Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC but I do own my OC please PM if you wish to use my OC.
AN: Outside and during the club, Sam is a male and at home and after the club she is female. I hope this isn't confusing to any of you readers.
Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru and Kaoru all wore waiter outfits with pale pink waist aprons, while Haruhi, Sam, Honey and Mori were wearing Kimikos. Haruhi's was magenta and orange with a pair of white pants and a sash, Sam's was identical but blue and green with black pants and sash. Mori's was blue and white with black pants and sash and Honey's was grey, light and dark blue with white pants and sash.
"Welcome ladies." The hosts said. Today the Host Club was doing a flower-viewing reception to witness the cherry blossoms in full bloom.
"So in which cup would my princess like her tea? The Foley? The Worcester? Or perhaps the Susie Cooper Gardenia?" Tamaki asked, listing each of the teacups.
"Beautiful. These are English antiques, aren't they? Which one do you like Tamaki?" One of his guests asked. She gasped as the 'Princely-type' grabbed her hand. "Which one?" He asked. "Well none of these compare to my princess." He said, wooing her. "Oh wow. I really don't know what to say." She shyly responded, getting embarrassed.
"So how do each of you lovely ladies prefer your tea? Plain? Simple? Or perhaps sweet?" Sam asked his guests, who were trying the different flavours of tea at his table. "Do each of you ladies perhaps have a certain favourite?"
One of his guests spoke up first. "Well my personal favourite would be Chamomile tea."
"Do you have a favourite Sam?" Another one of his guests asked.
Sam wrapped an arm around the second girl's waist bringing her close. She gasped in surprise and blushed when she saw how close he was.
"I'm afraid that none of these are able to suit my taste. Except maybe you, for I think you would taste absolutely ravishing." He whispered seductively. He leaned his face into her neck but close enough to only catch a whiff of her perfume. Sam breathed in quickly through his nose.
"And your aroma would get men begging to have just a taste of you, my dear." He purred, his breathe brushing up against her neck causing her to blush heavily and faint. Sam caught her and sat her down on a chair. The girls who were watching, squealed crying that they wanted to be Sam's last victim. Sam was having too much fun messing with these girls.
"You mean you've never been to Covent Garden?" Kaoru asked in disbelief.
"No, all of our antiques are from Portobello Road." One of their two guests replied.
"I think you'd like Covent Garden. Most of our Victorian pieces are from there." Hikaru recommended to their guests.
Kaoru accidentally knocked over the teacup he was holding. He gasped in pain, holding his burnt finger. Hikaru turned, hearing his brother in pain. "Kaoru!" Hikaru gasped.
Hikaru grabbed his brother's hand and put the burnt finger to his lips to help soothe the pain. The girls saw this and blushed, leaning forward in anticipation.
"Honestly Kaoru. You have to be more careful. From now on, keep your eyes on me okay?" Hikaru scolded Kaoru then asked in worry. "Yes Hikaru." Kaoru answered breathlessly.
"I can't take this. It's overwhelming." The first girl sighed, looking away for it felt like too much.
"You have to watch this! You may not get another chance! Who knows when it'll happen again?" The second girl whispered/yelled at her friend.
"You are absolutely right, mademoiselle." Kyoya said, popping up behind them out of nowhere. He gently held a cherry blossom branch. "All beauty is fleeting. Just take a look at these cherry blossoms. You'll never see them this vibrant again."
Then Kyoya smirked, "And that's why I've compiled this picture book that contains photos that capture the beauty of each passing day." He said, holding up a book with the twins cover. "Incidentally, I've prepared similar books of the other hosts as well. And if you ladies are interested in collecting all five of them, I'll discount the full set for you." Kyoya offered, holding more books in his hands containing pictures of the hosts, even Sam.
"I'll take them!", "Me too, please!" The twins guests squealed, eager to get their hands on the books.
"Well, now we know how the club makes extra money." The twins answered in a monotone voice and poker faces.
"But I have to wonder," Hikaru started, blinking at his brother.
"When did he take pictures of us?" Kaoru finished, looking back at the older twin.
