Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC but I do own my OC, please PM if you wish to use my OC.

AN: Remember, in school and during club hours Sam is a boy and after club or at home she is female. Got that? Well enjoy!


Miyabi: "I love you. You're all I can think about. Let's spend the rest of our lives together, just the two of us."

There were two options written on the screen.

"I'm so happy, Miyabi-kun."

"I can't right now..."

"Yes Miyabi, I'm so happy." A young girl whispered as she pressed the button on her controller. Her room was covered in pictures, dolls, action figures and other things of this Miyabi character.

"Excuse me miss." A voice spoke as they knocked on the door. "The master has returned home."

There was only silence. "Miss?" She asked again. She then opened the door.

"Renge." A male voice called and then he sighed. "You certainly love those video games don't you?" He asked already knowing the answer.

"Is that so wrong?" She said with no emotion, staring at the screen.

"Uh no, not at all. I am your father and I want you to feel free to live your life however you please. You know I'll let you do anything you like. I've always promised you that freedom."

"...Yeah."

A bit later, Renge got out of her room and sat down at a table with her father.

"Did your business trip in Japan go well?" Renge asked sipping a cup of tea. Outside the window stood the Eiffel Tower.

"I think so. I had a lovely dinner meeting with one of my clients while I was there." Her father said. "I made sure to get a photo. Take a look." He handed her the photo and she gasped. "They have a boy in highschool who's about the same age as you." She started to shake the photo in her hand.

"He's the one." She muttered. "I'M GONNA MARRY THE BOY IN THIS PHOTO!" She screamed as she slammed her hand on the table and showed him the picture. He sat there in shock. "Don't forget, you promised that I could do whatever I want father!" She said running around the house, quickly packing her things.

"But Renge-" Her father started while she laughed.

"I'm coming for you, my prince charming!" She squealed as she ran out of the house. A plane took off right outside their house and her father stood in complete shock.

"Renge!" He called before sighing.

"RENGE!" He screamed but it was too late.


"Oh Tamaki, my dearest Tamaki. Why are you so beautiful?"

"To catch your eye, even if it's just one second."

"Then why is your voice so very sweet and mellow?" Another girl asked. His smirk widened as he played with his hair.

"To set your nerves at ease, so that my true feelings might reach your heart." The other two gasped with blushing faces.

"Why are your eyes filled with tears every time you look at me?" The last one asked. He lifted his head, tears sparkling in his eyes.

"Because the sight of your beautiful smile, causes the fountain inside me to start overflowing." The girls sighed his name.


"Oh Sam~! You look so HOT in your kimono~!" The girls squealed in pleasure as they stared at Sam.

The kimono was slipping off of his left shoulder slightly, revealing his pale skin. Sam sat in his chair, holding his head in his hand.

"I'm glad you ladies like what you see." He gave a lazy smirk. "But there is one day I fear to come..." Sam trailed off staring into space.

"That you girls won't like me for who I am and you'll leave me all alone, missing the warm comfort every one of you bring each day." He ran his hand through his bangs in a sexy manner and gave them a (fake) teary eyed smile.

The girls blushed red and shook their heads. "We would never leave you Sam! Please don't feel lonely!" They yelled.

Sam's eyes brightened slightly. "It means so much to hear that from you my dears." He allowed a stary tear to slip from his eyes for added effect. And it works, the girls were cooing and being sympathetic. In his head, Sam chuckled sadly and humorously. If only they knew the truth they would think differently.


"It's adorable that you're wearing matching kimonos." A girl said.

"Our mother designed everything the hosts are wearing today." Hikaru said with a cat-like smile. "If you see something you like, we can take an order for you."

"Our grandmother even helped us put it on." Kaoru said.

"But you know the only one who'll be undressing you is me, Kaoru." Hikaru grabbed his brother's chin and leaned in close.

"Hikaru, you're embarrassing me. In front of everybody."

"What a tender embrace." The girls squealed, blushing.

"They're up to that nonsense again." Haruhi said bitterly staring at the strange sight.

"Haruhi! You look so cute in your kimono."

"Almost like a girl!" Her guests beamed and she thanked them.

