I'm trying the shuffled concept once again for my first fanfiction. I hope this time it ends successful, this time. Thank you too Random Drama and Total Drama Shuffled for being huge inspirations to me and for my fanfiction journey.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Total Drama characters, I am only here to make an enjoyable fanfiction.

Episode 01- Not So Happy Campers P1

The scene opened up with a nice view of the water. However, a man interrupted this calming moment. He had well styled hair, with a faint stubble on his face.

"Yo." The man greeted as he had confidence in his voice. "We're comin at you live from Camp Wawanakwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris McLean. Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now!"

"Here's the deal." Chris said as he walked down the dock. "22 campers have signed up, to spend eight weeks, right here on this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challenges against each other, then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame, take a ride on the loser boat and leave Total Drama Island, for good."

"Their fate will be decided here." Chris pointed to a bunch of arranged logs. "At the dramatic campfire ceremonies, where each week, all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." Chris grabbed one with a stick and ate it before throwing the stick. "In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune, which let's face it they'll probably blow in a week."

"To survive they'll have to battle black flies, grizzly bears, disgusting camp food, and each other. Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right here on Total…Drama…Island!"

(Opening Theme)

"Welcome back to Total Drama Island." Chris said. He was back at the dock. "It's time to meet our first 11 campers, we told them they'd all be staying at this five star resort, so if they seem a little To'd that's probably why."

The first contestant to arrive was wearing a pink dress similar to Cinderella's, with a bow on her head.

"Hello Chris. It is very nice to be here." Ella cheerfully said. "I have prepared a song for you, it goes l-" She was interrupted by Chris before she could continue.

"I'm good Ella thanks, maybe you can sing later." Chris awkwardly said. Ella obediently nodded and went to stand at the end of the dock as the next boat arrived.

The next contestant had a military-like shirt with black boots.

"Brick McArthur reporting for duty." Brick saluted Chris once he got off the boat.

"Well, glad to have you here." A smirking Chris said.

"Thank you, sir." Brick smiled as he walked off. The next boat pulled up to show a girl with sunglasses on, mostly wearing pink.

"Dak-" Before Chris could introduce Dakota, she herself interrupted.

"Hi Dakota fans. I already miss you guys so much. Anyways I'll be staying at this lu-" Dakota cut herself off when she saw where she would be staying. "W-What I thought we were staying at a luxury resort.

"Well, we had a change of plans, so now you're staying at this camp." Chris smiled enthusiastically. Dakota was shocked out of her mind.

"Well, I didn't sign up for this. I'm calling Daddy." Dakota said.

"There's no wifi service here, sorry but you're stuck here." Chris explained to Dakota as she was shocked and disappointed.

"Meany." Dakota said behind Chris's back. Brick and Ella gave each other a look.

The next contestant to arrive was an Indian boy with a backwards green cap.

"Chris. My man." Zee said as he went in for a hug. "Bring it in." Chris was uncomfortable.

"Nope." Chris said stopping him before Zee could hug him.

"Hey, this place looks different then the application man" Zee pointed out.

"Oh, don't worry about it, it's not really important." Chris lied.

"Cool." He said as he walked off. Meanwhile the next contestant arrived. "Everybody, this is Lindsay." She had a blue bandana and an orange skirt on. "Not too shabby." Chris commented.

"Hi." The girl said. "Ok you look so familiar."

"I'm Chris McLean." She still didn't remember. "The host of the show."

"Oh, that's where I know you from." Lindsay had finally remembered.

"Uh yeah." Chris awkwardly said.

The next contestant was an Asian girl with green shorts on, who seemed as if she was grumpy.

"Heather." Chris introduced, but she just walked off.

"Hello." Ella introduced herself. "I'm Ella. I hope we can get to know each other and be friends." Heather just rolled her eyes at the attempt.

Suddenly punk music could be heard from the boat, the contestant who was playing the music had many piercings and a green mohawk.

