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I'm too lazy to repeat the a.n. go to other chapters to remember it.
In a snowy playground, elementry students were playing and laughing with each other. But on a bench, sat two identical boys with ginger hair and golden eyes, holding each others hand as they stared at the other kids.
"Hey do you wanna build a snowman with me?" A little girl asked as she walked up to the two.
"Which one of us are you talking to?" One of the twins asked. "To both of you silly." The girl giggled. "There's nobody here named both of you." The other twin said.
"Okay then, I'm talking to Hikaru and Kaoru." She said. "Oh really. Which of us is Kaoru? And which of us is Hikaru? Can you tell?" The twins questioned in unison. The girl walked away.
Another girl with brown hair and brown eyes, was hiding behind a tree. She saw everything that happened. She was intrigued by the twins and how they didn't have anyone but themselves. Well, that was going to change.
The girl mustered up her courage and walked up to the twins. "Umm..." She muttered. "Hikaru, Kaoru. Do you want to play with me?" The girl asked. "Okay, but which of us is Kaoru? And which of us is Hikaru?" The twins asked again. The girl's eyes held determination as she pointed to the right twin.
"Let's all play the 'Which one is Hikaru?' game!" The twins voices snapped Sam out of his daydream. Sam didn't have any customters today, so he decided to take out his sketchpad and listen to music, through the headphones wrapped around his neck. He looked in the twins direction and saw them wearing green paperboy hats.
The twins guests giggled and clapped.
"So, can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?" The twins asked. "Well, it's hard to say." One of the girls said. "You're identical." Another girl agreed. "Many ladies have tried to tell us apart but so far none have succeeded." Hikaru and Kaoru smirked.
Haruhi walked past them, holding her textbooks. "That's the dumbest game I've ever heard of." The twins blinked and looked at her, placing their hands on their left hip. "What? Have you got a problem with it Haruhi?"
Haruhi looked back at them. "Not really. I just don't understand why the two of you are so popular." She said. Sam sighed and closed up his sketchpad. He stood up and walked over to Haruhi with his hands in his pockets. "Leave them be Haruhi." The twins smirked, thinking Sam had their side until,
"You can't blame them if they want to make up stupid games to satisfy their needs." Sam smirked, placing his arm around Haruhi's shoulder as the twins frowned.
"That's not very nice." They said annoyed, then Hikaru showed up on Haruhi's left side while Kaoru showed up on Sam's right side. "I'm disappointed." Hikaru began, resting his elbow on Haruhi's shoulder. "Apparently, you two don't understand the merits of having a pair of twins as members of the host club." Kaoru stated.
"Listen up!" Hikaru said, raising a finger. "Having a couple of good looking guys with homosexual tendencies earns the club high points. It also helps if the two struggle between their attraction and their friendship." He explained.
"And in our case because we're twins our relationship is taboo, and therefore more intriguing." Kaoru finished.
The twins came up to a girl in a chair. "And besides, who hasn't fantasized about twins, having two loves is better than one, don't you think?" Hikaru asked in a sultry voice as he grabbed the girl's chin. Kaoru took her chin from his brother, "It's a young woman's romantic fantasy." He whispered.
"Well, um...yeah, you're right. I can't take it!" The girl squealed as the other guests fangirled. The twins looked at Haruhi and Sam, smugly.
Running footsteps were heard, until Tamaki showed up, with a laptop in his hand, skidding to a stop. "Hikaru! Kaoru!" He yelled. The twins hummed in confusion.
"When I gave you control of the club's website, I did so on one condition, THAT YOU TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!" The twins only looked bored. "We take our job very seriously boss." Hikaru said. "In fact, last night we worked on it until dawn." Kaoru said, waving his hands.
"Is this what you worked so hard to create!?" Tamaki yelled, opening the laptop and showed a picture of Haruhi half naked, showing her back, while showing another of Sam, sleeping on a couch with his shirt left wide open. Haruhi blanched in shock and Sam blinked in surprise.