"Haruhi! You've booked another appointment. It seems you have a good steady flow of customers lately." Kyoya said. "Keep up the good work. I'm not going to charge you interest on your debt like I normally would so keep this up and you should be able to pay it off. Although the rental fee on that kimono you're wearing is nothing to sneeze at."

'He's like a heartless tax collecter.' She thought.

"I can't get over how great you look in that kimono. Are you planning to release any more picture books of the host club?"

"Unfortunately, we don't have anything planned at present ladies." Kyoya said with a fake smile plastered on his face.

Hikaru and Kaoru jumped and peeked over the screen walls. (sp?)

"But doesn't the host club make a lot of money-" Hikaru started.

"From the sale of promotional items?" Kaoru finished.

"That's true, but the items are poor quality." Kyoya turned to face them. "Those picture books were filled with nothing but amateur hidden camera shots. However if we want to create higher quality making products, I'm afraid we'd have to cut from the school's budget." He punched some numbers on a calculator and the twins looked at each and slowly backed away.

"Haru-chan! Haru-chan!" Honey called as he walked over.

"I don't know how but I lost one of my sandals." He started to cry as Haruhi walked over.

"But you were just wearing them weren't you?" She asked, bending to his eye level.

"Mitskuni." Mori said as he placed a sandal on his foot.

"Takashi?" Honey asked, tears forming in his eyes.

"I noticed that you dropped this." He said before being hugged by the crying Honey, who cried out his name.

"It seems tears are popular with the guests today. But how are they able to cry so easily?" Haruhi asked herself as she watched the scene, not noticing that she bumped into Kaoru. Something had fallen out of his sleeve and onto the ground. Eye drops.

"What's this?" She deadpanned as she picked it up.

"For your information it's common for a host to use eye drops." Kaoru said as the twins appeared right next to her.

"No woman can resist a man on the brink of tears." Hikaru said.

"The sad part is that it's true. I kinda feel bad for them that they fall for it so quickly." Sam said, walking up to the three. "And besides you two, that's cheating."

Hikaru wrapped his arm around Sam's shoulder and poked his cheek. "Aww, don't be such a party pooper."

Suddenly, Sam started crying slightly and sniffled. Hikaru looked at him in shock. Sam's guests saw him crying and ran to him asking what was wrong.

"Why do you have to be so mean? What did I ever do to you?" He asked Hikaru, who stared at him in shock and confusion. The girls ganged up on Hikaru telling him to stop being mean to Sam. Hikaru looked at Sam, who had a hand over his eyes and saw him glancing from the corner of his eye, smirking at the distressed twin. Hikaru glared at him.

"Before I forget, Haruhi this is for you." Kaoru said as he took a flower-shaped sweet out of his sleeve and placed it in her hands.

"It's for me?" Haruhi asked as she blushed.

"Aren't you the cutest?" They asked with a grin eating smile.

"I didn't know you liked sweets Haruhi." One of the guests said.

"Well, to be honest with you I don't, really." Haruhi started. "But you know, I think it would be a nice memorial offering for my mother." The guests were blushing as tears formed in their eyes. Sam stared at her, sadness and understandment flowing through his eyes as he remembered his own mother and father.

"How admirable of you!" Tamaki cried with tears in his eyes, popping up out of nowhere.

"Such devotion to your mother's memory, please Haruhi, take as many of these as you like." He said, handing her about five more of the flower-shaped sweets. The male hosts except Sam started to applaud.

"Let me guess, the tears are fake." Haruhi bluntly stated.

"How could you! My tears are always genuine Haruhi, being able to cry without the use of eye drops is the mock of a true host. Tell me, do I impress you? Have you fallen for me yet?"

"You wish." She responded annoyed. It didn't faze him though.

"My romantic overtures don't seem to be reaching you for some reason. Perhaps I should add more panache to my character-" He trailed off as they both noticed something standing behind a pillar.

It was a girl in the Ouran school uniform with light brown hair and light brown eyes. Her cheeks were pink and half of her body was sticking out as she stared at all of them.

"Looks like the host club has a brand new guest." The twins said. They then got an idea as they both somehow teleported themselves over to her, holding roses.

"Come on in. What are you waiting for?" Kaoru asked.

"Watching from afar is no fun."Hikaru said smirking.

"Please miss." They said together in perfect unison. They pushed the roses closer to her face. She backed away slightly, making a quiet gasp.

