Hello my readers! You guys are the best! To all of you that have alerted or reviewed THANK YOU SO MUCH! This chapter has a little bit of everything and here I go again…..THIS CHAPTER CONTAINS BOY/BOY SMUT. SMUTTY SMUT SMUT! And ladies and gentlemen….Lord Tubbington plays a pivotal role in this chapter. So without further ado, and remember SMUT, here is the next chapter. Love to all Hemmy
Chapter 11
Revenge A La Tom Cat
The last few days Santana had been a busy trouble maker. She hired one of the computer nerds to find Blaine's email address and to hack into Kurt's personal Gmail and FaceBook accounts. The devil incarnate even created a fake email account for Noah and had Kurt sending letters of apology, and notes begging him to take the pale soprano back. Some of the emails were also sent to Blaine's email account with a note, 'just thought you might want to know what your boy is up to'.
The dark Latina spent one whole night downloading pictures to a fake FB account, set up under the name of Kurt Hummel, that was dedicated to the Kurt and Noah love story. It included pictures of the boys at Breadstiks, at home on the couch together, and some of them where they were sitting/laying on Kurt's bed. The captions under the each of the pictures were sappy, romantic shit that could only have been Kurt's thoughts. Santana made sure that Blaine was sent a friend request from the page.
The she devil had also been in touch with several cat breeders. She had been asking questions about how to get an overweight tom cat to perform if he was being stubborn about it. Many of the breeders recommended their products. The products contained hormones and actual cat urine that gave off a scent that even the most finicky cats couldn't ignore. There was side effects but the breeders all told her they were worth it in the long run. The evil teenager was only really interested in the side effects. So she had two bottles of the stuff ship over night to her address using her father's credit card. It was going to be so worth the two hundred dollars.
Santana had also been watching the budding romance between Finn and Mercedes, and she planned on using it to her full advantage. She had overheard Finn telling Mercedes that Burt and Carole were doing their date night thing Thursday instead of Friday so Finn was going to have the house all to himself.
Santana smiled when she heard this bit of information. 'Now time for plan B' She managed to get her and Brittany invited over Thursday night along with Mercedes to help Brittany with her homework. Plus Brittany could help Finn practice the new choreography for Glee. The boy needed all the help he could get and Santana needed an opportunity to be in the Hudmel house.
So when Thursday morning rolls around Santana cannot contain her excitement as she picks Brittany up on her way to school. She has everything planned out until they arrive at the school parking lot. Dave and Noah are talking with Finn.
"Hey guys! What's up?" Santana asks after parking her car. She looks at Dave with her eyebrows raised up as she steps out of the car.
"Uh hey Santana, I just invited Dave and Puck to come over and rehearse with us. I figured Dave needed the extra practice as much as me." Finn smiles at this because he isn't the only one for once that needs the extra help at dancing.
"I thought you two had something planned tonight?" She looks at Dave like agree with me dammit.
"No, not really. I think it would be great to have some help learning the dance steps. I don't want to get up there on stage and mess up during a competition." Dave looks at Satan with a smile that says, don't know what you are up to but…
"Yeah and I could totally dance with Puck! We haven't done that yet!" Brittany is nuzzling Puck's ear and neck causing the dark skinned Jew to fidget.
Santana watched what Britt was doing and she knew why she was doing it. Since working on the Plan A part the Latina had been slacking on giving Britt any sweet lady kisses or any other sweet attention. In retaliation to Britt's open display of affection towards Puck, Santana grabs Dave and kisses him with all the passion in her body.
Noah watches as his boyfriend is being molested by the sexy Cheerio and that irks him. Looking at Santana he grabs Brittany and gives her a special Puckerone kiss that would make any girl cream their panties. And from the look on Britt's face the kiss still worked on girls.
Dave is finally out of the daze/spell that Satan had him under and reaches out to slap Noah on the back of the head. Satan is glaring at Brittany with an evil look in her eyes. Noah and Brittany are both pouting by now, knowing that they will get it later. Both of them hide the smiles tugging at their lips.
Mercedes walks up at this point and asks what is going on. Finn tells her he isn't sure but that they needed to leave before the four started kissing them. Mercedes does the only thing she can think of and that is kiss Finn as sexy as possible. Finn starts chanting mailman with his eyes tightly closed. Mercedes wonders if she did something wrong until she remembers that day in the choir room when Coach Beiste almost quit over being the mailman. She smiles proudly at the foursome who are looking at Finn with mixed expressions.
They all head into school as the warning bell rings loudly across campus. Dave texts Santana after walking her to class wanting to know why she didn't want them at Finn's tonight and her response was 'stay out of it and you won't know anything'. That frightened Dave somewhat but he text her back, 'you are on your own Satan'.