"I don't know how he was able to get pictures of me. But he is the Shadow King." A voice startled the twins. They turned around to see Sam standing there, arms crossed and a frown on his face.
"Yeah, he is." Hikaru agreed with him. "Hold on, shouldn't you be with your customers Sam." Kaoru noted. Sam only answered by pointing to his table. The twins looked in that direction and were shocked and surprised at what they saw.
All of Sam's customers were passed out, bright red blushes covering their faces and some had major nosebleeds. The twins looked back at Sam, shock adoring their faces. And Sam just stood there with a giant cocky smirk on his face, feeling quite proud of himself.
Somewhere else, there was a small picnic area where Honey, Mori, Haruhi and two guests were sat. Everything was silent as they watched Honey try and make green tea. Keyword: try. He was stirring it too fast causing it to splash everywhere.
'Should I say something to him?' Haruhi thought, a little scared and worried. It was quiet for a few more moments until,
"Mitsukuni." Mori's deep voice broke the silence. He leaned close to Honey's ear. "You overdid it." Honey stopped as he and the guests gasped in horror. 'He told him!?' Haruhi shouted in her head.
Honey looked down and noticed how little of the liquid was left. He sat in silence for a few seconds before his eyes started to water.
"Honey! I'll take it, it looks so yummy!" One of the guests said, grabbing the bowel and started drinking the small amount of liquid.
"It's just the right amount for both of us. Any more would be too much. How did you know? You never cease to amaze me." The guest complimented Honey.
"Really?" Honey asked, looking at his guests getting all cheerful again. Haruhi just huffed a mushroom sigh.
Haruhi stood in a small clearing, watching the cherry blossoms fall and breathed in the crisp spring air, relaxing in the peaceful atmosphere. However, anything this good never lasts too long.
"Haruhi, how are you doing? Are you having a good time?" Tamaki questioned behind Haruhi, breaking the silence. "Tamaki-Sempai." Haruhi answered in surprise.
"The flower-viewing reception is going over quite well. But even so, it's rather daunting to spend more time being admired than doing the admiring." He posed, sparkles surrounding him. Haruhi only sweat-dropped as she stated sarcastically,
"Oh wow sempai, you're blooming in more ways than one."
"You noticed! Yes, today, my beauty is quite splendorous. I'm in full bloom. I bet you'll fall for me soon." He said, winking at her and doing a peace sign.
'I swear, this guy must live his life completely unaware of the hardships of this world' Haruhi thought, eyebrow twitching.
Sam showed up next to Haruhi, he saw Tamaki being his annoying idiot self. "Is he annoying you again Haruhi?" He asked already knowing the answer. Haruhi only moaned a yes to him.
"So guys, have you decided your elective courses for this term?" The twins asked, appearing next to the commoner duo. Hikaru had wrapped his arm around Sam's shoulder while Kaoru wrapped his arm around Haruhi's neck pulling her into his chest.
"How about Conversational French?" Kaoru asked.
"I don't know." Haruhi mumbled, looking at the sheet.
"I think the four of us should take it together. It makes perfect sense-" Hikaru said as they turned around smirking deviously at Tamaki. "We are in the same class." They finished together.
That comment caused Tamaki to sulk, squatting down at the base of a tree. There were blue squiggly lines above his head and a grey mist surrounded him.
"Why would I want to spend more of my time with you, I'm already stuck with you two enough as it is." Sam grumbled annoyed and shoved Hikaru's arm off his shoulder. After that night at the host club ball, Sam realised that he was beginning to get too friendly with the hosts and that was a bad thing. The less friends, the better.
"Say, Mommy dear?" Tamaki asked and Kyoya smirked.
"What is it now, Daddy?" The slyness was present as he spoke.
"I have a new theory," he started. "I mean, it's just my hypothesis, but it seems by being in the same class, Hikaru and Kaoru are able to spend more time with Haruhi and Sam than I get to here at the club. This gives them the chance to get close to them, and if that happens-" Kyoya stopped writing and smirked.