"Duncan dude." Chris greeted the bad boy.

"I don't like surprises." Duncan responded by holding up his fist.

"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that man, he also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you return to juvie." Chris said.

"Ok then." Duncan obediently answered. "See you by the campfire, gorgeous." Duncan flirted with Heather.

"Oh, drop dead you goof." She responded, rejecting him as she walked to the end of the dock. "I'm calling my parents, you can not make me stay here." The next contestant had a red headband and a tracksuit on.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler." Chris introduced as the boy was skiing on the water., until he tripped and rolled on the water, and was sent flying into the many suitcases the campers had. The campers winced at his pain, but eventually were shocked when he sent one of the luggage's into the water.

"Ugh, my shoes." Heather complained.

"Wicked wipeout man." Chris yelled as Tyler gave a thumbs up signaling that he was ok.

"10 out of 10 for that one man." Zee commented.

Chris was still chucking from the incident when the next contestant arrived and sighed heavily. The camper had ginger hair with green tinted glasses.

"Welcome to camp Harold." Chris greeted the boy as he looked around.

"What's he looking at?" Dakota questioned.

So, you mean this show is at a yucky summer camp, and not on some big stage or something?" Harold asked.

"You got it." Chris reassured him.

"Yes, that is so much favorable to my skills." Harold pumped his fists in enjoyment and walked off.

"Contestant number 10 is Topher." Chris introduced the next contestant who had very similar clothes matching Chris but looked a lot younger.

"I can't believe I'm finally meeting you. It's so good to meet you. I've been a big fan since that figure skating show. You really did good on that show." Topher happily said meeting his idol.

"Hey thanks man, I knew I rocked that show." Chris said with confidence in his voice.

"I saw that, one of the guys dropped his partner on her head, so like they got immunity that week." Dakota explained.

"Lucky." Harold responded. "I hope I get dropped on my head."

"Me too." Lindsay added.

"So, this is my competition?" Topher asked, taking a glance at the cast. Heather was dripping wet, and Harold was picking his nose, the rest just stared at him. "Ok I guess." As he walked awkwardly down the dock to the other campers.

The next contestant was an Indian girl, she had blue earrings, and was wearing mostly blue.

"Priya." Chris greeted.

"Hi. I'm so excited to be here. My entire life, I have been training, just in case I got on a show like this one.

"Greetings, I'm Ella." Ella said, greeting herself. Priya waved to her.

"Ok we've all met athletic girl; can we get on with the show please." Heather said.

"Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning." Duncan teased as Harold chuckled.

"Get bent." Heather responded, as if she didn't care. The next contestant was an Indian boy with a red sweater-vest.

"Our next contestant is Noah." Chris introduced the boy in question.

"You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" Noah asked very deadpanned.

"I'm sure someone did." Chris replied.

"Good, is this where we're staying?" The sarcastic boy asked.

"No, it's your mother's house, and we're throwin a party." Duncan teased cracking his knuckles.

"Cute." Noah responded. "Nice piercings original, do them yourself." Noah responded.

"Yeah, you want one." Duncan threatened holding Noah by the lip.

"Uh no thanks, can I have my lip back please." Duncan let go. "Thanks." The next contestant to arrive was a black female who had hoop earrings and a tan shirt with apples on the front.

"What's up y'all, Leshawna in the house." Leshawna said as she waved to everyone. Harold gasped. "Yo baby, hey how you doin, hey how's it goin." She high fived Chris and continued. "Feel free to quit now and save yourself the trouble because I came to win.

"Oh, what's up my brother." Leshawna said, giving Zee a high five. "Give me some sugar baby."

"I've never seen a girl like you in real life before." Harold told her.

"Excuse me." Leshawna was curious.

"You're real big and loud." Harold pointed out angering the girl.