"You both look great Haru-chan! Sam-chan!" Honey gushed as he sat on Mori's shoulders, looking over the crowd of girls surrounding Tamaki, who was holding the laptop. Tamaki put the laptop down and went up to the twins.
"Tell me when." He growled and the twins grunted. "WHEN DID YOU TAKE NAKED PICTURES OF HARUHI AND SAM?!" An image of the twins bribing the girls with fancy tuna and sweets popped into his head and he knelt down, losing all colour.
"You bribed them, didn't you?!" He cried, tears in the corners of his eyes. "You're imaging things." The twins said in sync. "It obvious that the photos have been altered." Kaoru stated.
Tamaki turned his head and stared at the twins in shock. "They were photoshopped?" He asked.
"We did a pretty good job huh?' Hikaru asked with a smirk. "We've got some major Photoshopping talent." Kaoru finished.
"You idiots! That's a waste of your skills! Have you no shame?!" Tamaki yelled at them.
But his mood quickly changed as he pulled out a magazine and flipped to a page with a pink dress on the mannequin. "But if you're going to do it anyway, can you Photoshop Haruhi into this idol photo-book?"
"Don't be ridiculous boss. Why don't you just-" Hikaru started. "Ask her if she'd wear an outfit like one of those." Kaoru finished.
"I never thought to ask her." He quickly moved over to Haruhi who was facing the wall, both embarrassed and humiliated. "What do you think of this, my dear?" He asked, holding a pink dress up to her back. "What are you doing with that dress?" Honey asked.
"Aw, he looks so handsome." One of the girls said, staring at the screen. "Yeah, he does. But I have to agree with Tamaki. I'd love to see what Haruhi would look like if he dressed as a girl."
"Oh, he's so cute. I'm sure he'd look great in whatever you put him in." Haruhi sighed, remembering the guests. She turned to Tamaki, giving him an evil glare. He instantly moved away, crying dramatically.
"Now cut it out." She said, addressing the twins. "No more making weird pictures of me, you got that? Just what do you guys take me for anyway?"
"And I don't want either of you two taking pictures of me when I'm asleep again." Sam told them in anger. "What do you take us for?" He asked, placing his hands on his hips.
"Isn't that obvious? You're our toys."
"As we were saying, in order to entertain in this otherwise boring life-" Hikaru started. "One must find himself stimulating toys." Kaoru finished.
"I am not your toy, okay?" Haruhi yelled, annoyed. "And neither am I. Got that!" Sam shouted, his jaw and fists clenched in anger.
"You want a toy?"
The four turned around and saw a big, brown door, a cloaked figure peeking through the crack. "Toys? Toys? If you like toys, then you should come visit my Black Magic Club. We've opened a market place that boasts black magic items all across the globe. We're also holding mass around the clock."
Tamaki gasped as he turned around, shaking in fear. The cloaked figure held a candle in his hands. He moved his head through the crack in the door, a creepy smirk plastered onto his almost covered face. "If you visit us now, I'll even throw in a free curse doll. You can have Beelzenef as your free gift." He held up a cute, yellow, cat puppet, making its hands move.
"Why is he talking to us through a crack in the door?" Haruhi asked. Sam shrugged in confusion.
"Wait a second, has that door always been there?" The twins asked.
Kyoya walked over, writing something down in his notebook. "Nekozawa-senpai likes to hide. He doesn't really care for brightly lit places." He said.
"Don't get involved with that guy Haruhi." Tamaki whispered into her ear, making her flinch. "The same goes for you too Sam." Sam yelled in shock as he jumped around, a shiver going down his spine.
"If you do, you'll end up being cursed."
"Do you have any basis for that?" Haruhi asked.