"Stop that, how many times do I have to tell you boys to be more courteous to our first time guests." Tamaki said as he popped in front of them, also holding a rose. "Please, you don't have to be afraid my princess." He said as he lightly grabbed her chin. "I welcome you, to the Ouran Host Club." Her face got redder as she backed away, watching the rose in front of her face. She looked down at the ground as he moved even closer to her red face. She raised her hand and smacked him.

"NO! DON'T TOUCH ME! YOU'RE PHONY!" The girl screamed as her hand stayed in his cheek leaving him with a red mark. The hosts stared in shock at the new girl. He fell to the ground but then stood back up.

"W-What do you mean? I'm phony?" He asked in disbelief.

"Just like I said, YOU'RE PHONY! I find it hard to believe that someone like you is the PRINCE CHARACTER OF THIS HOST CLUB! You shouldn't be spreading your love around like that you STUPID!" Sam had a hand slapped over his mouth, trying to contain his laughs as his shoulders shook violently. "You must be a dim-witted NARCISSIST! You're INCOMPETENT! You're a COMMONER! You're DISGUSTING!" The words stabbed him; literally; and he fell to the ground.

"He's created a new technique-" Hikaru said.

"The One Man Slow Motion." Kaoru said.

Sam couldn't take it anymore. He fell to the ground, clutching his stomach as his laughs were heard throughout the club room.

"I don't suppose, you are-" Kyoya started causing everyone to look at him confused. The girl blushed and started to cry.

"It's you, KYOYA!" she screamed as she ran over to him, jumping on Tamaki's back and onto Kyoya, wrapping her arms around his waist. "How I've longed to meet you, my one and only, prince charming," she said as roses appeared behind them. That snapped Sam out of his laughing state but only put him in a shocked one instead.


"Fiance?" Hikaru asked in disbelief.

"Kyoya-senpai?" Kaoru asked in the same tone as his brother.

"Of course, my name is Renge Hoshakuji, and I will be transferring into Ouran Academy's, First Year Class A tomorrow." She said as she sat down on the huge couch.

"Why is Tamaki in the corner?" Sam asked.

"And why is he sulking?" Hikaru asked. Everyone staring at the blonde idiot as he was in a corner, as per usual.

"Because Mommy was keeping a secret from Daddy." Kaoru said.

"Whatever, why does everyone insist on referring to us as husband and wife?" Kyoya asked annoyed.

"Oh, this is a story of love at first sight." Range said dreamily. "I couldn't resist the way you adored those flowers in the garden when you thought no one else was looking. And how sweet it was when you reached out to that poor little injured kitten."

"Is she serious?" The twins commented with poker faces.

"Are we sure this is the same Kyoya-senpai?" Sam asked, finding it hard to believe he would do anything like that at all.

"Have you got the wrong person-" Haruhi started.

"No way! I could recognise my love anywhere. He's a gentle man who is kind to everyone and asks for nothing in return. He likes solitude but sometimes he gets lonely. He looks like the popular dating sim from Uki-Doki Memorial! You're my very own Ichijo Miyabi!" The host club fell silent as she stayed in her position.

"Uki?" Haruhi questioned.

"Doki?" Honey asked.

"Memorial?" Sam uttered.

"OTAKU!" Tamaki screamed.

"OTAKU!?" Hikaru repeated.

"..." Mori grunted.

"I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE!" Kaoru shouted.

"I get it now; you're in love with that character." Kyoya said. "You're projecting that love onto me, and somehow deluded yourself into thinking that we're engaged. I assume this character also has glasses as well." He unconsciously adjusted his glasses. All of the other host members popped up, surrounding him.

"So, she made it up? You're not really her finance right?" Tamaki asked. Renge was running around the room, spouting nonsense.

"Well no, I don't remember ever asking for her hand in marriage. Besides, this is the first time I've even met the woman."

"Why didn't you say that in the first place?" Sam asked annoyed.

"You never bothered to ask me." Everyone sighed.

"According to my research, I understand you're in charge of managing the club, is that true Kyoya?" Renge asked.

"That's right! Kyo-chan is our director." Honey said.

"You're the club's director? Isn't that perfect! Oh wow, I've always wanted to wear a sandwich board to advertise a business."

"We don't advertise, we're just a host club." The twins stated.

