Let's be honest, no matter how much everyone wants me to own Disney or Square Enix, it'll never happen, and believe it or not, it might be for the best that I don't own it. I would screw the company by investing everything we had into the Hot Pocket companies.

The Organization's Problems

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Chapter Eleven

Day Three

"Hey everyone," said a teenage perky girl, "lunch is ready!" Namine had been in the kitchen for almost three hours formulating, baking, and stewing the lunch for the Organization.

"Mmmmm. Whatever it is, it had better taste good. You've been in there forever." Said Xigbar, drooling at the mouth as he entered the room.

When everyone but the kitten stuck on the ceiling, Lexeaus, had entered, the meal was served by Namine, still in her apron. Once the meal was put on his plate, Xigbar immediately noticed something.

"What the hell? You've been in the Kitchen for three hours, and you made Hamburger Helper? I could've made this is twenty minutes!"

Her gentle smile became a steep sloped frown and her eyes started watering. "I'm trying my damn best and if you don't like it, well you can cook then!" She heaved the pot, full of the almost boiling Hamburger Helper onto Xigbars head and ran off.

"… OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO! HELL! CHRIST! DAMN! OUCH!" He started running around banging his head on the table as he went along, trying to get the stroganoff out of his hair. Meanwhile, the rest of the present Organization, Hershal, and Sora started talking about their day.

"SH*Huff*UT UP!" said Demyx. Xaldin was still passed out in the hall.

"Demyx" said a perfectly not hungover Larxene, "He's not even here. Now shut the hell up before I rip out your throat."

He may have had a mean head ache and had been angry, but he knew that Larxene would keep her threat. Especially on him.

"So… this is supposed to be a meal?" Sora had just been given his first, and possibly last, meal as a cat. It was… brown. "Is it supposed to hiss at me if I touch it?"

Yeah, but if you're lucky, it'll die by the time you crap it out.

"… I… you… them… how are you alive?"

As I always say, Gypsy Magic.

A figure, slightly larger than the cats, came up to them. "Hi kitties! Do you want some milk?" It was Xion.

"Shouldn't you be hung over?"

YES! We would LOVE some milk!

"Alright then." She set down to large saucers full of the warm liquid.

Sora eyed his milk with a suspicious look.

What's wrong with the milk?

"… I hate milk."

… You suck. You just suck. You and Lexeaus both suck.

Roxas walked over to Sora's milk and quickly lapped it up with his rough tongue. Sora, meanwhile, sat at the corner of the table, waiting for scraps.

Xion walked by a few minutes later carrying a large bottle of pills.

"Hey Xion, what's with those pills?"

Xion looked at Sora, then at the bottle in her hands. "Oh, yeah! The Pirate man needed these candies. Are you still hungry? 'Cause Pirate man said that they tasted like chocolate!"

Sora's eyes grew wide. "Yeah, I am still a bit hungry. Can I have a few?" Xion nodded at him happily and set about twenty pills on the ground. Sora quickly fed on them then thought of something.

"Hey Xion, these sure are good. What kind of candy is this?"

Xion looked at the bottle again with a deep focus. "Lax… Laxet…Laxatives! That's it, Laxatives!

A rumbling was heard from Sora's swelling stomach and he became worried.

"God dammit! I should have known! Only something that'll have you crap in ten seconds could taste that good! Xion, how many are in a serving?

Xion went back to the bottle. "It says that two should give you good relief within about a minute. Why?"

"…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sora's stomach started rumbling again, and he ran out of the room.

Xion walked up to Roxas. "Hey Mister Kitty, should I still give these to Pirate man like you asked?"

Roxas grinned gleefully. No, put them in his coffee later tonight, though.

Hey everybody, just thought I'd make a fun little chapter. Sorry for the horrible wait and all, but my internet's been down this week, and I've been going around town with my dad so I haven't had all that much time to write lately. Well, thanks for reading, make sure you get ready for the next chapter.

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