconsider a little?"
"Screw that!" Taylor sneered as she headed upstairs.
"Taylor, please come back!" Kelly begged.
This is not what her plan wanted to turn out for sure. But Kelly wasn't bound on giving up on both her daughter and her date.
"Could you hang on for a minute?" Kelly replied to Rock. "I gotta go fish out my daughter."
"No problem," Rock nodded. "You got anything I can drink?"
"Coke's in the fridge, help yourself." Kelly said, right before she chased after her daughter.
Before Taylor could re-enter her room, Kelly managed to leap with great speed and put her hand on the doorknob, reaching it first. She then acted as a wall, preventing her daughter from re-entering the bedroom.
"Excuse me, get out of my way, mom!" Taylor exclaimed.
"Look Taylor, I have worked blood, sweat, tears and makeup to do this," Kelly took in a deep breath. "The only thing I ask you to do is to at least appreciate Rock of what he did for you. I mean, he really likes you, Taylor. And he's willing to run through hell in a handbasket to ask you out on a date!"
"But Mom-" Taylor said, before cutting off.
"Taylor, won't you just give Rock a chance?" Kelly pleaded to her. "Sure he may not seem like the perfect guy to you with all the clothes he wears, but I guarantee you that he's more than just a metalhead. He's got a heart. He just wants to do everything to make you happy so that you wouldn't be like this. It's just only one date, Taylor. After that, you won't have to see him again. Please? Just give him a chance..."
Kelly was really desperate to get to her daughter. As much as Taylor really hated this to hell, she just couldn't let her mother down like this. After all, it was only gonna be one date. If she can try to withstand her mother embarrassing her, maybe she could withstand having to go one day on a date with Rock. Knowing that she wasn't gonna get out of this, Taylor finally gave in.
"Fine, I'll go out with him," Taylor groaned. "But only for one date. That doesn't mean I have to like him."
"That's all I'm asking for," Kelly smiled. "Now go get dressed for your date."
"This is gonna be a blast..." Taylor sighed as he re-entered her bedroom with the pink dress.
A sigh of relief was brought through Kelly's face at first, but she'd forgot that Rock was still downstairs waiting for Taylor. So Kelly decided to give Rock some company hoping he won't leave.
As she made her way through the living room, she saw Rock's feet right on the coffee table.
"Um, Rock, your feet's on the coffee table." Kelly reminded him.
"No prob, I do it all the time." Rock shrugged.
"I kinda forgot to mention that I don't want anything bad happening to my precious coffee table whenever visitors come in," She reminded him. "It sorta attracts dust. Here, let me fix it."
Like a pleasing mother, Kelly brought out a comfy pillow and set it on the table so that Rock could lay his feet on it.
"Is that better?" Kelly replied.
"That is much better!" Rock exclaimed as he nodded.
"Glad to hear it." Kelly nodded as she grabbed her cup of coffee from the coffee table. "So, I'm hearing that you're in a rock band, huh?" She asked him.
"Sure, we're just getting started writing songs, coming up with some pretty sick riffs, and we've got a future world tour planned." Rock replied. "I'm pretty much the lead singer of the band. My mom says I actually got a sick voice. She'd come cut it off if she ever hears one scream coming from my bedroom."
"Well, you know how teenagers act these days," Kelly smirked. "Believe it or not, I used to be an awesome Rock lover these days. Me and my friends would usually sneak me off to rock concerts just for the fun of it. We've sneaked off to go see Van Halen, AC/DC, Scorpions, Cheap Trick, Rush, Ratt, Poison, Warrant, just this one time we've sneaked off to a Motley Crue concert at Toronto..."
Rock was listening to every word that was coming from her curvaceous mouth.
However, his mind was elsewhere as he was busy staring down at Kelly's enormous chest. He couldn't deny for one bit that Taylor's mom was perhaps the hottest thing Rock had ever seen. Those bosoms were so big, it was definitely begging to be broken out of her yogalates outfit. Rock was too hypnotized to get his mind of the gutter, no wonder everyone must've mistaken her for Taylor's hot older sister.
However, Rock noticed Kelly's rant coming to an end, so he decided to snap back to reality.
"...Somehow, Vince Neil asks two people to come up on the stage so they could have real-life sex, and strangely, that's how I ended up with Taylor," Kelly replied. "Pretty interesting, huh?"