"Tamaki? You just now realised that?" A shock of lighting went through Tamaki, electrocuting him. "According to my research, in a single day the twins spend roughly nine hours of class time with Haruhi and Sam, while your contact with them is limited to a couple of hours of club activities. In other words, you're involvement in the girls' lives in each day amounts to no more than a mere three percent. I'm so very sorry." Kyoya said, although he wasn't feeling too sorry at all.
"AH! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" Tamaki screamed as he covered his ears and cried. He grabbed Haruhi by the shoulders quite roughly and shouted. "Listen Haruhi, I want you to stop hanging out with those shady twins from now on."
"Who are you calling shady?" Hikaru asked. Not liking what the boss has called him and his brother.
"Yeah, take a look at yourself boss," Kaoru finished, feeling the same as Hikaru.
"If anyone's shady it's you, Tamaki." Sam said, butting into the conversation.
"…Alright then, we can't go on hiding the fact that you're a girl from everyone in the school any longer," Tamaki growled. "All daddy wants is for you to go back to the way you used to be! For you to surround yourself with girlfriends and start leading a wholesome life!" He cried.
"Who are you calling Daddy?" Haruhi asked annoyed.
"So do it! Change back now! Change back now!" Tamaki cried as he shook Haruhi back and forth.
"Calm down idiot!" Sam said as he smacked Tamaki across the head, letting his grip on Haruhi loosen.
"You don't have to rush things. She's going to be found out soon enough," Hikaru said and Kaoru nodded.
"Physical Exams are the day after tomorrow," he said.
"Physical Exams?" Haruhi and Sam asked confused.
"That's right, I forgot all about it." Kyoya said, reminding himself. All guys, excluding Sam, stared at Haruhi.
"Then that means there's no doubt, they're gonna know I'm really a girl." Haruhi noted, putting a finger to her chin.
Tamaki, the twins and Honey gasped in shock. Kyoya and Mori wore blank expressions while Sam had an annoyed look as all of the guys turned paper sheet white.
Soon enough, everyone but Haruhi was back in the club room. All of them were staring arkwardly at their 'King', for he was daydreaming with, in Sam's opinion, a creepy blissful look on his face.
"He must be having a great daydream." Honey spoke up, breaking the silence.
"He's kinda creeping me out." Hikaru commented. "Same here." Sam agreed. Tamaki snapped out of his daze, smirking and holding up a finger,
"Envious, Hikaru?" He questioned. "This is all part of my strategy. While you wasted time blinded by your jelousy! I've foreseen the outcome of this charade! This fanfic is obviously a Romantic School Comedy!" Tamaki declared, placing a hand on his chin and resting his elbow on the palm of his free hand. "Haruhi and I are the main characters. So that means we're love interests."
"Yeah, then what are we?" The twins asked in unison. Tamaki pointed dramatically at them,
"You boys are the homo-sexual supporting cast!"
Tamaki drew a line with a stick between him and the others. Tamaki's side had hearts while the others were dark and gloomy.
"So please make sure you don't step across this line." Tamaki asked, acting as if this was normal.
"You've gotta be kidding!" The twins and Sam say in unison, though Sam was implying to a different thing.
'I can't believe I'm stuck with these people. I don't know what I'm doing here-! Oh that's right, these people were stupid enough to leave a vase out in the open waiting for it to be smashed! Sam thought angrily.
"Hey listen boss." Hikaru started.
"I don't think you get it." Kaoru ended.
"If word gets out that Haru-chan and Sam-chan are really girls then they won't be in the host club anymore." Honey chirps up catching Tamaki's attention as he turned to stone in realisation.
"But if Haru-chan and Sam-chan started wearing girls clothes, I bet they'd be even cuter then they are now~!" Honey says.
"You boys can forget about me wearing girls clothes!" Sam shouted, appalled at what Honey said. But they pretended that she wasn't there and ignored her.
"Haruhi dressed like a regular girl when she was in middle school, right?" Hikaru asked. "She must've been pretty popular with all the boys."
"Yeah, according to my investigative report, someone would declare their undying to her at least once a month." Kyoya stated in a matter-of-factly tone.