The day progressed quickly for the foursome. Brittany and Puck were filmed going into the janitor's closet after third period and not coming out until fourth was almost over. Santana and Dave had been caught in an empty classroom. Even though each real couple knew nothing was going on, it made for good gossip for the rest of the school.
The day finally ended with the boys heading to Dave's to pick up some snacks for Finn's and the girls went to Brittany's to pick up the fat old tom cat. Everyone was suppose to meet at Finn's around seven o'clock for practice.
Noah reached for Dave's hand the minute they left the school parking lot. He needed to feel his boyfriend's touch. He had talked to Brittany about trying different things with Dave and asked her advice on how to start since Dave was the one usually in charge. Noah listened to her advice and he wanted to try something she had suggested to him.
"Uh do you think we could go by the quarry before we go to Finn's house?" The smaller jock glanced over at his Bear.
"I guess so. What's up babe? Are you upset about something?" Dave looks at the suddenly shy Jewish teen out of the corner of his eye.
"No. Nothing is wrong. I just want to spend some time with you, without everyone else being around. Is that okay?" Noah looks out the window at the buildings passing by.
"Sure. I would love just to hold you for a while before going to Finn's. Maybe sit on the sand again." Dave squeezes the smaller hand. He makes the turn that takes them out of sight. No one can see them now and he watches Noah slide across the seat to sit against him. He slows down and pulls his hand free from Noah to gently lay it around the dark jock's shoulders.
Noah smiles at the gesture and lets his hand rest on Dave's strong thigh. His dark fingers play musical guitar notes on the inside of the well muscled leg. He can feel the muscles dance under his long fingers. Noah snuggles under Dave's shoulder enjoying the rest of the ride.
They arrive at the rock quarry and smile when they find themselves completely alone. Noah reaches into the back of Dave's truck finding an old blanket. They walk over to the white sandy spot in front of the water. The sun creates many beautiful colors on the water from the reflections off the rocks. Noah sits in between Dave's legs in his spot for a while enjoying the feel of Dave's big strong arms holding him.
Noah can feel Dave's lips in the crook of his neck moving up to his pulse point making him moan out loud at the sensations caused by the strong tongue that is flicking across it before feeling Dave's lips and teeth latch on to his skin. He turns around to face Dave the moment his lips leave his dark skin.
Noah captures Dave's lips in a demanding kiss. He takes charge of the kiss, demanding entrance into his lovers mouth with his tongue, pushing against the slightly chapped lips. He pulls Dave's bottom lip, nipping it with his teeth. The hard long bulge in the front of Dave's jeans letting him know that he wants this.
Dave is so lost in the sensations that Noah is creating on his lips that he let's go for a moment not worrying about being in charge. He can feel Noah's hands on his body, in his hair, playing with the buttons on his shirt, undoing the buttons of his shirt..
"Baby I just want you to lay back and enjoy what I am doing. You always make me feel so fucking sexy, so satisfied. I want to do the same thing for you." Noah is taking off the tee shirt he wore to school speaking softly to Dave, his eyes never leaving Dave's.
"I'm yours babe. I just…No one has ever wanted to touch me before you. I don't know what I am suppose to do like this." Dave lets the fear and insecurity show in his voice. Dave lets his hands feel the muscles across the tanned soft skin of his boyfriend. Holding on to him. Just touching him, feeling his body.
"Just lay back and let me please you Bear. I want to do this, I want to make you feel the way you make me feel." Noah pushes open Dave's shirt dropping kisses over the broad chest. He feels Dave's body arch up when his lips brush over a hard tight bud. He can feel Dave's blunt nails digging into his shoulders.
Noah begins to suckle the small bud into his mouth while his fingers lavish attention to the other, rolling it, pinching, pulling it. He flicks his tongue across the bud in his mouth, circling it, teasing it. His teeth nip at it, scraping it lightly. He leaves a dark bruising hickey underneath the sensitive peak before moving to the other one showering the same attention to it.
Dave can't think straight. Every lick, pinch, suckle sends heated desire to his already throbbing hard dick. The moans and whimpers escaping his lips sound so far away. He starts thrusting up against Noah's body trying to create friction between their bodies. He has never felt so needed, so desired, so wanted….Oh God! He is undoing my pants! I can feel the soft stubble from his cheek on my stomach! I'm going to cum!
Noah lets his fingers nimbly undo the button of Dave's jeans, slipping the zipper down. His hand slips in between the denim fabric and the soft cotton of his boxers searching for that beautifully hard shaft. Finding it he begins to stroke it slowly from the base to the tip, letting his thumb spread the precum that is oozing out the slit.