"I've made up my mind. From now on, I'm going to be the manager of this host club!" Renge stated and the twins sighed.

"Um, listen, Kyoya-" Tamaki started.

"Miss Hoshakuji is the only daughter of a very important Ootori family client. So please be polite and try not to offend her, alright?" Kyoya interrupted.

"Well boys, I can't wait to work with you." She said smiling as she left the room, bringing great relief to Sam.


"I thought about it a lot last night, maybe having a female manager isn't such a bad idea." Tamaki said.

"Why do you say that?" The twins asked.

"It's fairly obvious, isn't it? Renge just transferred into the same class as Haruhi and Sam. So they both have another girl friend, it will bring out the female within them. Renge's girlish air of tenderness might be able to stimulate Haruhi and Sam's own sense of femininity." Haruhi sighed and Sam grunted in annoyance.

"Well you can forget about 'accessing' my femininity 'cause there's no way I'm gonna be friends with that otaku." Sam blunted, rudely. Tamaki sighed.

"Fine then, now is our chance to help HARUHI get in touch with her feminine side. This is an important project men. She doesn't have any friends in class expect Sam and these two shady twins. That's not good enough for her!" He yelled, pointing at the mentioned three.

"Like you have room to talk." The twins said annoyed. Sam leaned over the couch in-between them chuckling. They looked at him and smirked.

"Hey everyone, you'll be happy to know that you're new manager Renge, has baked all of you some cookies." Renge said as she burst through the door. She held a bunch of cookies which were wrapped in a pink napkin. Tamaki gasped as he stood up.

"Isn't she ladylike? I'm so moved by your generosity."

"Hey, I didn't make these for you, you phony prince." She snided at him. Tamaki became depressed again and went into the corner.

"I'm sorry I burnt them a little bit. I did the best I could." She said towards Kyoya. "And I already know what you're going to say."

'Miyabi: Anything you make is going to be delicious, my dear.'

"You're so sweet to me Kyoya!" Renge gushed.

"Wow, she wasn't kidding. These cookies really are burnt." Honey said with his mouth filled with cookies crumbs.

"Don't eat that Mitskuni, it's bad for you." Mori said as he walked over to him, worried about Honey's teeth.

Suddenly Renge froze in place, her blush disappeared. Her long brown hair turned into long brown snakes and her eyes turned red. She screamed at them as she chased them around the room.

Sam looked at Haruhi who had a couple of cookies in her hand. He grabbed one and bit into it, hating the taste.

"She needs to learn how to cook better." Sam muttered to Haruhi.

"They're not that bad at all. They've got a good flavour." Haruhi said. Sam stared at her like she had grown two heads. Haruhi grabbed two cookies and shoved the second one in Sam's mouth.

"Ignore the burnt part, just try it." He rolled his eyes, reluctantly eating the cookie anyway. The twins then got an idea.

"May I try?" Hikaru asked Haruhi as he bit half of the cookie that was still inside her mouth. Tamaki then gasped, staring at the scene.

"Uh oh, Sam you've got some crumbs on your face." Kaoru said as he then licked his face, Sam squirmed in response.

"DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY JUST DID?" Tamaki screamed. "HE TOOK A BITE OF THE COOKIE WHILE IT WAS STILL IN HER MOUTH! AND THEN THE OTHER ONE LICKED HIS FACE!"

"And now the first years have become closer than ever." Kyoya said while Tamaki was still yelling and screaming.

Sam rubbed his cheek in annoyance and glared at Kaoru. "Don't ever do that again. If you just told me, I would have wiped them off myself."

"And if you wanted to try one there's plenty here." Haruhi stated holding up the pink napkin full of cookies. The twins just grinned at them.

"That's not the way you're supposed to react! You have to stay strong and reject them and casually brush them to the side! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!" Tamaki yelled at them holding onto Haruhi's face.

"This is sexual harassment senpai." Haruhi said bluntly, looking to the side with a poker face.

"SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!? If that counts as sexual harassment, then those two are TWICE AS GUILTY! SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE!" He yelled some more giving Sam a headache.

"Calm down Boss, we're sorry." The twins apologized in unison.

"Give it a rest you two, you're giving me a headache. And don't sexual harrass me and Haruhi again." Sam told them.