"What about Sam-chan, Kyo-chan? Was she popular in middle school too?" Honey asked, curious. "I was posing as a boy at my old school so I got a lot of girls crushing on me." Sam answered as she crossed her arms, a frown on her face at the memories. "It was really annoying with the confesses. They happened at least two/three times a month." She said, a thoughtful look on her face.
"Oh I see. So the boss won't even be able to get close to them." Kaoru spoke up, snapping Sam out of her reminisce. "But we'd be able to because we're in class with them all day long." Hikaru picked up after Kaoru.
Tamaki gasped in horror. "No way!"
Just then Haruhi opened the door. "Hey guys. Sorry I'm so lat-!" She was interrupted when Tamaki grabbed hold of her so suddenly.
"Don't you worry Haruhi! We're determined to keep your secret. No one will find out that you're really a girl during tomorrow's physical exams. So please, promise you'll stay our beloved secret princess." Tamaki said then pleaded. Haruhi blinked twice. "Sure." Tamaki then looked at Sam, only to see her yawning in boredom. "I don't see the big fuss anyway, besides it's only Haruhi that needs your help unless you've already forgotten." Sam spoke acting like she doesn't care but in truth, she wanted Haruhi to stay with her. She just couldn't handle these weirdos by herself.
"You know what I think both of us would be a little peeved if we had to watch all the guys flirt with her." Hikaru said to his brother. "Then that settles it." Kaoru agreed.
Suddenly, a whiteboard appeared with a drawing of a plan. It stated,
'OPERATION: CONCEAL HARUHI'S GENDER' also named 'OPERATION: I SWEAR HARUHI IS A BOY!' is underway!
Sam stood next to Haruhi with a dumb 'what?' look on her face. "Listen up squad members! At tomorrow's physical exams, position yourself in formation A and then, wait for orders." Tamaki ordered the members in a strict tone.
"Yessir!" The twins saluted and Honey clapped.
Sam blinked. "Are they actually serious?" She questioned outloud, thinking that their plan is too stupid enough to work. Haruhi slammed her fist onto her palm in realisation. "I've got it. You guys are worried because if they find out I'm a girl, I can't be a host and therefore can't repay my debt." She concluded. "My balance is 5,333,332 yen." She mumbled in thought. Tamaki, the twins and Sam sweatdropped. "Well guess I'll come up with another way to pay you back." Haruhi laughed.
'You're so naive Haruhi, but you're the only sane one I can trust in this crazy club.' Sam thought gaining a tired look.
"Do something! The subject doesn't appear to have any motivation!" The twins complained to their leader. "Why'd we get stuck with a such a difficult heroine." Tamaki grumbled. "Are you saying you hate being a host?! That you hate this club!" He yelled pointing at the cross dressing girls.
"To be honest," Haruhi started. "I'd have to say yes." The girls finished together, Sam saying that with no shame whatsoever. Tamaki gasped and blanched white before sitting in his emo corner, an dark air of gloom surrounding him.
"I mean you guys aren't bad but if it gets out I'm a girl, there's nothing I can do y'know." Haruhi sheepishly admitted, rubbing her head.
"She doesn't seem to care one way or the other." Hikaru commented staring at the laughing female. "Well before we do anything else, we have to find a way to motivate her." Kaoru stated.
Mori held his chin in his hand and his eyes darkened. "Fancy tuna." That one sentence caused a chain reaction.
"Oh that's right. You didn't get the chance to eat any during last episode's party, did you?" Tamaki asked, eyes blank and grinning creepily. "Did you hear that? She's never eaten fancy tuna before, isn't that awful." Hikaru whispered to Kaoru. "Wow talk about a difficult childhood." Kaoru whispered back, Sam tightened her fists and had a irk mark on her head.
'You think THAT'S a difficult childhood!' She growled in her head.
"If only Haru-chan could stay in the host club, she'd have the chance to eat all kinds of yummy things whenever she wants." Honey talked to Usa-chan. "You know it's impolite to deny should a kind offer." Sam grinned evilly at Haruhi. If Sam was gonna get stuck in the host club, she was gonna drag Haruhi down with her.