"What did you say to me, oh no you didn't." The others looked worried. "You have not seen anything yet. I'll show you big, baby." Topher and Priya grabbed Leshawna before she could attack Harold. Harold did some of his kung fu moves as a defense mechanism. "Oh yeah you want some of this." Leshawna angrily said. "Then come on then.

"Alright campers settle down." Chris said, stopping the dispute immediately. Leshawna gave Harold a look. He only smiled. The boat came with two contestants. Both were identical with a cheerleading outfit; however one had a mole on her face.

"Ladies, Samey, Amy." Chris greeted politely.

"Uh, it's Sammy." Samey told Chris.

"Amy says everyone calls you Samey." Chris questioned her.

"Well yes, but-" She was interrupted.

"Because you're the second twin." Chris told her. "The lesser Amy if you will."

"But my real name is-" Sammy tried explaining to Chris but got cut off again.

"You're officially Samey." Chris was impatient now.

"Yeah, just accept that your name is Samey ok. The only reason you're on this show is because of me, so you should just shut your mouth and be thankful." Amy harshly told Sammy as she nodded in understandment.

However, Amy tripped Sammy on purpose, causing her to fall. "Oops sorry sis." Amy said as she walked down the dock with no remorse. Almost everyone gave her glares, however no one did anything to stand up for Sammy. They knew Chris might not want another fight to happen.

"M'am, are you ok?" Brick asked as he helped Sammy to her feet. She blushed.

"Uh, thank you. Sammy said as she and Brick went to go talk as the next boat arrived.

The next contestant was a black boy who had a yellow backwards cap on with yellow earrings.

"Welcome Damien everyone." Chris introduced him to the campers.

"Hey what's up man, I'm here for that million bucks, where's it at?" Damien asked. Chris looked confused.

"You do realize we aren't just going to hand you the million." Chris explained to Damien. He still didn't understand the concept fully.

"Ok, how do we get it?" Damien asked. Chris smiled.

"You're going to be one fun camper." Chris said, chuckling to himself as Damien walked past him confused and worried.

The next contestant was a black male who had glasses on and a red sweater. He was standing at the edge of the boat admiring the world around him until he fell.

"Cameron you ok dude?" Chris asked with a bit of worry in his voice.

"Yeah, just a little scratch." Cameron said. "Woah, I can't believe I'm here, nature looks so beautiful."

"Has he never been outside before?" Topher asked Brick, he just shrugged.

"I don't know if this show was made for him." Dakota said out loud.

"Oh, don't worry, it shouldn't be that hard." Cameron reassured. "Hey, look real life cabins."

"Yeah, yeah, save the exploration for later dude." Chris said, pushing Cameron to the side.

The next boat that arrived had a girl who was a bit chubby with a red bow headband.

"Staci h-." Before Chris continued his introduction, she interrupted him.

"Yah my great, great, great, great, great, great Aunt Millie invented summer camps, before her people had to go to dirty and disgusting horrid camps yah." Staci said lying to her fellow campers as she walked off.

"She's not lasting long." Chris whispered to himself.

"Hi everybody did you know that my great, great-." Before Staci could continue, she got pushed into the water.

"Do us all a favor and shut up!" Heather said as she had pushed the girl into the water.

Chris looked pleased until a small pale girl tapped on his shoulder. She was wearing a green sweater with purple leggings.

"Gah!" Chris screamed as he didn't see her there. "Uh, Dawn, hi."

"Greetings Chris, say you have a very reddish blue aura. It really fits you well." Dawn smiled while Chris just stood awkwardly.

"Just stand by the other campers." Chris said, pointing to the others who gave Dawn room to stand. "Maybe it was a bad idea to choose the weird ones."

The next contestant who pulled up was a black male, with yellow earrings, and a lightning necklace.

"Lightning everyone." Chris introduced as the boy in question did a flip off the boat. He impressed many of the campers.

"Showoff." Heather grumbled in annoyance.

"Lightnin's here to win that million bucks and nothin's gettin in his way. Sha Bam!" Lightning confidently gave Chris a fist bump and walked down to the other campers.