"Yeah you tell those bratty hooligans." Tamaki cheered.

"Shut up! You're not much better!" Sam yelled at him. He went in the corner. The twins didn't listen and wrapped their arms around Sam's waist causing Tamaki to have another spaz. Sam stood just stood there with a poker face.

Renge stared from the other side of the room.

"Renge-chan! Renge-chan!" Honey called. She looked down and saw the small blonde holding a pink cup. "Want some? It's milk." He said cutely.

"Luke warm." She muttered and Honey raised an eyebrow.

"EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, except for Kyoya, ALL OF YOUR CHARACTERS ARE LUKE WARM!" Renge screamed, pointing. "Each of you needs some sort of dark side, you understand? Girls are venerable to handsome young men who are troubled and men are venerable to women who need to be rescued. If you keep carrying on like this, it's only a matter of time before the guests get tired of you and stop coming all together. Are you trying to ruin my precious Kyoya's business? As your manager, it is my duty to change your character backgrounds. Let's start with you!"

She pointed at Honey-senpai and he started to cry and wail.

"If you are cute inside and out then you are no different than a baby. Therefore, from now on you are the BABY FACED THUG!"

"And Mori-senpai, you're his childhood friend THE FLUNKIE!"

"The twins will be basketball players ENSLAVED IN THEIR OWN WORLD!" The two wondered what kind of drugs she was on.

"Haruhi, you're an honour student who's constantly being BULLIED!" Haruhi sighed, wondering what she was thinking.

"Sam, you're a athlete student who everyone loves but you don't get close to anyone because you are scared to become alone if they found out who you really are. THE MYSTRIOUS WANDERER!" Sam felt like lightning had directly hit him. 'How-?! She got it right off the bat! Who the hell is this chick?!'

"And as for you Tamaki, you're the school's idol that's admired for their good looks but you actually have an inferiority complex you're hiding from the world. THE LONELY PRINCE!"

"And Kyoya, you're perfect just the way you are, so try and stay as sweet and affectionate as ever." She said with her hands on her reddened cheeks.

"Thank you, I'm honoured." He said. Sam scoffed.

"The lonely prince? It's true! That title is perfect for me!" Tamaki said.

"Yeah right, she couldn't be further from the truth." Haruhi said.

"Come on Kyoya-senpai." Hikaru said.

"You've got to do something." Kaoru said.

"Why? The boss seems up for it." Kyoya said.

"How does this look Renge? Do these poses work, for a lonely prince?" Tamaki asked, making stupid and dramatic poses.

"Oh wow, you're pretty good at that Tamaki! But you know what would be even more effective, if you were standing in the rain."


The crowd went wild as the ball was passed. Hikaru had just received the ball and was dribbling down the court.

The girls in the crowd were going wild. He jumped and threw the ball. It landed straight through the net and the whistle blew.

The girls made high pitched screams of excitement as he ran down the court, celebrating.

"Get him a stretcher." He heard someone call. He stopped running and gasped when he saw something. His twin brother Kaoru, was lying on the ground, holding his leg in pain. Kaoru was lifted onto the stretcher and placed back on the ground.

"Kaoru." Hikaru muttered as he fell down to his knees.

"You've got to get back in the game Hikaru." A player said.

"Shut up!" Hikaru screamed as he pushed the man away.

"H-Hikaru." Kaoru muttered softly. "Listen to me, please don't worry. There's nothing you can do, you can't share my pain. You're not the one who got hurt." He said, holding his brother's cheek. "Now, go on."

Hikaru started to cry, grabbing his brother's hand that was resting on his cheek. The crowd was silent.

"I can't Kaoru! It hurts, it hurts Kaoru!" Hikaru cried.

"Your pain is my pain. It doesn't matter to me if no one else understands. As long as we have each other, we can go on living." Renge narrates.

"I'm sorry, but I'm envious. The way the two of you support each other like that." Tamaki said as the rain fell down on them.

"But Suoh-senpai." Hikaru started.

"How can you be envious of us? You're the school's idol." Kaoru said. Tamaki ran his hand through his wet blonde hair.

"An idol? Right. I hate that people all worship me for something so superficial as my appearance. I think it would be much better for me to be alone." Tamaki said.