"What are you talking about?" Haruhi waved her hand dismissively and smiled nervously. "Don't be silly. Just because I'm poor and I've never had it doesn't mean I'm so much of a glutton, I'd go on fooling everyone about my gender just to try some fancy tuna." She laughed nervously. But everyone was smiling smugly.
"Am I really gonna get to try it?" She questioned, caving in to the bribe. The boys, minus Kyoya and Mori, cheered in triumph and Sam smirked in victory.
Soon enough, everyone got back to planning the operation, then almost in unison Sam and the twins had an idea and grinned evilly. Sam and the twins saw each other grinning. "You thinking what I'm thinking?" Sam whispered and the twins nodded, all three of them had evil glints in their eyes.
"Hey boss!" Hikaru called out to Tamaki. "Yes Hikaru, what is it?" Tamaki asked. Hikaru pulled out a brown wig and gave it to Tamaki. He stared at the wig in confusion. "Wear the wig and pretend to be Haruhi at the exams. The girls won't tell the difference and Haruhi's secret will be safe." Sam explained to him.
Tamaki beamed with excitement. "Really?!" He yelled, smiling big. Behind her, Sam could hear the twins snickering and was trying her hardest not to laugh, for it would ruin the prank. "Yeah, the girls won't know it's you and they'll believe you're Haruhi instead." She confirmed it before dodging him, not wanting to get hugged by him.
(The next morning)
"We will begin conducting physical examinations shortly. All students, please proceed to the clinic in your respective school building." A woman announced on the speakers as all students walked down the halls.
"So what's the deal with this formation A thing you guys were talking about?" Haruhi asked. "How are the physical exams performed here at Ouran anyway?" Sam asked curiously.
"It's no different then a physical exam you'd get at any other school." Hikaru stated smiling at them. "Yeah, why would a physical exam be any different for us just because we're rich." Kaoru replied as he smiled back as well.
"You're right. I didn't think about it that way." Haruhi chuckled. The four of them had reached a room called 'School Infirmary Room #1'. Haruhi grabbed the door handles and opened the door to reveal a bright light before it dimmed down, revealing hundreds of doctors and nurses in two rows.
"Welcome students!" They greeted, smiling all together.
Haruhi and Sam froze, dumbfounded as wind flew by. "What... What is all this?" Haruhi asked confused and freaked out. "Just another physical exam." Hikaru told her as he and his brother walked in. "The usual." Kaoru stated.
"The usual?" Haruhi repeated, staring after them. "What'd you think would happen, Haruhi?" Sam patted her shoulder as he followed the brothers. "Rich people are anything but normal."
Haruhi finally walked in with a tired look. "Excuse me Hitachiin brothers, please follow me this way to have your height measured." A nurse politely asked the twins. "Sure thing." They obeyed and followed her. "Mr Hawkins. If you would please follow me, we'll start your exam shortly." Another nurse asked Sam politely. "Sure, whatever." Sam answered, sporting a bored, emotionless look as he followed her.
Haruhi stared at the three. "Mr Fujioka." She turned and saw a nurse next to her, who called her name. "I'm your nurse for the physical exams this afternoon." The nurse smiled. "Okay?" Haruhi said, feeling a bit hesitant and unsure. The nurse gently grabbed Haruhi's wrist and pulled her forward. "Please come this way." Haruhi followed reluctantly and then saw something weird.
"Why are Honey and Mori dressed as doctors?" "I don't know." Some girls whispered.
"Honey-senpai?! Mori-senpai?!" Haruhi gasped before they shh'ed her. She gave a blank look. "They're so obvious." Kyoya came up behind her. "I've got these two for backup just incase something happens." He explains. "But why are they in doctor disguises?" Haruhi asked. "They're just helping to set the mood." Kyoya pushed up his glasses. "Disguises make our operations feel like a real espionage mission." Haruhi gave a big 'huh?' expression in disbelief.
Soon Haruhi had heard a doctor compliment a student and checked it out. "Don't you think it's weird, that these doctors are all so jovial and nice?" Haruhi asked Kyoya. "They were chosen by the School's Chairman." He replied. "It may be a school but it's also a business. Therefore, he wants to keep the students happy. Afterall, most of the students that attend Ouran academy come from prominent families that have their own private doctors at home. So this, is just a formality."
