If seen through the mind of a dedicated Obsessor, each and every character introduced through the thrilling pages of the series has a fantastic theme song that completely expresses all of that specific character's dreams, feelings and emotions. The extent of this 'song giving' can range from mild 'songing', to virtually unstoppable. Mild songing occurs when only the main characters of a text are given a particular song to describe them. Virtually unstoppable happens when a person has trawled through an entire book to give every single character their own song, rhyme or limerick. The latter version of songing rarely happens, though it is possible to have heard of such a person during the lifetime of one's Obsession.

You have a theme song for every character

You try to use Skulduggery or Pleasant in your English essay writing

You capitalise Skulduggery and Pleasant, even if the teachers mark you down, or gives you weird

looks

Sarcasm is good

You decide to develop your sarcasm skills

Your ego rises dramatically, and you act accordingly so

You find yourself liking windows more than doors

You went off you nut laughing when Darquess said that Skulduggery's soul thing sparkled and shimmered

You wish you had a rich uncle that writes

… if you do, you make it a habit to be at his place for most of your spare time

As your Professor, I am tasking you with an assignment. Your assignment, to be completed via PM or Review is to specify a new topic for me to cover during our next chapter. These topics can be things like "What I do now" "Stuff about Ireland" and "Professors Favourites" (the last one would just be a collectioin of my personal favourites, and of course these would have to be the best of the lot:)) The chosen topic will be posted 2 chapters from now, as soon as enough opinions have been sent in (be creative people, this is part of your Obsessor training; Reader Participation)

Be Happy, Review, Favourite, Follow and do your Homework :D