"Woah, how do you do that?" Cameron asked the overachiever.

"It's just what Lightnin does, little girl." Lightning responded egotistically.

"I'm a boy." Cameron corrected but got no response as the next contestant arrived. Most of the girls were immediately stunned when they saw him. He was a latino male who was fairly dressed, with small hoop earrings.

"This is Alejandro." Chirs introduced the male, he had a devious smirk. "Welcome to Total Drama Island.

"Gracias Chris, it is my honor to be competing on this show." Alejandro said as he walked to the end of the dock.

"Glad I'm not the only one trying to keep chivalry alive." Brick said, saluting Alejandro.

"Yes, yes of course." Alejandro grinned a very dark one. He let it go once the next camper had arrived.

"Wow it's pretty clear who's gonna win this thing." Zee said impressed. "Twenty bucks on that guy."

"Isn't betting a bit wrong." Priya asked.

"Dis-o-gree." Zee disagreed. "If I win, I get the million, but if I don't win and he does, I make twenty bucks." Priya just gave him a look.

"Ok and here comes Courtney." Chris said pointing to the final camper who was an Latina female with a gray sweater and green capris.

"Thank you." The girl responded as she was assisted off the boat by Chris. "You must be the other contestants, it's really nice to meet you all."

"Hi I'm Topher, Chris's number one fan." He said as he shook Courtney's hand.

"Nice to meet you Topher." Courtney politely said.

"Yo, Chris, when are we gonna have lunch?" Damien asked. "I'm pretty hungry and I could use a snack.

"First things first. We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone on the end of the dock." Chris gestured everyone to come over. All 22 campers were obedient and followed his commands.

The scene changed to show all 22 campers moved and arranged. Straight in the middle was Damien who was smiling. To his right, Alejandro was smiling, Amy just smiled, crossing her arms, and Leshawna, who also had a delightful smile, and Lindsay, who waved to the camera. To Damien's left. Noah was leaning on Damien's shoulder, having a cocky grin, Brick was leaning on Noah's shoulder saluting, Sammy leaned on Brick's shoulder, while Cameron just grinned.

In the front row Dawn and Ella were sitting back-to-back cheerfully smiling. To Dawn's right, Courtney, Priya, and Dakota were all grinning happily. To Ella's left, Staci and Zee sat back-to-back with each other.

Finally, in the back row, Lightning posed with a grin, Duncan and Tyler both grinned, they could be seen even behind Damien, Harold was next to them just smiling, Topher looked at the camera with a big grin, and lastly Heather crossed her arms, she had no emotion.

"Ok." Chris hopped on the boat ready for his picture. "One, two, three, oops. Ok, forgot the lens cap…."Okay hold that pose one, two, oh no wait, cards full, hang on."

"Come on man, my face is startin to freeze." Leshawna was frustrated.

"Dudes I can't feel my face." Zee was very worried.

"Got it, ok, everyone say, Wawanakwa!" Chris announced.

"Wawa-" Before they could continue the dock fell sending all the campers into the water, and Chris only getting photos of the aftermath.

"Ok guys, dry off, and meet me at the campfire pit in 10." Chris commanded.

The 22 campers were sitting or standing around the logs at the Bonfire Pit waiting for Chris to explain the rules of the game.

"This is Camp Wawanakwa, your home for the next eight weeks." Chris started. "The campers sitting around you, will be your cabin mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig? The camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island the longest, without getting voted off, will win one hundred thousand dollars.

"Excuse me what will the sleeping arrangements be, because I want a bunk under her? Duncan asked, pointing his finger at Heather.

"They're not co-ed, are they?" The mean girl asked.

"No girls get one side of cabins and dudes get the other." Chris explained.

"Chris, please don't let me sleep with Samey, she snores in her sleep so much and it's so annoying." Amy complained.

"But I-" Sammy tried replying.

