Chapter 2: Birthdays
"Yuna! Wake up Yuna!" yelled Stitch early in the morning trying to wake up his friend.
"Stitch, I'm trying to get some rest," replied Yuna. She lifted her head to see the alarm clock. "Stitch it isn't a good deed when you wake someone up them up at 4:30 in the morning." Trying to convince him to go back to sleep.
"But meega wanted to be the first one to wish you a Happy 18 Birthday," said Stitch, "Lilo told meega that people's 16 and 18 birthdays are the most special ones to them."
"Well, that is true and you did the same thing on my sweet 16, in which you destroy most of the decorations along with it," said Yuna, "but not when I have to go to school."
"Meega sorry Yuna, but Jumba and Pleakley are making you a special birthday breakfast and meega wanted to be the one to give it to you," said Stitch as he left Yuna's room.
"Stitch I been there in a few minutes," said Yuna as she felled back to sleep.
16 years ago
"Stitch!" yelled Lilo as her 16 birthday party was being ruined by him and a few of his cousins.
"Yes!" stitch yelled back at her.
"What the hell is your problem! You and your cousins ruined my 16 birthday party!" replied Lilo.
"Meega mad that you spend more time with your two bit friends than with me!" Stitch said as he went to his room.
"You know that I am getting older and that means I will have more responsibility in my life. In two years I been in college and that means I won't be able to bring you with me," said Lilo as she went to his room. "What I don't understand is why you hang out with those ten experiments. They are just bad influences; you should be hanging out with experiments like Dream."
"Yeah, but meega those cousins make meega feel like I have a place that I belong," said Stitch.
"But you should hang out with experiments like Sparky, Felix, Sample, or Angel," said Lilo.
"You are just like everyone else. Everyone thinks they know what is best for Stitch, but only Stitch knows what is best for him," said Stitch and started to cry.
"Stitch, I just want you to behave when I'm away. Nina will take care of you, and her husband David will too. But as I age, you won't which means I will die and you won't be able to see me anymore, or your friends. Me, Nina, David, Keoni, Victoria, Jake, Kim, Ron, Jumba and Pleakley will die while you live forever. That doesn't me with won't stop loving you, but you will always be part of my ohana."
Back to present day
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to Yuna, happy birthday to you," Stitch, Jumba, Pleakley, and Zuruko singing to Yuna.
"Thank you," said Yuna as she started to eat her birthday breakfast. "There are only a few days of the year I love. Christmas, Easter, Halloween, and August 13. Mostly because it is my birthday, but I can have Pleakley's alien made pancakes."
"Or those things, I would make more, but just trying to get the right ingredients are hard enough," said Pleakley.
"And the heat to make them would destroy a good portion of this island," said Jumba and started to laugh.
"That would be really bad Jumba. You would die too," said Yuna.
"Your right little girl," said Jumba and started to rub his head," Little girl, when Lilo became your age I stopped calling her little girl."
"You did, and why are you telling me this," said Yuna.
"Because it is time for me to starting calling you Yuna," said Jumba.
"Wow," said Pleakley, "Of all the time we lived on earth, not once have you said that you will start calling people by their real names."
"I just think its time fore me to start," said Jumba.
"Jumba is that still you?" asked Stitch.
"Of course it's me, my little abomination," said Jumba.
"Yuna, its time to give you my present," said Zuruko and give her cousin an enveloped, "Next summer we are going to take a vocation to celebrate you finishing high school."
"I wonder where we are going?" said Yuna and open up her card. As she pulled out the paper and started to read, she had a huge smile on her face.
"So where are we going?" asked Jumba. "Paris, London, some place where I can cause evil."
"Paris would be fun. I been reading that Paris is a wonderful place to go," said Pleakley.
"Stitch, we are going to visit someone special to you," said Yuna. "We are going to visit Hawaii."
"Meega gonna see Lilo," said Stitch. He started to dance around the room and to destroy some vases.
"This birthday is a dream come true," said Yuna.
"380," whispered Stitch.
24 years ago
"Line up," said 381 as the other six experiments line up in a straight line. "Je vais d'abord. Je suis experiment 381, but you may call me Nightmare. My primarily fonction is to cause people nightmares. Not in dreams, but when they are awake. They can only see and hear the worst things imaginable to them. 380 is the one next to you."
"The name I would like to be called is Dream," she said, "As you could already guess is that my experiment number is 380. My primarily function is the same as Nightmare but people only see and hear things they could only dream of."
"Experiment 009 is next," said Nightmare. Experiment 009 was a long red snake with yellow flames down his eleven foot body."
"I am 009, but sometimesss called Cracker," said 009.
"Cracker, most stupidest name ever," said Stitch and started to laugh.
"Hey, I am not like the food, I am more like a fire cracker. My function was a tesss trail of fire and I explode when I feel like it. And right now feelsss like an appropriate time," said Cracker and caught on fire.
"Experiment 097," said a small brownish weasel like experiment. "My name is Flash, and blinding fools is what I like to do. But my function was a tests trail of light; and do not try to scare me, I will blind you for a few minutes."
"Yet, I do it all the time," said a very feminine like kola bear experiment. She was a dark lavender color and navy blue x shape like scar on her right eye. "I'm experiment 213 and don't you dare to even thinking about forgetting it blue fur ball."
"Yes, ma'am," said Stitch, "Who are you again?"
"Why you," said 213 and was about to hit him.
"Karma, not now. Please," said Dream.
"Only because you're my best friend," said Karma and threw Stitch a few feet behind her. "My function is what humans call gremlins. All technology will fail when I am in the same room."
The next experiment was an aqua blue panda bear like experiment. "Why is he facing the other way?" asked Stitch.
"Because Jumba forget to add intelligence to 430," said Nightmare.
"How come everybody leaves Caboose when we are making a new friend? We must be playing hide and go seek," said 430.
"No, you dumbass," said Karma and hit him across his head. "You're just facing the wrong way."
"I found everybody, I win," said Caboose and started to jump up and own in the air. "Let's play again, but it will be my turn to hide."
"This dumbass is Caboose," said Karma, seeming annoyed, "his function was to make the best plans for any situation. But when he was being made, there was a problem with the electricity and he didn't get any brains."
"Karma likes Caboose," said a little yellow star.
"Experiment 333, you little bitch!" yelled Karma and attack him.
"Karma's droite," said Nightmare, "333 is a bitch, and extremely lucky." as 333 got away from Karma.
"That's my name too," said 333, "but my name is Lucky. I am made to bring the side I am on nothing but luck. Hinting why we aren't in jail."
"So that's everybody," said Stitch. "You guys are my ohana."
"Yeah sure, ohana," said Nightmare. "But we are missing duex, and you haven't met une yet. 547!"
"Who's that" asked Stitch.
"547 is the first of the dragon's series," said Dream.
"He mocks me about anything," said Cracker.
"His fonction is controlling wind. But there is more than just that," said Nightmare.
"His looks causes cities go into panics," said Flash.
"And that's how we came up with his name," said Dream, "His name is Havoc."
Stitch! Stitch!
"Stitch!" yelled Yuna.
"Yes," replied Stitch.
"I'm going off to school," said Yuna. "You should stop day dreaming."
"Ok," said Stitch, "I should get read for you party. Who is coming anyways?"
"Grandma, Sae, Takumi, Kijimunaa, some other yokais, and some of your cousins are coming to my party," said Yuna.
"Which ones?" asked Stitch.
"Sparky, Felix, Ace, Angel and a few others," said Yuna as she ran off to catch the bus.
"Angel," said Stitch as he felled into another day dream.