'These damn rich people.' Haruhi thought before walking off with the nurse that came back for her. A scruffy looking doctor accidentally bumped into Kyoya. He apologized before walking off. "Huh?" Kyoya huffed out in confusion and blinked.
"Hitachiin brothers, would you please come with me? We're ready to do your chest measurements." The twins nurse asked them smiling. "Mr Hawkins, please follow me and we'll do your chest measurements." Sam and his nurse walked to the curtain area next to the twins.
"You can use the area behind this curtain to undress." A bunch of girls had crowded round, each and everyone with blushes. "You can undress in the area behind this curtain." Both nurses replied after another to the boys. The three looked at each other and smirked.
"Doesn't matter to me." Hikaru said, shrugging off his shirt and Kaoru followed. "We're not shy, who needs a curtain?" Kaoru asked, grinning. The girls squealed at the twins but then their attention went to Sam as he stated,
"Why should I be embarrassed? I've got nothing to hide." He slid off his shirt, showing off his six pack, muscled chest, broad shoulders and strong toned arms. The girls squealed even louder and some even fainted!
The girls fell in love with Sam's body but the boys in the area growled in jealously, either at Sam or their crushes staring at someone else, we'll never know.
Haruhi blinked as she stared at the crowd. "See Haruhi, a rather impressive turn out today. Physical exam day is quite popular with the ladies." Kyoya explained. 'What's wrong with the girls at this school?' Haruhi thought in distress.
"I won't allow it ." Hikaru said. "It's just not fair. I won't let those doctors touch you Kaoru."
"What are you talking about?" Kaoru asked. "You don't seem to have a problem touching me when we play doctor at home. I can't get you to stop tickling me and toying with my body." The boys embraced each other.
Sam grabbed a random girl's hand and luckily it was one of his guests. "Oh my, such tender and smooth hands. Perhaps maybe you'd enjoy to become my nurse instead, don't you think my dear?" He purred, placing one of the girl's hands on his chest then guiding it down to his abs. Her face turned cherry red and steam poured out of her ears before fainting, causing Sam to catch her.
The girls cheered at the scenes while Honey and Mori quickly grabbed Haruhi, pushing her into a tent. "Come on Haru-chan, this way!" Haruhi fell through the curtain and was caught by Tamaki, wrapping his arms around her. "I've been waiting for you, my princess."
Haruhi stumbled out of his grasp and fell down on her knees. "Tamaki-senpai?" She grunted. "You're so cute when you're surprised!" Tamaki commented, giddily as he knelt down. Haruhi looked at him in annoyance.
"Mr Fujioka, it's time for us to take your chest measurements. Once you've finished disrobing, would you please come with me?" The nurse from earlier asked from outside the curtain.
Tamaki stood up. "This is it. The inevitable moment has arrived." He smiled down at Haruhi. "You just stay back here and wait okay, Haruhi?"
"But what're you gonna do-?!" Tamaki placed a finger on her lips. "Don't you worry. I'll protect you." He whispered, smiling softly at her. "I promise I'll protect you, Haruhi." He promised and walked to the curtain.
"Mr Fujioka, are you ready to be measured now?" The nurse asked and a ton of girls were waiting in anticipation. "Yes." Tamaki drew the curtain open and he was wearing a brown wig. "I'm Haruhi Fujioka." He announced. It was silent for a few seconds.
"Wait, that's Tamaki." A girl noted. Tamaki started sweating nervously. "There's no denying it, that definitely Tamaki.", "Is he cosplaying as Haruhi?", "What's going on? Is he trying to be funny?" Various girls asked.
3, 2, 1...
Hikaru, Kaoru and Sam started laughing hysterically, hard enough to produce tears. "I can't believe he actually did it!" Hikaru gasped between his laughs. "They recognize him! I told you they'd see through it!" Kaoru cried out, slamming his fist on the ground. "He's an idiot to believe it would actually work!" Sam choked out holding his stomach, dying of laughter.