"Well can't guarantee that, you get stuck with her, then you're stuck, not my job to solve problems." Chris said, shrugging as Amy just crossed her arms and Sammy looked down in embarrassment.

"Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asked.

"Ok that's true." Chris admitted. "But that's not really how it works here, and it's Chris.

"My, this will be very exciting." Ella said, crushing Tyler and Dawn in a bear hug.

"At least you don't have to sleep next to him." Tyler said looking towards Duncan as he gave a deer a noogie. Both were horrified.

"Here's the deal." Chris continued. "We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there." Chris pointed to his right. "Ella, Cameron, Heather, Brick, Lindsay, Amy, Samey, Zee, Leshawna, Alejandro, and Noah. From this moment on you'll be known was The Screaming Gophers." Chris threw the team their logo, Alejandro caught it.

"I've heard that Gophers are incredibly strong mammals." Cameron told his team.

"I've ate one before." Zee commented. "Yeah, you could really taste the nuts."

"The rest of you over here. Topher, Dakota, Lightning, Tyler, Dawn, Staci, Courtney, Damien, Duncan, Priya and Harold. Move! Move! Move! Move!" Chris said. "You guys will officially be known as the Killer Bass."

"It's awesome, it's like amazing!" Harold exclaimed impressed.

"All right campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." Chris explained.

(Confessional)

Dakota- "The time has finally come. It's time for my journey of fame. I can't wait to be even more popular than I ever was before."

Sammy- "The only reason I joined this show was to finally get away from my sister. But now she's here and I don't know what I'm going to do."

Loon- A duck was putting lipstick in the confessional. When he noticed the camera moved on.

Cameron- "I am what's known as a bubble boy. Growing up my mom was really overprotective, so I've never been to a camp. Up until six hours ago, I haven't done anything before, except read and sigh a lot." He sighed. "But that doesn't mean I'm a force to be reckoned with. No way!" He exclaimed. "A Danaus Plexippus, the monarch butterfly." The butterfly landed on his head and pushed it back, making it heavy for Cameron. "So heavy." Because of the weight Cameron fell back on the seat.

"All right, any questions?" Chris asked. "Cool, let's find your cabins."

Chris gave directions for which team got which cabin. "Gophers you're in the east cabin, Bass you're in the west.

"Bunk beds." Heather asked after she opened her cabin door. The cabin had a few bunk beds, an old worn-out window, and some cabinets. "Isn't this a little summer camp?"

"Yeah, that's the idea einstein." Amy responded in a very nasty tone.

"Oh, shut it." Heather argued.

"Maybe, you should try being nice, your plan might not end up working." Alejandro said. He was at the doorstep between the cabin and outside.

"You're just saying that, since you don't have a plan of your own and also maybe mind your own business." Heather retaliated.

Alejando put his hands up and walked out the cabin with a smirk. "Well, I warned her." Leshawna was entering the cabin wondering what they were disputing about, she just shrugged it off.

"Where are the outlets?" The dumb girl asked. "I have to plug in my straightening iron.

"There are some in the communal bathroom just across the way." Chris directed.

"Communal bathrooms?" Lindsay was confused. "But I'm not catholic."

"Not communion. Communal." Chris tried explaining.

"It means we all shower together. Stupid!" Amy told the girl.

"Aw no!" She complained. "Come on!"

"You know." Cameron started. "I never thought there were actual other human beings except for me but guess my studies have been proven wrong.

"He's never been outside before." Brick whispered to Noah.

"You don't have to say that again." Noah sarcastically replied.

"Hey, Chris?" Topher asked. "Is there a chaperone around here?"

"You're all 16 years old, as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp. So other than myself you'll be unsupervised." Chris told the boy. "You have a half an hour to unpack and meet me at the main lodge."

"Sweet, thanks Chris." Topher said.

Suddenly a loud pitched scream could be heard from the Gophers girls cabin. Everyone was alerted in the area and came to check who was screaming?

