Chapter 12, probably 13

The creatures in things that Obsessors fawn over are often very epic. Of course they are, they are in the Obsessor's object of obsession. But of course there are always symptoms of Obsessing over a creature or animal in the object of obsession, such as seeing said creature in place that the creature should not actually be. Bathrooms are unusually spooky place for this to happen (mainly because it holds the highest rate of person fatality caused by household accidents, and honestly who actually knows how many of those accidents weren't covered up due to spooky circumstances). So onward and outward to the land of creepy creatures.

You find yourself fearing or loving spiders even more

You see creatures in places creatures should not be seen

You are carful around the edges of lakes, in case there happens to be a trapped water-hag in there

You look for tiny bells when near said lakes

You find yourself categorising doctors as either a 'Kenspeckle' or a 'Nye'

Bandages remind you of the grotesquery

You call guys that care for their hair 'Fletcher' automatically

You are suspicious of guys called Kenny

When you wake up without know where you've been, you automatically worry you've been possessed

You have posters stuck up around you room

You fear going near jetties, in case a Vampire comes up behind you

You want to get a real skull, just in case it's another one of Skulduggery's

Irish and English accents are awesome now

You wish that the substitute teacher would be someone from Skulduggery Pleasant

You can so see the school being run by the characters (Tanith's would be gym teacher… and Ghastly would be the home ec one)

The fact that you know this would never happen makes you sad ('cause honestly it sounds like a bad fanfiction)

Your teacher stood over your work for ages because they noticed all the skulls you have doodled there

You flipped out when your computer just put a red squiggly line under Tanith… grr

Your skinny friend with straight black hair is now renamed as Val… even if she doesn't understand

Your skinny friend with straight black hair now knows why she is named Val since you forced her into reading Skulduggery Pleasant

You find yourself rating people on whether or not they have read Skulduggery Pleasant

You flip out when you find out that SkulPleas isn't on the curriculum for English

You've all heard the story about how exams and school and stuff always puts people off updating for ages. Guess what? It's true... True Story. Oh and by the way, I've updated my bio to make it mor, well, updated I guess. And to tell you a little that's not exactly on there, we have 15 new baby chickens.. really unexpected, mummy chook wanders home one day with 11 babies following her. geez alittle warning would be lovely. After that we found the nest and helped the other one to hatch, and then we find another nest (inside the chook pen this time) under a duck with 3 other baby chooks. Fun times. But don't worry about the story 'cause the Obsession tidbits are written, I just have to do the introduction thingy. Thank you to the people who reviewed last time, I won't ever foget it, and I hope to see way more reviews this time around. (Did everyone enjoy the new book?)

Thank you to Torquile (Why would he do something so stupid? Honestly if they sold dads I bet you'd buy a Skulduggery version for sure!) & Annebel (Congrats Chika, I bet it describes you great) & Ali (No Probs Bob)

Carma is Out! PEACE! R&R is the best kind of medicine. Did I mention I have Tumblr now?