"It's hard to forget pain but it's even harder to remember the sweetness. We have no scar to show for happiness." She narrated.

Sam was walking through the school halls, everyone greeting him as he walked past. He only smiled in response. He reached the men's bathroom and saw it was empty inside. His face fell from happy to sad and tired. Sam took off his top uniform and stared at his back in the mirror. A huge scar from his right shoulder to his left hip stood out and a few smal ones were littered around it.

"Why? What did I do to deserve this? I just want a normal life!" He yelled and punched the mirror, shattering it into pieces as he now stared at the multiple reflections of himself.

Sam leaned against the wall and slid down to the ground. He then dry sobbed into his hands.

"One scarred heart, lives in the past. Scared of the pain and conflict of being alone forever." Renge narrates.

"You can't run away forever." Honey said as he watched as Haruhi slumped down a tree, tired and out of breath. The two of them walked closer to him as he tried to catch his breath. "I'm gonna show you what happens to anyone that crosses me."

"Don't do it Mitskuni." Mori said. "You should have realised by now that whenever you hurt others, you're really just hurting yourself." Honey frowned in annoyance.

"I didn't ask you for any advice. You want to put me on your knee again?" Honey asked bitterly as Haruhi gasped.

"Will it be the light of salvation that ultimately awaits these hosts, or will it be something else."

"You know, it really pisses me off when people don't know their place." He continued…

It then went quiet as Honey suddenly bursted into tears, jumping into Haruhi's arms. "I'm sorry Haru-chan! I can't do this anymore! WAH!"

"CUT! CUT! CUT!" Renge screamed and the fake rain stopped. "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU GOTTA STICK TO THE SCRIPT!" She held a pink script in her hands.

"But I can't!" Honey cried.

"Stop rolling camera-man!" He put his thumb up and stopped the recording.

Sam sighed as he walked onto the scene. He had his shirt back on and was drinking water from a bottle.

"How did we go from changing our characters to shooting a movie about them?" Hikaru asked as he and his brother sat on chairs.

"And why is there an entire film crew here to shoot it?" Haruhi asked as she walked over with a towel around her shoulders.

"Apparently, she flew them in from Hollywood." Kyoya said. "Don't you recognise the director? He directed the vampire movie, 'Millennial Snow'. It was the number one grossing box office movie in America last year."

'Damn these rich people.' Haruhi thought.

"And another thing, how come this stupid script portrays Kaoru as the pitcher." Hikaru said annoyed and Kaoru agreed.

Sam did a spit take as he heard the conversation.

"What does that mean?" Haruhi asked, clueless.

"If you don't know then nevermind." The twins said. They smirked at Sam. "Sam knows, don't you?"

Sam blushed and looked away from them.

"Pitcher?" Haruhi mumbled to herself. "Trust me Haruhi, you do not want to know."

"I didn't know you could act Sam." Haruhi said and Sam glanced at her.

"I can?" He asked and Haruhi nodded smiling.

"I have no idea how you can cry on command, I could never be able to pull it off. How do you do it?" Sam sighed.

"Just think of something sad, or even depressing and that will turn on the water works." He answered. "But that wasn't crying. I've never been able to for a long time."

Haruhi got confused and was gonna ask what he meant but Hikaru interrupted her.

"Hey Sam, those make up artists did a pretty good job. Those scars on your back almost look real." He commented.

Sam tensed and forced out a reply. "Y-Yeah right, almost real." Haruhi heard something in his voice but couldn't recognize it in time as he immediately walked away.

Haruhi and the twins stared off in the direction Sam had run off to, in confusion.

"Haruhi!" Tamaki called out as he ran over smiling. "So, how was I? Did you like my performance?" He started playing with his tie.

"It was pretty awesome. I'm surprised you were able to get into your character like that. You were really believable."

"I've discovered a darker side of myself. I think it might be a good idea to go explore it." Haruhi handed him a clean towel.

"Are you sure about that?" She asked and Tamaki stopped drying his hair. "Because I think you're fine just the way you are now senpai." She said. Tamaki stared at her and his cheeks blushed red.

"You do? Well, if you say so Haruhi." He muttered as he pushed his fingers together with a goofy smile on his face.

"Hey Haruhi! You're on!" Renge screamed from the other side of the wall. Haruhi yelled back before she ran around the corner.