"Yes. It happened during final exams at the end of the last school year. It's terrifying just to talk about it…On that fateful day, I stepped on that weird Nekozawa's cursed doll, Beelzenef. Then afterward, I took my exam and the entire test was written in some strange lettering! I looked at the others around me for help, but then I realised I knew none of them! I was all alone in a different dimension!" Tamaki yelled, his eyes ghostly white as his fingers twitched in terror.
"Scary!" Honey cried. "Did that really happen to you?" Haruhi asked. "I seriously doubt any of that actually happened." Sam said, crossing his arms.
"That only happened because you were so scared that you accidentally walked in the beginners' Greek class and took their exam." Kyoya stated, writing in his notebook still.
"No, it was a curse! I know because three days later I woke up and my legs were as heavy as led! How do you explain that?!" Tamaki yelled at him.
"Your legs were heavy because you ran a marathon the day before, remember?" Kyoya once again explained.
"You shouldn't underestimate the dark powers of Beelzenef the Curse Doll." Nekozawa said as he appeared right in front of Tamaki. "All you have to do is write down the name of someone you hate on his back. Then, that person is certain to come face to face with misfortune."
The twins looked at each other, smirking. "Wow, this guy really is dark. In more ways than one." Hikaru commented.
"Supposedly he hates bright lights." Kaoru said. "I wonder what he'll think of this." He turned on a torch in his hand, shining the bright light at Nekozawa, causing him and Tamaki to yell in fright.
"You murderers!" Nekozawa screamed as he ran out of the room. Everyone else looked at each other, confused. The twins shrugged.
"How on earth could you do such a thing? Obviously, the two of you don't know the true power of black magic!" Tamaki yelled, but the twins just walked away from him.
"Ugh, I'm so bored." Hikaru said, sitting down. "Isn't there anything fun we can do around here?" Kaoru asked.
Tamaki gaped at them in shock before going in his emo corner.
"Hey Haruhi, Sam! We've got a favour to ask you." The twins said, raising their hands.
"What is it?" Haruhi asked, sounding annoyed. "The next time we get a day off-" Hikaru started. "Can we come over to your place and hang out?" Kaoru asked.
"Why would you want to do that?" She asked.
"We're curious. We want to see where you live." They popped up to them.
"No way." "Not happening." Haruhi and Sam denied immediately.
"Aww, pretty please?"
"No way. You guys are just gonna make fun of me." Haruhi stated.
"No matter how much we beg you."
"No way."
"I too have been thinking it's about time I pay my respects to our beloved Haruhi's family, as well as Sam's too." Tamaki said, whipping on the charm.
"No way in hell senpai." Haruhi deadpanned, causing him to retreat back to his corner.
"We can settle this with a game. If you two can't pick out which one of us is Hikaru, then your penalty will be the two of us coming over to your houses later tonight." The twins said in unison. They moved around each other, but eventually went back to their original spots, trying to confuse them.
"Okay, so which one of us is Hikaru?"
"This one's Kaoru." Haruhi said, pointing to the left.
"And this one's Hikaru." Sam said, pointing to the right.
"Uh oh, you got it wrong." The twins said smiling.
"No, we're right. You guys may look alike, but you're very different." Haruhi said. The twins stared at them in shock.
"Even though you two are identical twins, your souls are like snowflakes. They can never be identical, instead you are your own person. So just because you look the same, doesn't make you the same person." Sam said. The twins looked at them in shock, mostly Sam. That statement sounded exactly like someone years ago had said to them.
"How did you do that Haruhi?" A guest asked.
"Whenever they were those hats to cover up which way they part their hair, it's practically impossible to work out which one is Hikaru and which one is Kaoru."
Sam frowned, looking over at the twins who were still in shock. He felt his heart start to ache, thinking of all the hardships they would have had to go through, thinking that they would never be told apart.
"How could you tell them apart Sam?" Another guest asked.
"It's kind of difficult to explain, but Hikaru's speech and actions make him come across a little more mischievous than Kaoru." Haruhi said. "And Kaoru is kinder and more mature than his brother, despite him being younger." Sam stated.