"Oh man, that white girl can scream." Leshawna said. It was revealed to be Lindsay standing on a stool, afraid of a tiny little bug that had infiltrated their cabin.

"What is it, kill it, kill it." Lindsay was terrified. Cameron also immediately screamed once seeing the bug and rushed to get on the beds. Only for the bed to fold him inside it. Some of the campers winced in pain.

"Is he going to be, ok?" Brick asked but got no reply as everyone screamed not wanting to get near the bug. All hope seemed lost until someone confronted the bug.

"Hello little bug." Dawn said as she sat near it communicating with the bug. "Don't worry, fellow creature it will be alright." But before Dawn could grab it and hold it in her finger, Duncan came in with a sledgehammer killing the bug brutally.

"Well, I guess that was a solution." Priya said. Most of the campers were still a bit freaked out from the incident.

"Awesome!" Harold exclaimed.

"Why'd you have to kill the bug?" Dawn asked. "We were just getting to know each other; it was just lost."

"Save your fantasies for later hippie." Duncan said. "Just be glad I was able to help on time otherwise you all would've probably lost your mind." Dawn gave Duncan a harsh glare.

All the campers were in the Mess Hall getting ready to eat as a man was explaining the rules of his place. He was a black man who was in a usual chef attire with a hat to match his uniform. "Listen up." The chef commanded. "I serve it three times a day and you will eat it three times a day. Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!"

"Excuse me sir, will we be getting all the normal food groups?" Dakota asked.

"Yeah." Harold added. "Cause I get hypoglycemic real bad, if I don't get enough sugar.

"You'll get, sit your butts down!" Chef immediately left.

"Someone didn't get their sha protein." Lightning whispered to Noah.

"What was that, come closer jock guy. I didn't hear you." Chef said very menacing.

"Oh, I wasn't saying sha anything important." Lightning said walking away.

"I'm sure you didn't." Chef turned his attention to Noah. "You scrawny, give me your plate."

"Did you know that my great great-" Staci was telling Chef before getting cut off.

"No one wants to hear it, chatty girl! Now sit your butt down!" The girl was obedient and followed his orders.

"Yo what's up girls." Leshawna tried making friendly with Amy who was ahead of her. She got no response as she got her food and left. "Oh, it's gonna be like that is it."

"Next!" Chef yelled straight in her face.

"Excuse me, my nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar, white flour, or like dairy." Lindsay explained.

"I think you'll be fine." Sammy told Lindsay.

"Cool." She responded.

"I'm sorry for complaining but I think I saw my food move." Sammy told Chef. He only used a hammer to slam her food. "Ok, thank you." She awkwardly walked away.

"Welcome to the main lodge." Chris introduced.

"Hey Chris man, could you get us some pizza." Zee asked, a knife came straight at his head, he narrowly avoided it. "Woah dude, I get it brown slope is cool. I didn't mean to offend you," Zee said as all the other campers chuckled. Chef held up a big black knife to threaten them.

"Your first challenge begins in one hour." Chris announced leaving the hall.

"What do you think our first challenge will be?" Dakota asked Damien.

"Don't worry it's our first challenge, it shouldn't be that hard." Damien said.

The camera panned to a view of the cliff top as all twenty-two campers were on the cliff in their swimsuits.

"Oh (Bleep)" Damien said.

(End Credits)

Authors Note:

First chapters out and I feel good, can't reveal anything, yet because well, it's the first episode. Pretty happy with the end results of the episode, thankfully summer is near the corner for me so I can have more time working on this project.

I hope you enjoyed, and I'll see you in the next chapter. Cya. Reviews would be very helpful to me.

The Teams:

Screaming Gophers: Alejandro, Amy, Brick, Cameron, Ella, Heather, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, Sammy, and Zee.

Killer Bass: Courtney, Dakota, Damien, Dawn, Duncan, Harold Lightning, Priya, Staci, Topher, and Tyler.