CH3

I'm currently in Bear Village. Tonight I will have a bit of fu- I mean business yep that's it. Anyway this village is home to Blackclaw the mighty lord of bears or so is said. Well we are about to see if it is true or not. Now Blackclaw is not a bad man as far as I can tell. He keeps this village safe from attacks and all that stuff. So he will hopefully live through my little game, oops I didn't say fun I meant test. Anyway rabbits are useful for many things like eating or looking cute or replacement jutsu, multiplication, carrying messages, spying and stuff like that. However no-one in their right mind would send them in to fight. Right? Well I'm not sure I am in my mind so let's see what happens when fluffy bunnies attack. I am sitting on top of the wall Blackclaw and his 3 bears are looking a bit confused. There is a ring of nice fluffy bunnies around them. The first goes into attack. WOW. Oh my, there's blood everywhere. I think I have a head of something in my lap and what looked like a spleen in my hair. Well it's a complete and utter slaughter. Maybe I underestimated them. Oops they found me. Time to run for my life.

Tobi and Itachi sat in a cave backs against the wall. Tobi was doing anything but sitting and Itachi sat looking at nothing. Master was late and master is never late. It's been an hour and Tobi was bored. And Itachi just sat and looked at nothing, or he was trying to at least but there was something red was now blocking his sight from the nothing he was looking at. The red thing was now saying stuff.

"Master got held up. He is currently hiding in a cave somewhere too scared to come out. So any news?"

"Tobi not happy. The Akatsuki's new base is now at the bottom of a lake."

"Where?"

"In the forest just past the border of the Land of Noodles."

"Master will be happy to hear that he has a thing for noodles" and with that, the red thing was gone and Itachi was left to continue his important job of watching nothing in case it tried something.

Great. I am being chased out of the village by 10 bunnies that are of my own creation. Blackclaw doesn't have to worry about the village any more since everyone that was in it is now dead, dying or like me. running for their lives. So here I am in a cave that's dark, damp and smelly as hell. But more importantly, I'm really fucking scared. God, who knew giving 10 rabbits some demonic chakra would kill anyone? I mean what could have possibly gone wrong? Shit, the fluffy bastards are here! HELP!

Kakashi sat in the small village as he just got rid of the emo, pinky and loud mouth and was happily reading his po… "exotic literature". When Gai had to ruin it. So now he sat by the remains of what he was told was a bear. It did not look like one to kakashi but then again he was finding it hard to believe that the damn thing was ever alive in the first place. The village was in no better condition. Blood covered everything and I mean everything. Well all but one spot which looked like it used to have someone sitting there, watching. And so Kakashi sat there thinking what kind of genius person sat there to watch the slaughter and not invite him. He continued to reading as the Anbu Black Ops looked for clues and stuff.

Naruto entered the flat as I sat on the sofa. I look up to see his shocked face.

"So, wanna tell me what you did this time?"

"Bunnies" I reply shakily as I sat there rocking back and forth in a pool of blood with my clothes in shreds. It took me 5 goddamn hours to get rid of those damn rabbits and there is still six out there somewhere. God help whoever bumps into them. Well, if you do happen to meet them, then you can complain to god once you get up there.

"...What?"

"Never mind, get me a clean set of clothes will you, while I have a shower to get all of this shit off."

Half an hour later I've finally got all the damn blood off and made it look like nothing happened. Although I'm not going back out anytime soon, they might be waiting for me.

"Sooo Naruto I have a gift it's really cool too!"

"What! Tell me! Tell me!"

"First is a chakra boost"

"Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!"

God, he is too damn loud.

"... and the second is a… well I guess you can call it a Kekkei Genkai."