Hey guys, I just wanted to preface this chapter with a HUGE sorry to any of you who read the other version of this chapter. I got a little caught up in what was happening to me at the moment I was writing, and I forgot about making my stuff as funny as I could make it. So, I deleted all of the chapters and will be replacing them with instead of a mystery arc, another comedic one that I still intend to end the story.

By the way, I'm not sure why, but the way I've been writing lately isn't like I used to, so I'm sorry for that if you wanted it like back then.

BTW: Right now, this story has about 6,700 views! If we can take this thing to 7,000 I'll post my newest chapter as soon as I get it done!

Well, I think that'll be it. Please enjoy the NEW Chapter 15!

TIME 2:03 AM

Axel tip-toed into the Kitchen. He looked both left and right as he closed the door. He made his way to the far side of the room, checked once again for followers, and, not detecting any, opened the fridge. He quickly swiped a small container out and closed it back.

He slowly opened one of the drawers near the sink and pulled out a large butter knife.

No one must know. He thought to himself. No one.

He took the tab on the containers foil lid and slid it back, then tore it off. He gave it a lick then threw it in the garbage. He reached into one of the dozens of drawers in the kitchen and pulled out a butter knife. His hand gently closed the drawer back.

The knife was slowly dipped into the container and pulled out. It now was covered in a thick layer of whatever was in the container. Axel slowly slid his tongue over it, taking the substance with it.

There was a click, and the light of the kitchen was on. In the doorway, Saïx stood, wide eyed, mouth slightly open in surprise.

"A-Axel," she stuttered, seeing the container and its contents, "You're using a butter knife to eat chocolate pudding?!" She ran up to him and slapped the knife and pudding out of his hands. "What's wrong with you?!" She looked at the wall clock. "And it's 2 in the morning!"

"I swear," he replied, not daring to look away from her soul piercing eyes, "I wasn't doing anything like that!"

"Don't lie to me! Do you know the consequences of using the wrong utensil to eat pudding?! You WILL go to Hell! The Grim Reaper will personally come to you in the middle of the night, take your soul, and take a crap on it! And this won't just affect you! Every single of you friends will have to suffer along side you!"

Axel gave Saïx a stare of confusion.

"It will cause the appocolypse to begin! Aliens will sense the usage of the wrong utensil. Come to earth, and release a poisonous gas or a flesh eating virus! Then Kingdom Hearts will fall from the sky and crash into the earths crust, like in Majora's Mask!"

"Saïx…" Axel said, still locking eyes with the girl, "you're crazy. It's just a little weird is all."

"No, Axel! It is evil! It is the same as performing human transmutation!"

"You're just saying crap from animes now!"

"I'm saying stuff that came from the mouths of geniuses!"

"Edward Elric isn't a real person!"

"You will cause the end of the world! You are the Anti-Christ!"

The red haired boy sighed. He just couldn't get it into the girls head that she was wrong.

"Just try it again, Axel," she said, handing him the knife and pudding back. He scooped a bit more on the knife, but before it could make it to his mouth, the walls began shaking.

"What the hell was that, Saïx?"

"That was the Grim Reaper, about to steal our souls!"

"Well is it gone!?"

She looked around the room. "Yes, it appears so, Axel." She opened the fridge and pulled out another pudding cup. "Man, all that warning made me a bit peckish." She slid a drawer out and grabbed a utensil.

Axel eyes went wide as Saïx brought a fork with a layer pudding to her lips.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHH!"

Yeah, I realize it was a bit short, but I think it was pretty funny. Anyways, this is to just tide you over until June 17. Hopefully, and I'm not making any promises, I will be able to upload several chapters on the year anniversary of this story. Oh well.

So, I hope you enjoyed it, and until the next chapter, don't use the wrong utensil and just keep being radical.

RFPR