Kaoru suddenly started to chuckle, which seemed very out-of-character. "Sorry Hikaru, I don't mean to laugh." He said right before he burst into laughter.
Hikaru glared. "Well, I don't see what's so funny. At least I speak my mind and don't hold back. It's sneaky people like Kaoru who are the real troublemakers."
Kaoru stopped laughing, glaring at his brother. "Don't turn this on me Hikaru. After all, I'm the one who's going along with your selfish games."
"I may suggest them, but you're the one who really gets into them Kaoru. If you hate them so much, why don't you stop?"
"Because I'd hate to see you make an ass of yourself in front of everyone. It was your idea to call Haruhi our toy but you were quick to make a pass at her. Admit it, you're actually in love with Haruhi, aren't you?"
Hikaru gasped and slightly blushed. Tamaki screamed in shock. All of a sudden, Sam felt a small pain in his chest confusing him greatly.
"You've got it all wrong Kaoru. Man, you're such a freaking idiot! If anything I'd say you're in love with Sam!" Hikaru yelled at him. Now it was Kaoru's turn to gasp in shock. This time, Sam felt a strange softness in his heart.
"There are some things in this world that must never be said!" Tamaki screamed as he continued to panic.
"Why would I fall for her? She looks like a Tanuki." Hikaru insulted Haruhi. "And I see you're not denying your love for Sam." He smirked.
"How dare you call her a racoon dog?! You're gonna pay for that!" Tamaki screamed before Kaoru could respond.
"Awesome. This is just perfect." Sam groaned, knowing who that was.
Renge entered the room through the floor, standing on a spinning pedestal. "Our beloved Haruhi is in the middle of a beautiful, yet pointed, 5 sided romantic relationship. Two of them being twins and another being the sexy red-eyed host. Just the thought of it could make me eat three bowls of rice!" Sam gagged at Renge, as she called him 'sexy'.
"Butt out Otaku." The twins said, rolling their eyes.
"You guys are mean! You shouldn't say stuff like that to your manager!" Renge whined as she cried.
"But Renge, I thought you were the one who liked Haruhi." Tamaki said. Renge's face brightened up at the mention of Haruhi.
"Oh, I still do. Though I don't mind Haruhi having a homosexual relationship on the side."
"I'm confused. I thought you decided to go back home to France, Renge." Haruhi said.
"Well, I was going to start up a Host Club of my own, but I don't think France is ready for a Host Club just yet." Renge explained.
"Cut it out already!" Hikaru yelled. "You're the one who's always crawling into my bed at night. Talk about annoying!"
"I only do that because you look lonely. I wouldn't chose to sleep in your bed you idiot!"
"Who are you calling an idiot? You're the one who sucks at math!"
"Oh yeah, well you're failing your foreign language class you big dummy!"
"The way your grind your teeth is deafening!"
"At least I don't toss and turn so much I fall out of bed!"
"Sex-Pixie!"
"Sicko!"
"Your momma wears too much make-up! That's it! We're over!" The host club stared in shock at them. What is going on?
The next day at school, Haruhi and Sam were in class, getting ready for the lesson. Sam was thinking back to how the twins were acting yesterday. Seeing them fight all of a sudden was strange and confusing.
"Good morning Haruhi! Sam!" Hikaru said as he walked through the classroom door, walking over to Haruhi's desk. Both looked up and found an interesting sight.
"Hikaru, what in the world happened to your hair? Why is it dyed pink?" Haruhi asked, staring at it. Sam gaped at him in shock and amusement. Hikaru had indeed dyed his hair flamingo pink.
"Cause pink suits me, don't you think it's cute?" Hikaru smirked. "From now on I'm the pink haired twin. I didn't want to be mistaken for that Kaoru for the rest of my life, ya know?"