"Nooooah! Oh damn! Please! I just…DON'T STOP!" Dave pants out gasping for much needed breath in his tight lungs.
Fuck! His hand feels so good! No one has ever touched me like this! Not even a girl! I could just cum from what he is doing now!
Noah licks his way down Dave's goody trail to the top of his boxers leaving another bruising hickey. He feels Dave's hips buck and the deep groan that rumbles from Dave's powerful chest. He smiles against soft skin before sitting up.
"Raise your hips up for me." Noah tells Dave as he slips his hands under the offending garments. Noah looks at the man that holds his life, his future in his heart. "I haven't done this before either Bear, but I want to do this for you."
Dave raises his hips and allows Noah to push his pants and boxer down to his thighs. His hands move to cover up his throbbing cock as he blushes from the exposure. He watches as Noah pushes his hands away, telling him how sexy he looks. He groans as Noah begins to lean his head towards his hard cock.
Noah smiles up at Dave as his tongue flicks out over the head of the hard shaft. He tastes the precum, salty but not too bitter. He lets his tongue swirl around the head, licking down to the full sac that is tight against Dave's body. He remembers what Brittany told him about being gentle when sucking on the sensitive sac.
Dave shouts Noah's name when he feels the slick tongue licking his balls. The heat of Noah's breath against his sensitive skin is almost too much for him. He can feel Noah squeeze the bottom of his shaft stopping his orgasm. Warm dark lips close around one of his heavy balls carefully sucking it into his mouth and then doing the same to the other before moving to lick his shaft from the bottom to the leaking tip. The garbled sounds leaving Dave's mouth are unintelligible words/noises.
Noah watches Dave through smoky lashes as the large teen comes undone. Keeping his eyes on Dave's he slips his full lips over the slick head while his tongue bathes in the cum leaking out. He can feel Dave's hands in the short hair of his Mohawk, his blunt nails scraping across his scalp. The sensation causes Noah to moan as his lips begin to slowly slide down the hard length of lover's cock.
Dave's whole body shakes from the vibrations Noah causes when his moan vibrates around the hard flesh. The feel of Noah's wet warm mouth encasing his length; that wonderful tongue moving along the dark throbbing vein, massaging it. His body arches up off the blanket, a loud 'FUCK!' is heard almost echoing against the rocks as he feels his head hit the back of Noah's throat.
Noah hollows out both of his cheeks as he sucks hard while moving up and down the now slick shaft. He relaxes his throat as much as possible in an attempt to slide Dave's cock all the way down. He swallows around the head as it slips past his gag reflex trying to push more down his throat when he feels Dave's large hands hold his head in place and thrusts against Noah's throat before feeling the hot spurts of cum going down his open throat.
The sheer brutality of being held in place causes Noah to cum in his pants. Groaning against the cock filling his mouth as his body shakes from the hard orgasm. He can feel Dave pull at him as the softening cock slips from his mouth.
"Oh Fuck! Baby are you alright?" Dave pants pulling Noah up beside him. He is scared he hurt the smaller boy's throat or scared him.
"S'fine. Just I came in my pants." Noah looks at Dave embarrassed that he could not hold himself back. "You didn't even have to touch me Bear and you made me cum. Fuck!"
Dave lifts Noah's chin up and kisses him deep and brutally, making the embarrassed teen moan into his mouth. Dave tastes himself on Noah's tongue and it isn't repulsive like he thought it would be.
"I don't know where you learned all that from, but damn baby that was so fucking good. I was scared to let you touch me like that. I didn't know it would feel…Oh shit I don't know how to describe it." Dave nuzzles the stripe of dark hair wrapping his arms around his love.
"I kinda talked to Britt about how to give a blow job. She told me just to do what I felt comfortable with and never ever to use teeth. I told her I knew that part. She said to just do what I like done to me. I'm glad you liked it." Noah is blushing all the way to his ears.
"Well I kinda talked to Satan about stuff too. She said that you must really trust me since you let me have control most of the time. Well all of the time until today." Dave kisses Noah's forehead.
"You had control at the end babe. I still can't believe I did that. But it was so fucking hot when you held my head like that, not letting me go." Noah nuzzles the soft hair on Dave's chest laying his head down for a minute.
"I like that we are learning together Noah. It makes it more special. I love you babe." Dave knows he sounds like a girl but he spoke the truth. He believes the reason their love play is so hot is because they are discovering first times with each other.
"I think so too Bear. I love my big ole teddy bear." Noah smiles at Dave's face. He knew that it would get a reaction from the large jock.
