Chapter 4: The Crew
"Good?" asked Stitch. Most of the time Stitch causes trouble than help fixes it. "You could start by letting the lady go."
"Uh, tres bein," said 380, "mais ne pas en faire une habitude de me le faire tout le temps."
"But boss, the lady owns us money," said a star shape experiment.
"Don't you think I know that 333," said 380, "There is a reason why I'm the patron, and not you. Lady you are free to go, atleast for now."
"Thank you blue dog looking thing," said the lady as she ran off to the parking lot, "I will never forget you."
"Your welcome!" yelled Stitch.
"381, we need to give Stitch our names," said 380.
"I thaught I told you we will never go by our names."
"Please 381; can you at least do it for me."
"This is my crew and we are still busy trying to get two members back."
"It will make me happy. And if Stitch is trying to make us good, shouldn't we give him our names."
"Fine, I'm just doing this for you because I am your protecteur, but turning me good will be harder to do."
"Thank you 381. I hope you know that this will lead you to becoming good."
"Line up," said 380 and his crew all got in a straight line and called out their names and experiment number. Stitch was introduced to 009, 097, 213, 333, and 430 (Cracker, Flash, Karma, Lucky, and Caboose). They were talking about their last member, experiment 547 (Havoc) and the last two crew members who were missing.
"Meega is wondering when Havoc is coming?" asked Stitch as they all made him sound like the worst experiment Jumba could have created, well besides himself. "Meega went against strong experiments but none were stronger than meega."
"Trust me Stitch," said Karma, "even though Hamster-wheel created Leroy to be stronger than you, he couldn't last a round with Havoc with as many clones he choose to use. Lucky is the most afraid of the motherfucker Havoc, that wussy bitch."
"Then how come he got you first? He was about half way through when I was caught,"
said Lucky.
"Because I actually tried to help out our crew; unlike you who wanted to protect his own skin!"
"333! 213! Knock it out!" yelled Nightmare, "Literally it's like I am running a preschool with you two. I know you guys have differences, but have your rivalry when I am not around."
"Yes boss," they both said in unison.
"When he is not around, you are gonna get your ass whopped in so many ways," whispered Karma.
"If you get lucky enough to catch me," he whispered back to her. "The only thing is that you will never be that lucky."
"Why you!" yelled Karma as she was about to attack Lucky.
"Why are we all yelling!" yelled Caboose, to stupid to know what is going on around him. "By the way, where are Bonnie and Clyde?"
"Bonnie and Clyde?" asked Stitch, "Those two are some serious trouble makers. Meega and Lilo once got trick into helping them steal."
"And that why they are in my crew," said Nightmare.
"We all here becaussss we can play a different part in bank robberiesss, and other sourcesss of crime." said Cracker as he slither throws the group. "Except for Dream, she doesn't like committing crimesss."
"We don't usually accept new crew members, and you haven't proved your worth," said Nightmare as he started to walk away. "333 I need to talk to you, alone."
"But Karma was the one who started," he said before getting interrupted.
"I'm not talking to you about your and Karma's rivalite. I support that we need rivalites in the crew."
"I wonder what those two are going to talk about," said Flash.
"Nightmare has been through a lot," said Dream, "It is better not to ask."
"Tell meega more about your roles," said Stitch.
"Well, I don't do much for the crew, but Nightmare doesn't want me to be far away from him," said Dream. "He is my protector ever since I was created."
"So that explains why he didn't fight meega."
"Since I cause technologic problem," said Karma, "I cause black outs and disrupt security cameras to hide us getting in and out."
"I get to watch guard," said Caboose, "sometimes its get really boring but I have lots of fun talking to the very nice men in blue uniforms and telling them what we are doing." Stitch started to laugh after hearing that.
"Caboose, you dumbass; those guys are guards," said Karma as she face palm her face.
"I destroy gatesss and burn through metal," said Cracker, "Then Bonnie and Clyde stealsss all the money in the vault."
"My job doesn't get much action," said Flash. "All I do is blind any security."
"It is still better then that bitch Lucky job."
"But without him we would have been caught by now."
"Yeah, that's the only good damn thing he does for us."
"And Havoc is pretty much their escape vehicle," said Dream, "I just stay at the base waiting and hoping that they come back safe."
"Wow," said Stitch. "So a bunch of cousins that don't seem to work well with each other is a successful crew."
"Yeah, pretty much; but we all don't get along at some points."
"But who is Havoc?" asked Stitch. A few seconds later there was a loud, terrifying roar.
"Rrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" The roar came from the sky.
"What was that?" asked Stitch as he looked up and saw a hundred foot black dragon with lime green stripes on its body. The dragon only had two arms and no wings, but that didn't stop Stitch from being scared.
"That would be 547," said Nightmare as he came back from talking to Lucky. "Hamsterveil thought Leroy caught all 624 experiments, he couldn't catch three: me, Dream, and Havoc. Leroy was too afraid to get him."
"Meega may have the same feeling like Leroy."
"You get used to it. Ok crew, this is our game plan for breaking out Bonnie and Clyde. Alpha will be me, Stitch and Karma. Bravo will consist of Lucky, Flash and Cracker. Omega will consist of Caboose, Havoc, and Dream. Everyone agrees with that."
"Fine by me, I am not stuck with that bastard."
"Good, I don't need you Karma. You two don't get in my way."
"Alright," said Flash and Cracker.
"Yeah, more talking to the nice men."
"Ok, we all agree. Alpha will cause a distracting and get as many guards that we can get. Bravo team, I need you to go break out bonnie and Clyde and handle any guards you run into. Omega, you guys will be watching out for any extra police coming back to the prison and Havoc will cause them trouble. We will begin at 0100 tonight," said Nightmare and started to walk off.
"Nightmare?" question Stitch wondering why he would just give them that information and just leave. "Why does meega has to help? Meega is not part of your crew and thinks this is bad."
"Stitch, I know I told you that I don't let experiments join my crew, but I need your help to rescue Bonnie and Clyde."
"And if meega does help you, what will happen next; more crimes?"
"Ok, fair point. But didn't Lilo teach you that we are one family and we won't leave behind others."
"Yes, but that doesn't mean you get the right away to break the law."
"Let's make a deal. You help us break them out, and then you can teach us to obey. This will also make you an occasionally member of the crew."
"Deal."