Sam looked at the doorway and noticed someone else. It was Kaoru standing there, with light blue hair.
"Good morning Haruhi, Sam." He said, trying to sound polite.
Sam didn't know whether to compliment Kaoru's hair, blue being his favourite colour, laugh, drop in shock or all of the above. So he just sat there gawking at the twins.
"So, Kaoru's the blue twin?" Haruhi asked, noticing that Sam couldn't say anything due to shock.
"I was finally able to sleep all by myself last night, but I ended up having a nightmare." Kaoru said as Hikaru walked over to his desk next to Sam. "I dreamt that my stylist had dyed my hair pink. It was so garish and ridiculous looking that I woke up screaming." He laughed causing Hikaru to gain an irk mark in anger.
It was quiet as Kaoru sat down. Suddenly Kaoru was knocked off of his chair and crashed onto the ground. Hikaru had his leg stretched out before pulling it back, obviously making him the culprit. Kaoru sat on the ground for a second, staring at his brother for a moment, before he grabbed Hikaru's chair and pulled it down, sending Hikaru to the ground.
They stood up, glaring at each before they both lifted up their fallen chairs. Haruhi sighed as she watched the chairs flying over her head as she and Sam sat in the middle. They were chucking not only their chairs, not pretty much everything they could get their hands on. Chairs, desks, pictures, flowers, bags, Usa-chan and even Honey. Sam got irritated and put his headphones on, not able to anything but music, hoping this day could be over already.
They were in the cafeteria now, Sam had somehow gotten surprised by the architecture but remembered that this was a rich school, so it was expected to look like this. Right now, Haruhi and Sam were staring at the arguing twins.
"I'll have the A Lunch." The twins said in unison, standing in the cafeteria line. They glared at each other, hating that they had just spoken together.
"No, give me the B Pasta and the D Salad. I'll take the F Capellini with a barberry duck! Make that a Foie Gras Parager Sauce. Stop copying me! Why don't you just leave me alone?!" They growled and glared at each other.
"Amazing, perfect unison even when fighting." Haruhi groaned.
"That just makes it all the more annoying." Sam deadpanned.
"I was wondering what all the fuss was about. I can't believe the two of you are still fighting! You're a disgrace to the Host Club." Tamaki said as the rest of the Host Club walked in behind him.
"Ah, I love them." A girl said as she watched, blushing.
"I've never seen them together like this." Another girl said.
"What's going on around here?" A different boy asked.
"We've had enough of this. You are both to blame for this fight." Honey said, holding up a sign. "Hika-chan and Kao-chan, I want you to make up and go halfzies on this cake. Kay?" He took out a cake with a strawberry on top from out of his pocket.
"But I want to have a piece too, so I guess were going to have to go thirdzies. Aw, we're not going to be able to split the strawberry on top though. What should we do?"
Sam had to admit that what Honey was doing was cute, but was not helping the situation one bit. The air around Hikaru and Kaoru grew tense as they were beyond annoyed. They looked like they were going to kill the poor third-year.
"Maybe I should just take it. After all, strawberries are my favourite. Oh right, I forgot to ask! Hika-chan, Kao-chan, do you like strawberries?" Honey asked not reading the situation he had put himself in.
Mori walked over, picked him up and carried him away from the twins.
"You're just making it worse, leave them alone."
Tamaki finally noticed Haruhi next to him and perked up. "Oh Haruhi, I didn't expect to run into you here at the dining hall." Tamaki said. He seemed like a puppy dog who had just found his precious owner. By the time Tamaki had spoke to Haruhi, Sam had begun to walk away. He didn't want to get a bigger headache then he already has.
"I was worried about those two so I followed them here without even thinking. I always bring a boxed lunch and I was going to eat it in the classroom." Haruhi replied, looking down at the bento in her hands.
Tamaki then gasped, staring down at the box in her hands. A boxed lunch?