"Oh yeah," Rock nodded, still staring at her chest. "One time, my mom actually gave birth to me in Aerosmith's dressing room. I had to be wrapped around Steven Tyler's scarf for warmth."
"Makes my story look interesting for sure." Kelly smirked.
As she sipped her coffee yet again, she heard Taylor's voice from upstairs.
"Okay, I'm ready for that stupid date!"
"Ooooh, I can't wait for this." Kelly smirked before shouting, "COME DOWN HONEY AND SHOW ROCK WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE!"
"Oh, kiss my butt!" Taylor snapped.
"Obviously, she means yes." Kelly whispered to Rock, who nodded in display.
Suddenly, Taylor came down wearing a short, sexy dark pink dress with leopard print labeling.
She was showing a whole lot of cleavage around the legs and chest. Rock took one look at her and his heart began shooting like a rocket heading for cloud nine. What really got his mind going was those sweet delicious curves from Taylor herself. She was a lot more curvy than the guitars Rock owned in his closet. What he'd wouldn't do to play her strings just for the fun of it.
Just like Kelly, Rock was also staring at Taylor's cleavage as well. Taylor on the other hand, became annoyed.
"Hey, Romeo, eyes up here!" Taylor exclaimed to the rocker.
"Oh, sorry about that," Rock replied. "You look pretty hot and sexy!"
As much as Taylor hated him, she couldn't help but blush all over from Rock's compliment. However, it was only on the inside, but on the outside, she still remained a feeling of disdain towards him.
"Yeah, whatever." Taylor said. "Can we get going now?"
"In a minute, I wanna take a picture of you two." Kelly said, rushing over to the table to grab her iPhone.
"Mom, I just wanna go now," Taylor sighed. "I don't have time for your embarrassing photos..."
Just to cheer Taylor's spirits up, Rock approached her and side hugged her.
"Cheer up and relax, babe!" Rock exclaimed. "We're gonna have one wild time for sure!"
"I can already feel my bile choking me..." Taylor rolled her eyes.
Setting her iPhone up, Kelly closed in Rock and Taylor as she sent the picture.
"Okay, smile for the camera!" She said.
Rock managed to wrap her arm around her shoulder while giving out a 'devil horns' hand signal. Taylor on the other hand, looked the other way and wrapped her arms together in annoyance. With the pose in motion...
*CLICK!*
The picture was snapped perfectly without any problems. Kelly looked at the picture head-on and felt her heart melt instantly.
"Awwww, you look so cute and dapper, Taylor!" Kelly cooed. "It's just like when I dropped you off on the first day of kindergarten and you were scared because the toilet monster was gonna be there!"
"Oh-kay, enough of that," Taylor groaned before speaking over to Rock. "Come on, doofus!"
"Oh, that's nice!" Kelly exclaimed. "You've already known each other for a good minute, and you gave him a pet name!"
"Enough mom!" Taylor groaned again as they left for the door.
"Make sure you be back around 12:00!" Kelly exclaimed. "Don't make me too worried! You know what happens when your mom is worried! I form wrinkles, and they're not good for the skin!"
"Whatever, mom!" Taylor rolled her eyes again.
Suddenly, both Taylor and Rock both headed out the door, in efforts that her mother would stop embarrassing her.
Luckily, it managed to work. However, that didn't stop Kelly from looking at them from the window. To her, they seemed like a perfect match. They had to be a perfect match. Otherwise, Taylor would have kicked Rock right in the amps and bolt back to the house. It had been few seconds and so far, Taylor never let go out of Rock's right.
Knowing that her plan would work wonders, Kelly closed the curtains on them. From there, she started dialing on her iPhone, indicating that she was calling someone. Whoever Kelly was calling, it would definitely be a surprise. After the phone rang, the caller finally picked it up as she spoke:
"Hey Dwayne? This is Kelly. Hey listen, can you come right over? I might need your help on something..."
Whoa, now Kelly's getting help? Might it have something to do with the date, or something else? Either way, I can't wait until next chapter, so it looks like it might be interesting.
Feedbacks are welcome, motherf****rs! Until next time, this is UltimateWarriorFan4Ever signing off for now! PEACE!