You know Your're Obsessed When

by Carma Bain Bentley

'Obsessor' is a term given to a being that has created a rather large, usually so huge that is completely annoys those they socialise or live with, fascination of something. I am Professor Obsessor, and I will show you many different ways that you can tell if you are obsessed with Skulduggery Pleasant.

10. Chapter 10

One of the topics chosen for a chapter happened to be 'pranks'. Now even though I am the all-knowing Professor Obsessor, I'm not sure exactly whether or not there have been pranks committed in the SkulPleas world. Then again, it doesn't matter, because as long as the pranks are still themed, it can be classified as being an Obsession Point. Another themed happened to be promises, which I joined together this chapter to make it a two-for-one deal of Obsession. Enjoy.

Your pranks are always themed as Skulduggery Pleasant

This is also your way of telling people who pranked them

Unfortunately they know you keep your window open at night so hmmm…

For one of your pranks, you pushed someone into a bath tub of mud claiming it would heal them of being an idiot

It didn't go as planned

You also gave them a pink nighty covered with elephants to wear once they were clean, seeing as their clothes were muddy

When you make a promise you always say "I cross the place where my heart used to be and hope to be even deader than I am now" (mentioned by SapphireShadowgirl)

And even if you promised to do it immediately, you still wait four days

You try to make all your pep talks like Skulduggery's

… Even if they don't work

Also, if you lovely people who viewed my profile after it was updated would tell me how it is, I will classify this as dedication to your Professor, and you will get brownie Obsessor Points.