The Theatre of Tamaki's Mind: "Here darling." Haruhi said, standing there with a pink apron on, looking like a cute girl. "Your boxed lunch. I hope you're not too embarrassed, but I decided to make it in a heart shape for you. I love you~!"
"I don't care if my boxed lunch is in an embarrassing heart shape! I will eat it!" Tamaki screamed, getting himself out of his delusion.
"I have no idea what you're talking about, but it's evident that your fantasies are completely incoherent." Kyoya said, picking up his food from the cafeteria line.
"Hey Sam." Haruhi said, sitting down next to him.
"Hey. What do you have for lunch?" Sam asked as he was preparing to open his own bento. "Just my usual boxed lunch with yesterday's leftovers." Haruhi answered. Sam nodded.
"Hey, mind if I sit here?" Hikaru asked, walking over. Sam was about to open his mouth to say something but Haruhi cut him off. "Sure." She responded.
He noticed Haruhi's and Sam's dishes and stared at them in confusion.
"So, what's that? What'd you two bring for lunch?" He asked.
"Yesterday's leftovers." Haruhi responded. "And a rolled omelette."
"Just some rice balls, grilled mackerel and strawberry cheesecake." Sam answered.
"You wanna switch with me? I had to order something different than Kaoru so I ended up with stuff I don't really like." Hikaru said, grabbing Haruhi's box and switching before she could say anything.
"...That's fine with me." Haruhi said, rolling her eyes. Haruhi stared at her new food in awe. 'This is really magnificent. I've never tried anything like this before.'
She took one bit and instantly fell into some kind of trance. Tamaki seemed to start crying with joy at the sight. Sam stared at Haruhi in shock. Was the food really that good?
"Delicious! It's delicious, isn't it Haruhi?" He asked. "I'm so glad you like it. I want you to eat like that every day." He suddenly got an idea as he ran over.
"Well played Hikaru, as your reward I'd like you trade you my lunch for your boxed lunch." Tamaki said holding a lunch tray.
"No way."
"C'mon, trade with me."
"Forget about it." The two of them argued back and forth.
"Hey Sam, can I sit here?" Kaoru asked, sitting down on Sam's right. Sam shrugged, he just wanted to eat his lunch. Kaoru noticed Sam eyeballing his own lunch. "How would you like to taste mine?"
"No thanks." Sam said, though he really did want to try some. He felt someone grab his chin and turn his face to see Kaoru. "Come on, try it. Say 'ahh'." Kaoru lifted a spoon of chocolate pudding.
Sam lightly blushed and opened his mouth, not really concentrating on the spoon. But on Kaoru instead. He noticed his eyes were the same colour as Hikaru, they looked michievous but also softer and kinder than his brother's. He stayed in a trance as the spoon moved closer until,
"Quit budding in. Get lost Kaoru." Hikaru had leaned over and took the spoon in his mouth instead, snapping Sam out of it. Sam blushed as he realised what he was doing.
Kaoru remained quite as he picked up a plate of custard on his tray. Kaoru threw it at his brother. Hikaru quickly grabbed Tamaki's tie and pulled him forward, his face getting covered in the yellow custard. Hikaru smirked at Kaoru as he moved Tamaki's face out of the way.
The two brothers then proceeded to chuck anything and everything at each other – yet again – including Honey. Mori rescued him, but ended up being chucked across the room in the process.
"I think I'm gonna eat in the classroom after all." Haruhi said, picking up her boxed lunch and walking out of the room.
Sam noticed Haruhi walking away. He quickly got up, grabbing his lunch and walked over to Haruhi. "Right behind you Haruhi." He said, still blushing but only faintly.
Tamaki sighed as he rested his head on the table. They were in the club room after hours, having a secret meeting without the twins' knowledge.
Kyoya was calculating something, Honey swinging his legs back and forth as he ate a piece of cake. Mori stood next to him, his arms crossed. Haruhi stared out the window while Sam listened to her music quietly.