Tamaki was angry and embarrassed, he threw the wig off and grabbed Hikaru by the neck. "You jerks! You said there was no way the girls would be able to tell it was me!" He screeched. "It's payback for calling us the homosexual supporting cast!" Hikaru gasps out, holding his hands up in surrender.
Tamaki hid behind the curtain. "I'm sorry. They figured it out." He confessed, laughing nervously. Haruhi unleashed an angry death glare on him and he screamed in terror.
'Just as I thought, Tamaki-senpai lives in his own carefree little world.' Haruhi thought, annoyed as she sighed.
Kyoya's hand touched her shoulder, getting her attention. "Haruhi, ready? I've went ahead and set up a different room for you and Sam, a specical boys clinic." He explained. "And I have a doctor standing by sworn to secrecy."
"It turns out that the doctors here today, are all on staff at Kyoya-senpai's family's hospitals." Hikaru said. "Would've been nice if he said something to us earlier." Kaoru replied, him and his brother shrugging.
"I had to get my revenge too. I'm sorry but I don't think I'm supporting cast, homosexual or otherwise." Kyoya smirked. Not far away, Tamaki was eroding away, clearly upset about Haruhi being angry with him.
Haruhi and Sam walked together to the Special Boys' Clinic as Haruhi asked Sam why he was also going to the clinic. He said that although he's done his examination, he wanted to get his female body examed as well to make sure it's as healthy as the male one. You know female traits and all that.
Haruhi knocked on the door. "Come in." A woman answered. Haruhi opened the door. "Hello Mr Fujioka, Mr Hawkins. I've been made aware of both of your situations if you wouldn't mind, please disrobe for me over there." The private doctor instructed them.
"Sure." Haruhi nodded. "No problem." Sam replied before the two made their way to a curtain each.
(Sam's POV:)
As I stepped into the curtained area, I changed into my real form and took my top clothing off. I slipped on a sports bra I had shoved into my pockets earlier. I was folding up my clothes on a chair when I heard the curtain open. I turned back and saw a man come in.
"Excuse me-!?" I said before he put his hand over my mouth. "No it's not what you think! Please just keep quiet!" He said but I was getting scared and started having an attack, thinking he was gonna rape me. No! Not again!
"Sam-chan!" I heard Honey-senpai's voice. Then I saw Tamaki-senpai fly in. "TAMA-CHAANN KICK!" He kicked the man in the face, slamming him into a wall. Tamaki did a few flips before landing on his feet on the ground. "What's going on?!" I saw Haruhi come through one of the curtains. I blinked in surprise.
"One," Hikaru and Kaoru said behind me. "good looks that attract the public eye." They glared at the man.
"Two," Kyoya said, stepping out from the shadows. That's not helping with the state I'm in. "more wealth than you can image."
"Three," Mori spoke. "Chivalry that will never be able to overlook." Honey spoke after him. "The hideous wickedness of this world." The way Honey spoke, so deep and dark, it freaked me out.
I felt something drape over my head and saw Hikaru without his blazer, I got behind him and grasped the back of his shirt. Tamaki stepped forward, placing Haruhi behind him, who had his shirt over her head.
"That's what makes up the Ouran host club." Tamaki stated. "We're here! Watch out!" Everyone but Kyoya shouted in unison.
The man whimpered and cried out, "Please don't hurt me!" He bowed to the ground. "Spare me my life!" Haruhi stared at him while I stayed behind Hikaru. I don't know why but right now, I somehow feel safer with the twins.
"I'm a doctor, I have a small emergency medical clinic that I run in the next town over." He said. I sweatdropped. 'And it's suddenly his life story...really?' I thought.
"My name is Yabu." He started but Hikaru stopped him. "Did he say his name is Yabu?" He asked. "That's crazy. What a terrible name for a doctor." Kaoru criticized. "Unless you're a quack." The twins faced each other, making me chuckle at their comment. They looked back and smilied at me. Yabu explained that he was trying to find his daughter but he had gotten mistakened as a pervert. He managed to get Tamaki-senpai in tears with him.
"Doctor Yabu," Kyoya began. "I think you may have the wrong place. Are you looking for Ouran Public Highschool?" He asks Dr Yabu.