"I am not fat! I am just fluffy!" Dave glares indignantly at a giggling Noah.
"Soft and fluffy like a teddy bear!" Noah is full out laughing now as Dave begins to wrestle him on the blanket.
The boys enjoy each other for a little while longer before heading back to Noah's so he could change his pants and boxers. They grab some more snacks to take with them to Finn's.
Everyone arrives at the Hudmel house almost at the same time. Dave and Noah first, then Mercedes, and finally Britt, Santana plus Lord Tubbington. The fat horny old tom cat wanted to visit with Finn. Or at least that is what Brittany said he told her.
Finn eyes the cat from hell suspiciously as it snarls and hisses at him. Brittany just smiles and says that is his way of saying hello. Finn tells the special blonde that it should be okay as long as he stays in his pet carrier since they don't have a litter box. Dave watches as Satan carries the lardass cat in the house. He knows something is not quite right but he remembers the text, if he doesn't know then he can't be blamed in this debacle.
Mercedes watches as the blind leads the blonde when it comes to Finn helping Brittany with her homework. Puck has the same opinion more or less, to him it is like watching a baby try to teach a five year old how to tie their shoes. Dave and Santana practice the dance steps trying to stay out of the argument they know is coming when Finn get frustrated with not understanding simple quadratic equations.
After an hour of listening to what equals what, Finn finally blows his top. He starts yelling how he was never going to use the stupid stuff anyways so why did he have to know how to do it. Brittany just sat there and looked at Puck like she was totally lost on even where she was at. Mercedes began to try to calm Finn down by telling him he only had to pass this one class and then he would never have to worry about the mean old numbers again. Puck was listening to Brittany talk about the PS3 that just mysteriously showed up in her room this morning.
Santana took the melee as an opportunity to go ahead with Plan B. She took Lord FatAss with her when she excused herself to the restroom. Sneaking into Kurt's bedroom she opened the closet door. The spray bottle that she had tucked in her purse before she left the house was in her hand now as she looked at all the expensive designer clothes that Kurt was soooo proud of.
An evil smile swept across her face as she began to spray the garments and shoes in the closet. After coating every piece of clothing and shoe, she turned to Lord Tubbs with a smirk, "time for you to do what you do best and make mama proud" she tells the hissing cat as she sprays him with the pheromone. She opens his cage and watches as the fat cat moves faster than she has ever seen before heading for the open closet. Once he is inside Satan closes the door and heads back downstairs to wait. Walking by the stereo she turns the volume up just enough to cover the howling of the cat in the closet.
An hour later, after another Finn tantrum because he has two left feet, Santana sneaks back upstairs. She opens the closet door and is greeted with the unmistakable smell of cat spray, jizz, and urine. The stench is overwhelming so she grabs the passed out cat putting him back in the pet carrier. She then opens a window so that it looks like a wild animal came in and did the damage to the closet.
She sneaks fat ass out the back door to her car. Santana is grinning from ear to ear remembering what the contents of the closet looked like as well as what it smelled like. All those fancy designer items were now history. There was no way the smell would come out and Tubbs had shredded several of the items with his claws. Plan B was a success!
Santana calmly walks back in and walks into the bonus room looking sick. She tells Finn that there is a strange smell coming from inside of Kurt's room and that it made her nauseous. Finn runs up the stairs and throws open the bedroom door only to slam it shut in the next motion. His eyes are watering from the smell. Mercedes yells 'HELL NO!' when Finn suggests she go into the room and find out what is causing that smell. Dave tells Finn he is on his own, 'that shit is rank'. Puck just looks at Satan and tells Finn, 'Dude something died in there'.
So Finn does the only thing he can think of, he pushes dirty towels against the bottom of the door and then runs around to their shared bathroom pushing more dirty towels against that door. "Mom and Burt are never going to let me stay by myself again." Finn moans as the others head back downstairs.
Everyone wishes Finn luck with Carole and Burt. Mercedes and Finn kiss for a few minutes after the others leave to go home.
"Boo text me or call me when your folks get home. I want to make sure they don't kill you. This wasn't your fault." Mercedes kisses Finn before opening her car door.
"I will if they don't take my phone away. A window must have been open or something. Burt's going to freak cause that smelled like something dead or dying up there. Oh well. Night Mercy. See ya in the morning." Finn steals one more kiss before closing her car door. Finn walks back into the house hoping the smell stays in Kurt's room and doesn't get into his.
At three thirty in the morning the name Finnegan Hudson Hummel can be heard all over the neighborhood as Carole picks up one of the dirty towels that was stuffed under the bedroom door and the smell hits her square in the face.