"Over here!" Renge yelled and Haruhi gasped as she saw two scary looking guys standing in front of her. "These two gentlemen have just agreed to make a special appearance in our film!"

"In your film?" The one on the right asked.

"What are you talking about?" The one of the left asked.

"After all, we're gonna need some tough guys for the big climax."

"That's when all of the club members come together to fight the real villains of their school. According to the script, these two are from a wealthy family. They bought their wealth from being a part of the Japanese Mafia! Don't you think that's a brilliant casting choice?"

"What's with this girl?"

"Whatever my dad does has nothing to do with me!"

"Wait a minute, Renge." Haruhi said nervously.

"Just come over here and wait for your queue."

"Let go of me." the red haired boy said as he was being dragged along by a very happy and enthusiastic Renge. "Hey, you think you can push me around! You don't even know me!"

Haruhi called out her name as Renge was pushed roughly, causing her to scream. Haruhi quickly ran behind her, shielding her from the impact of the wall behind them. The set equipment shook slightly before towards Haruhi and Renge.

Haruhi saw them and flinched. "Haruhi!" Someone shouted her name. She heard the impact of the equipment but didn't feel it. She looked behind her and saw Sam hovering above her, with the equipment on his back.

Renge opened her eyes and gasped as she turned around and saw a pain riddened Haruhi and Sam. "Are you okay?" She asked as Haruhi fell to the ground.

"That guy was right Renge." She said. "You can't do that. If you judge people by their appearance, you're stereotyping them and you'll never see the person inside."

"I, I don't understand what you're saying." Renge muttered.

"What happened Haruhi?" Tamaki asked as he and the twins ran around the corner. They gasped as Tamaki saw Haruhi turn her head, tears in her eyes and the twins saw Sam on his knees, stage equipment around him with tears in his eyes. But worst of all his back had traces of blood.

Tamaki's eyes darkened as he charged towards the red haired boy and grabbed him by his shirt, slamming him into the wall. And the twins pinned the other guy to the ground.

"So, which one of you jerks started this?" His voice was dark and completely serious. The other boy whimpered.

"Wait Suoh, Hitachiins, it's not what you think, that girl started it. She was giving us a hard time."

"They're telling the truth senpai. It wasn't their fault, they were provoked." Haruhi stated.

Sam rubbed his eyes. "Hikaru, Kaoru, let him go he's done nothing wrong." He told them.

The twins stared at him in disbelief. "Please?" They reluctantly complied and let him go. Once he and his friend were free, they ran away.

Hikaru and Kaoru ran to Sam and checked on him.

"Are you alright Sam?" Hikaru asked.

"Yeah, some dust went into my eyes." Sam said rubbing his eyes.

"But your back's bleeding Sam!" Kaoru exclaims pointing to his back. Sam just shrugged it off. "It's no big deal."

The twins stared at him in disbelief. How can he say that a wound on the back is nothing!

Hikaru grabbed Sam's shoulders and looked him in the eye. "What do you mean 'it's no big deal?' You're hurt Sam! Don't say it like it's nothing!" Sam stared back at him. "I'm saying it's not the worst thing that's happened to me."

Kaoru looked confused. "What do you mean by that?" Sam tensed as he realized his mistake. "It's nothing."

Kaoru shook his head. "It's not nothing Sam. Listen, we don't know why you keep pushing everyone away, but you can rely on us for help."

Hikaru nods his head in agreement. "Yeah. We're your friends Sam, you don't always have to be alone. You have us." He smiled at Sam.

Hikaru and Kaoru hugged Sam. "Okay?" Sam sat there in shock and awe as they hugged him. Slowly, he wrapped his arms around the twins. "Okay." Sam whispered as he closed his eyes, smiling slightly and placed his head on their shoulders. No one noticed a tear escape Sam's eye.

"You... you... please tell me you got that camera-man!" Renge screamed as she was almost moved to tears, snapping the hugging trio out of their world to see Renge looking at the scene with Tamaki and Haruhi.

"Yes boss." The camera-man responded, his thumb in the air.

"Other than Haruhi's contact falling out that was an ideal final scene." She said, scrunching the script in her hand. "All it needs now is a moving narration by my sweet Kyoya!"

SMASH!

