Well how should I start the beginning of a story? Like should it be a tragic, intense, exciting or a comedy? I'm not really one to tell a story even if I did. I would have bullshit my lore until the end. So for those people who is/was? Lucky enough to find this book. Please burn it.

Erase every part, pages, details of this book make sure not even ashes remains.

-Sincerely yours, Your Mom.

As a young man who have nothing to do in life other than to studies and entertain myself. As for my entertainment obviously I spend hours in the internet, games? Mostly in my phone after all I'm financially not enough to buy a computer or any sort of this console.

Anyway change of topic. Why am I even yapping about this whatever the reason is it's probably to distract myself since I just can't accept the reality of my current situation. Not that I'm complaining or anything or I'm not going to say I rather be in hell than this place, bro I don't want to be in the heaven either. Not that I'm a bad guy or anything I think I'm perfectly fine to enter the gates of the heaven.

But...if I'm going to die at least just kill me already, make me dead-dead double dead or maybe triple dead if necessary just don't give me a second life that I never ask for. Or maybe try making an appointment next time.

Though I hope there won't be next time.

Again change of topic or rather back to the first one.

I already mentioned of being a young man who got nothing to do other than spending my time in my bed. I'm not sick I'm a perfectly healthy young man or maybe not.

Anyhoo~ the thing is you guys probably already knows about reincarnation and stuff. From getting hit by a truck the popular one or getting crashed by a vending machine maybe even getting reincarnated as one. As for why I'm saying this I just want to say I did not die because of a heart attack from attempting to save a girl who was about to hit by a truck that just happens to be a slow moving tractor.

No, I did not meet any God I just 'poof' I'm born.

As for the last thing I saw before I died. I'm not sure it's a small round object falling from the sky. As far as I can remember it's definitely a rock from the space and not some flower pot that was pushed off by a stray cat.

Hmm, wait why am I even speaking in such details, what matters doesn't matter I died that's it.

Still...I have lots of regrets and such but I think I'm going to keep it to myself for now.

First of all, I better of living this life as I see fits.

"Kyaaah! Look! Look! Isn't she's beautiful?!".

"...Ho-honey he is a boy remember?".

"Exactly! Just look at him he's so cute, small and beautiful I'm sure he's going to be a lady killer!".

Watching the scene unfolding before me was like a pinch in the guts. I couldn't do anything other than observe and let this woman who I shall call from now on as my mother and the one next to him is my father. To which I'm currently being shoved into his face.

Look at him poor guy, I can see a hint of worry in his eyes but can't do anything against his wife.

"...I don't understand". The husband said taking a glance to the baby me, yeah that's my reaction too. Looking at the mirror that proved quite difficult due to my current position as my mother held me up with her arms.

Brown hair and brown eyes like some sort of Kirito features hopefully I don't grow up looking like him that would be a nightmare.

"Yes he's cute and all but isn't only natural for a baby to look like that?".

Hmm, should I be offended by that? No not really I am at your side father.

"What are you saying? Are you really comparing my child to the other babies out there? You are his father you should be showering him with compliments!".

"Ma-maybe I should but-".

Before he could continue I was once again shoved into his face...mother if I were a normal baby I would have cry you know...technically I am a normal baby except mentally and spiritually. I think I can take this slight pain of being treated this way.

I don't want to ruin their joy, look at them shining with hearts floating around them is it just my imagination I can see it clearly? Also why do they look like an anime character? Why do I look like one?

"Look at him closely and tell me what you see!".

"I uh...can see a baby".

Are you serious?

"Seriously? Is that all you can say?". My mother asked disbelief. Hey old man at least just try to ride the waves. I'm the one who will be in trouble here you know.

Thanks to that I can feel more of how much my mother shoves me closer to my father's face. Oh damn...I want to cry right now.

"D-dear! He...his crying! Oh no what should I do?! This is the first time he cried!".

"Calm down, hon just put him down and-".

"Calm down?! I-I made him cry! *Hic*".

"Why are you crying".

"its my fault...*hic* Its because I treated him to hardly that our son cried for the first time because of me".

Oh great...I did not even realized I'm already crying what makes it worst my mother is now blaming herself.

What do I do? Well just let the scene plays out and just fall asleep and just hope things went back to normal once I wakes up.

Sorry father but this is your problem not mine...

Thus he slept.

I need help...this is bad.