"Looking at the numbers if this situation isn't resolved, I'm afraid we're going to have to stop offering our "Brotherly Love" package. We're down one pair of loving brothers." Kyoya said. "Oh, Haruhi, Sam. I just want you to know that there's no reason for you to feel responsible, even though it was your tactless comments that started this whole feud with the twins in the first place. Right?"
'Clearly he blames me for this.' Haruhi thought as she stared at the fake smile on his face. She rolled her eyes.
"It's weird for Hika-chan and Kao-chan to be fighting like this. It's never happened before." Honey said, staring down at Usa-chan. Mori nodded, making a grunting noise as a yes.
"They've never fought before?" Haruhi asked.
"But why now?" Sam muttered.
"I've known Hika-chan and Kao-chan since pre-school. We weren't in the same year, so I never really got to talk to them. But, I remember that the two of them always played together."
"Yeah, that's true." Tamaki said. "I mean, I've only known the twins since middle school, but they defiantly stood out. It seemed like they kept everyone at a distance expect each other. Believe it or not, they were even more warped back then. But, when you stop to think about it, maybe this fight is a good thing for them. Maybe it means that the twins are expanding their horizons a little bit. We should just leave them alone and let them work it out."
'I didn't know they were like that. I guess I can relate to how they must have felt, being only by themselves. But at least they have each other to look out for them. Maybe this fight would help. It might help them understand each other a little better than they do now.' Sam thought, as she remembered her life before now.
'Who knows? Maybe this is a turn for the better.' Haruhi thought. 'But, if this is really their first fight, they probably need someone to tell them when to give in and call it quits. And if they've never fought before, would they even know how to make up?'
The twins were, yet again, chucking things at each other. The end result included books, chairs, cupboards and many other strange items in a giant pile formed in the middle of the club room.
Somehow, Honey had ended up on top and was balancing on the giant junk pile.
"Don't you guys think maybe it's time to give up all this fighting? It's driving me insane." Tamaki said as he shook with frustration.
"What did you say? It's driving you insane?! You've got to be kidding me! How do you think I feel right now?" Hikaru asked. "Every time I look in the mirror I see his face. I'm sick and tired of constantly being mistaken for you Kaoru. The truth is I hate your guts!"
"You took the words right out of my mouth. In fact, I hate you so much I got this; Beelzenef the Curse Doll!" Kaoru yelled, pulling out the wooden cat doll.
Tamaki screeched with terror and hid behind Sam.
"I'm going to complete the curse Hikaru. I'm going to write your name on his back. From this day forward, you are going to feel nothing but misfortune and sorrow!" Kaoru started writing something on the back in permeant marker, and that's when Sam snapped.
She ran forward and punched the twins in the head. The twins yelled out in pain. "Will you guys knock it off already?!" She screamed at them and the both of them stopped.
Haruhi also yelled at them. "What the hell do you think you're doing?! You don't bring something like this into a petty fight!" She picked up the Beelzenef doll. The twins stared up at them, mostly Haruhi, with tears in their eyes. "You're both at fault here, but what's really sad is that you brought everyone else around you into your big mess. Now apologise to each other! If you don't make up right now I'll never let you come over to mine or Sam's house! Have I made myself clear?!"
There was a moment of silence before the twins smirked.
"So then what you're saying Haruhi, is that if we make up, we can come over to your place?" They asked slyly, leaning against her shoulders. She looked at the back of the doll and realised something. The words written on the back were not Hikaru's name, but the word "blank". She screamed right before she went into the corner. Sam stood there, gaping in shock. The twins high-fived.
"I'm so sorry Kaoru." Hikaru said, grabbing his brother's face. "Even though I was just following your script, I said some awful things to you. I'm not fit to be your brother."
"Don't say that Hikaru! I was so worried. I couldn't live with myself if I ever thought I had hurt you."
"Oh Kaoru, I'll never let you go again."