Yabu and Tamaki stopped crying and looked up at Kyoya curiously. "Yeah, that's right." He answered. "I figure that might be the case. This is Ouran Academy, a private institution." Kyoya explained. "Your daughter doesn't go to school here." Yabu's jaw dropped and he turned to stone.
"Man that's pretty sad. You don't even know which school your daughter goes too?" Hikaru said giving the man a dull look. "I bet your relationship is messed up because you don't pay attention to her. Not because of some stupid debt." Kaoru stated. I brought Hikaru's jacket from my head to my shoulders and smelt cologne coming off of it. I blink in surprise and felt my face heat up a bit.
"Wow Kyo-chan! I'm impressed that you figured out he had the wrong school!" Honey exclaimed, staring up at Kyoya in awe. "Well there's no way the daughter of such a small time doctor," Kyoya slightly paused for effect. "Would ever be able to get into Ouran Academy." Haruhi and I glared at him. We got in y'know!
"Kyoya, would you please find a map of all the public schools in this area?" Tamaki asked suddenly. "I'd like to help this man find his daughter." Mine, Haruhi's and Kyoya's eyes widened at the sudden question. "Whatever you say." Kyoya smiled and set out to complete the task.
Soon enough, Kyoya had a map and handed it to Tamaki, who in turn handed it to quickly thanked him and left. I stayed behind Hikaru as he left. I know now he's a harmless person but the memory from my past is still fresh and I feel better to be safe than sorry.
We all watched Yabu leave from the window. I was clutching onto Hikaru's sleeve for the time being. "Are you sure about this?" Hikaru asks unsure. "Afterall, even if he does manage to find his daughter, there's no guarantee she'll wanna speak to him." Kaoru said.
"Well then, that's something he'll have to find out for himself." Tamaki stated as Haruhi and I look at him in surprise. "Hey by the way," Hikaru began. "Why did you look completely terrified at Yabu earlier?" He asked me. I tensed and ducked my head, a shadow over my eyes. "I'd... rather not say." I whispered, not wanting to relive that memory again.
"I'm sorry about this you guys, but could you please leave?" Haruhi asked, speaking up. It caused a great effect on the boys as they gasp in shock.
"Haruhi, are you still angry with me?" Tamaki asks, sounding like he was about to cry. "You're not thinking about quitting the host club, are you?!" Haruhi laughed. "Don't be stupid senpai, I've just gotta finish my physical exam. As a male student of course." She told him.
"And I've still got to finish mine too." I spoke up. "But let me explain, I'm not doing this because you're bribing me with food." Haruhi stated. I nodded in agreement with her. "We're doing this to pay back our debt." I gave them a geniune smile while Haruhi did a closed-eye smile.
Tamaki blushed before tackling us but I jumped away and hid behind the twins. Tamaki didn't notice and the poor short haired brunette was smothered with his hug. "You're so cute! HARUHI! I can see right through you! I know you're just after that fancy tuna!" Tamaki squealed in happiness.
"Cut it out Senpai! No! Hey don't touch me there!" Haruhi yelled as Tamaki touched an inappropriate place. "Red card!" The twins cheered as they wrapped their arms around me, protecting me from Tamaki which I didn't mind. "Looks like Tamaki-senpai," Hikaru began. "Is the real pervert." Kaoru finished. "Who cares! Would you guys just get out of here!" Haruhi yelled at them and the boys left.
As Haruhi and I did our exams, my mind kept going back to why I hide behind Hikaru when I was scared of Yabu. Recently, I've been having random scenes in my head and all of them involve a younger me with identical ginger haired boys, who look similar to the twins I know now.
My mind's telling me it couldn't be them but my heart says it feels familiar when I compare the twins with my memories. Was I friends with the twins before I was kidnapped? If so, then why don't they remember me?
Haruhi: Hey Senpai, I heard a rumour there's another girl joining the host club. Is that true?
Tamaki: Don't act so surprised. I've heard she's actually Kyoya's fiancee.
Sam: Next time, 'Attack of the Lady Manager!'
Tamaki: The Ouran host club will be waiting for you.
Everyone: We'll see you then.