chapter two already because i'm in the mood to update this fic XD don't judge me! oh and i never got to explaining how Yei and Coulomb met so that'll be in the next chapter hopefully O_O

Disclaimer: this again? XD i only own Yei and her rather bizarre personality O_O everyone else belongs to Hiromu Arakawa


Yei could only stand there with a pouting expression as the teen and the two masked figures talked. But out of nowhere a boot was thrown at her and she didn't have a chance to dodge so it hit her square in the face. "OW! What the hell?!" she shouted as she threw the boot back at the blonde who caught it then threw it at her once again.

This time Yei ducked and hid behind the teen from the roof. "Brother stop!" a voice shouted and she yelped as the blonde tackled her, "Ed!" the teen nearly shouted as the blonde and Yei fell onto the tracks.

Furiously she kicked the blonde in the stomach before scrambling to her feet to climb back up onto the platform. The teen helped her up before grabbing the blonde's arm and pulling him up with ease.

"What the hell's your problem," Yei hissed. "Pipsqueak?"

The blonde yelled furiously at that and moved to attack her but with long practiced skill she dodged his fists. But eventually she backed into someone and the teen sighed, raising one hand to block the blonde's punch. "I take it you have a very limited fuse when it comes to your height being mentioned." He sighed and the blonde growled and ripped his hand free.

Yei pouted and quickly ducked around the teen before beginning to walk away. "You have to pay for my new train ticket." She stated glaring at the teen and blonde over her shoulder before sitting down on a bench. "Young lord you shouldn't let her speak to you in such a disrespectful manner!" the one with the mask that had the white ying-yang symbol nearly shouted and the teen sighed.

"Fu," the teen looked at the man. "It was our fault that she missed her train you realize."

Fu stiffened in obvious surprise and Yei decided to finally actually take in each of their appearances. The blonde was short, his hair was braided, he had a mechanic arm and he was wearing black clothes and shoes. In her opinion that should overheat any person too quickly.

The teen had long black hair styled in a ponytail with his bangs hanging over one eye, he had a golden jacket with white trimming, he had no shirt, he was muscular, he had white baggy pants and white gauze around his wrists and waist. But one thing that had her stumped was his closed eyes, how on earth could he walk around without running into things? Plus where was his sword that he had when he dropped in front of her?

"Hey," she said. "What are your guys' names?"

The teen looked over before pointing at the masked figures, "They are Lan Fan and Fu. The blonde is Edward, the one in armor behind Edward is Alphonse and I'm Ling Yao."

Yei put her hands together and bowed, "Yei Zen." She replied before studying Ling slightly, "You're from Xing, obviously, but you said your last name was Yao, do you have a brother?" she asked and Ling blinked, "I have many brothers."

She shook her head at that, waving her hand slightly, "No, I mean a brother that shares your name Yao." She explained and Ling nodded slowly, "I do but no one knows where he is." He stated and Yei propped her head up on her hand with a smirk. "I did. And if I'm right I still do."

Ling seemed to freeze in shock, "You know where Prince Coulomb is?" Fu demanded and Yei giggled as she shrugged, "Maybe, maybe not. It all depends on if he jumped off the train to come back but probably not knowing him. He's probably still on his way to our next rendezvous point."

Ling rushed over and grabbed her shoulders frantically, "You have to tell us where that rendezvous point it! I must speak with him!"

"I can't," Yei said. "If I'm not there five minutes after he gets there then he'll just continue on without me and if I do not know where the rendezvous point after the next one is then the chances of finding him are slim to none."

Ling turned to Edward quickly, "Buy us tickets for the next train and I will repay you later." He said and Edward turned around and began walking away, Alphonse looked at them before following. "Edward! I'll even repay you for the meal and whatever damage Lan Fan caused your automail!"

Edward turned around at that, "I'm not buying some spoiled brats tickets for the damn train!" he shouted and Lan Fan ran at him with a kunai out, "Lan Fan stop!" Ling ordered and the masked form stopped.

"Please Edward," Yei pleaded. "I must meet up with Coulomb, if I do not and he gets stopped by a military patrol he'll be put in jail because I have our passports!"

Edward growled at that and glared at Yei with blazing eyes, "Why should I?" he asked and Yei took a deep breath, "Because if you don't I will start shouting what your brother is at the top of my lungs." She threatened and the blonde's eyes went large with anger.

"You wouldn't dare."

She lifted her chin as she stood, her deep blackish purple eyes glittering confidently. "Try me."

The two stared each other down for a while before Edward growled and began walking towards her. "It's not like the tickets to Central are all that expensive." She pointed out and the blonde suddenly turned around on his heel. "If you're going to Central then you can wait for Al and I." He stated and Yei began storming after him, "I cannot do that I simply do not have the time!"

"Suck it up and wait!"

"I told you I couldn't! Get back here and buy us tickets!"


XD what am i even doing with this? i have no idea! i've decided to post new chapters for this whenever i can XD so yeah with this fic you'll just have to be patient