You know Your're Obsessed When

by Carma Bain Bentley

'Obsessor' is a term given to a being that has created a rather large, usually so huge that is completely annoys those they socialise or live with, fascination of something. I am Professor Obsessor, and I will show you many different ways that you can tell if you are obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant.

4. Chapter 4

The tradition of Halloween dates back many years, and this year will be like many others. Most of you will dress up in a costume and parade about in joyful happiness, pretending to be something imaginative, whether it be from a fairy tale, television show, myth or legend, and get free lollies and candy from neighbours along your street. Hopefully, to express your obsessiveness, some of you out there will endeavour to be one of your favourite characters from the amazing book series Skulduggery Pleasant. Whether you do or not depends on your level of creativity, awesomeness, and general obsessiveness. Today, as a Halloween gift to you, I Professor Obsessor, will provide you with an extra 10 Points that will enable you to judge your level of obsessiveness as an Obsessor in a two days in a row update. Happy Halloween.

You want one of those plastic hospital skeletons

You want to dress it in an epic suit

You think skulduggery would be an epic name for a kid

You want your parents to rename one of your siblings Alison

You don't mind it when they give you weird looks

You almost scream your little bros face off when he starts playing with YOUR mini Bentley

Your ego rises dramatically, and you act accordingly so

You went off you nut laughing when Darquess said that Skulduggery's soul thing sparkled and shimmered

Vampires have become cool again

You know exactly what to be for Halloween

Happy Halloween