Everyone turned around and saw the camera lens smashed into pieces, Kyoya holding a giant rock. The camera-man was in complete shock.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAMERA!?" He screamed.

"What? Is something wrong?" Renge asked.

"I am terribly sorry, but I cannot allow there to be any record of a club member, let alone two, in the act of violence." Kyoya said. "I think you've caused enough trouble around here Renge, please stop being such a pest."

Tears started falling down her face. "Pest?" She whispered to herself, not believing what he said. "But, you're supposed to pat me on the head and tell me not to worry! You're supposed to be kind and affectionate Kyoya! Why are you so different now?" She lowered her head, hair covering her face. The tears were falling more rapidly now.

"Because that's not the real Kyoya." Tamaki said.

Renge gasped as she turned around and looked at him. Her legs started to shake as she fell to her knees, her tears landing on the floor. Haruhi sighed, walking over to her smiling.

"Does it really matter?" She asked. "I mean, who cares if he's a little different than what you expected?" She bent down. "Take a good look at the person inside and get to know them little by little. It's a lot more fun that way." Renge hung her head low, she had stopped crying but her eyes were still saddened.


"I bought that video of the film you made." A girl said.

"I did too." Another girl said blushing at Tamaki.

"Same here." A young shy girl said.

"So did I!" The forth guest said and the hosts gasped.

"You did?" Tamaki asked, looking at all the guests around them.

"That scene in the rain was just phenomenal!"

"I love the lonely prince!"

"And the loving relationship between Hikaru and Kaoru is so sweet!"

"And Sam's pained look made me want to cry!"

"I just loved Haruhi's potent expressions!"

"I wanna see Honey as a thug again!"

"Mori was defiantly amazing though!"

"I wanna see Sam's hot body again!"

"Don't you think his scars make him look more hot?" The girls continued squealing about Sam's body while said person looked disturbed and was slowly inching away from the group of girls.

"Kyoya." Tamaki stated, sounding annoyed.

"I may have broken the camera's lens, but the footage that we already shot wasn't damaged." Kyoya smirked. "Though naturally, I did cut out those two violence scenes. Sales have been pretty good so far. That Hollywood film crew did a fantastic job, but that's to be expected."

The twins looked at him. "Is this what you meant by interesting?" They and Tamaki sweatdropped.

"It's best we have as much money on the budget."

"And just when did he start calculating all of this?" Haruhi mumbled to herself. They then heard the sound of light footsteps.

"Good day everyone." She said and they all turned.

"Renge? But I thought you had gone back to France already." Tamaki said but she ignored him. She started to blush.

"I can't believe I didn't realise this sooner. It was so shilverous of you to risk your life to protect me. I could feel the love when you lectured me about judging people." Renge said as she grabbed Haruhi's hand and wrapped them together. "When you said it was fun to get to know the person little by little, you were talking about me!" She had light tears in her eyes.

"Uh yeah?" Haruhi questioned, Tamaki was having a spaz.

"Come on Haruhi, let's go back to my place and play some games together. I think it's time you got to know me better."

"What!?" Haruhi exclaimed as she was dragged by her arm.

"Hey Kyoya-senpai-" Hikaru started.

"Are you okay with that?" Kaoru finished.

"Why wouldn't I be? Everything Renge said is true."

"NO IT ISN'T!" Tamaki screamed, his teeth becoming jagged.

"But I thought you were the one who wanted her to have another female friend in the first place." Kyoya smirked.

"Yeah Tamaki!" Sam mocked. The twins laughed.

"Well yeah, another female companion, BUT NOT A GIRLFRIEND!"

"Come on Haruhi, let's go play together!" Renge said again as they reached towards the door. Haruhi groaned.

"NO WAIT! DON'T TAKE HARUHI FROM ME!" He ran out the door really quickly, rushing to catch up to them. He slammed the door behind him, leaving the rest of the hosts either in laughter, confusion or satisfaction.


Hikaru: I'm so sick of your face!

Kaoru: Your haircut's stupid!

Hikaru: Sex pixie!

Kaoru: Sicko!

Tamaki: What's going on? What's up with Hikaru and Kaoru?

Haruhi: Next time, 'The Twins Fight!'

Tamaki: The Ouran host club will be waiting for you.

Everyone: We'll see you then!