"Oh Hikaru!" Kaoru cried as the twins did another one of their acts.
Everyone was turned blank white as they stared at them. Slowly but surely, the Beelzenef doll dropped and landed on the ground.
"You got to be kidding?! You mean you guys were faking it this whole time?!" Honey-senpai asked, shaking his arms around. Tamaki was lying on the ground, defeated.
"We didn't have anything else to do. We were bored." They laughed.
'They totally fooled me.' Haruhi thought.
'Twins with too much time on their hands...'
The twins stuck their tongues out, pulling down on their eyelids.
'...Are the devil.' Tamaki thought.
Sam stared at them in shock, before a vicious emotion took over her body; rage.
The twins kept laughing but saw that everyone had a scared/terrified look on their faces. They raised a brow in confusion, before they felt shivers crawl down their backs. They sensed a presence behind them and glanced over their shoulders, only to regret what they saw.
Sam stood behind them with a dark menacing aura around her, as she stared at them with a calm, angry look, scaring everyone even more. The twins hugged each other as they trembled in fear.
Sam stared at them, and uttered, "Run." at them. They didn't need to be told twice as Hikaru and Kaoru booked it out of the club room. Sam immediately chased after them. "GET BACK HERE!" She screamed. The doors slammed shut as the others heard the twins screams and Sam's yelling. They stared at the doors shivering in fear.
It was the next day and luckily, for the hosts, Sam was no longer mad at the twins, much to their relief.
The guests cheered as they heard the news. The "Brotherly Love" package was now back on the market, much to the guests delight.
"I'm so glad they made up." One of the girls said.
"Okay, it's time to play the 'Which One is Hikaru Game'!" The twins announced.
"I know, the twin with the pink hair is Hikaru."
"We have a winner!"
The other girls applauded and the girl who 'won' blushed.
"So, are you two going to keep your wild hair colour, even though you've made up?" A different girl asked. "It's much easier to tell the two of you apart now."
"No it isn't." Haruhi said as she walked past. "Today the pink haired one is Kaoru-"
"And Hikaru is the blue haired one." Sam said, resting his arm on Haruhi's shoulder.
"You swapped colours for the day huh?" Haruhi asked as she smiled, turning around as she walked away.
"Nice try, but you're not fooling me." Sam crossed his arms, walking away. "Oh!" Sam glanced over his shoulder. "I hope you get rid of those silly colours. Personally, red hair suits you better." He smiled before walking off.
The twins watched as the two walked away, holding hands. Kaoru looked at his brother, then back at the two girls.
'Do you realise what's happened Hikaru?' He asked. 'Until now, there were only two groups of people. Us and everyone else. But for the first time, another has crossed into our world. And one of them has returned.' The twins remembered how Sam looked familiar. She was the first one to cross into their world at a young age.
The little girl pointed to the right twin. "You are Kaoru." Then she pointed to the left twin. "And you are Hikaru." The twins stared at her in shock as their eyes glazed over. The girl noticed they were about to cry.
"I'm sorry! P-Please don't cry! I didn't mean to make you upset!" She cried, waving her hands in front of her.
But the twins were far from upset, they were happy. Happy that they had finally found someone who could tell them apart. From that day on, the three of them became best of friends. Then came that day...
Tamaki: Rejoice, Haruhi. You're going to have an underclassman. Someone new wants to join the club.
Haruhi: But he's in elementary school.
Tamaki: I wonder what he'll be like all grown up.
Haruhi and Sam: Next time, "The Grade School Host is the Naughty Type!"
Tamaki: The Ouran host club will be waiting for you.
Host club members: We'll see you then.
A.N. I am so sorry for taking so long. I had this chapter written down perfectly but it wouldn't let me upload it. So I have to copy and paste everything, and it took a ass-long time.
So please forgive me and I hope this chapter allows you to not kill me. *Runs while dodging thrown objects*