Tom's shift started today. TONIGHT, actually. It was 11:45 and Lisa drove him to Freddy Fazbear's pizza. Yes, Lisa had a car. Tom told Penny to use the Random-meter and it landed on Peashooter and Repeater. Repeater was scared but tried to act brave. Peashooter didn't believe what Crazy Dave said about Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Lisa arrived at Freddy Fazbear'ss Pizza. Tom, Peashooter and Repeater got out the car.

PVZ Story 3: The Job of All Evil

Chapter 2: Night 1

"Good Luck!" Lisa said as she kissed Tom. "I'll pick you up at 6."

12:00 AM

NIGHT 1

Tom, Peashooter and Repeater got in. They went past the animatronics and into the office.

"Okay." Tom started. "Peashooter, you stand by the right door. Repeater, you stand by the left door, and I will watch the cameras."

"F***." Repeater said. He always knew Right was always Right. So if he was at the Right door, he wouldn't die.

Just then, a phone ran. Repeater JUMPED. Literally, he JUMPED. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

"It's a phone Dumb-ass calm down!" Peashooter said.

The phone stopped Ringing.

"Hello, hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact."

"HE WORKED BEFORE US AND HE IS STILL ALIVE?!" Repeater screamed.

"Shut the F*** up!" Peashooter and Tom said at the Same Time.

"So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about."

"Nothing to worry about." Tom said. "Right..."

"Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person."

"Wow." Peashooter said.

"Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

"Carpets?" Repeater said. "What?"

"Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too."

"Ugh!" Tom said.

"So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay."

"Excuse me?" Peashooter said. "Respect?"

"I thought they wanted to kill us!" Repeater said.

"So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh...Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?"

"BITE OF '87?!" Peashooter said. "Crazy Dave was right!"

"WHAT THE SNIT IS THIS!" Repeater cried.

"Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll p-most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on."

"Okay.." Tom said.

"Wait, what about PLANTS?" Peashooter said.

"They will probably see us as food!" Repeater said.

"WHAT?" Tom and Peashooter said at the same time.

"Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. Y-Yeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up."

"OH SNIT!" Repeater said.

"That is disgusting." Tom said.

"Yeah." Peashooter said.

"But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."

"Good Night?!" Repeater screamed. "Please come back on, Please come back on!"

"He's gone." Peashooter said.

Tom opened the monitor. The first camera he saw was the show stage camera. He saw 3 Animatronics. He closed the monitor.

"WHAT TIME IS IT!" Repeater said. "I wanna go home!"

"Its 2:00." Peashooter said.

"F**K." Repeater said. "This is too scary!"

"CALM DOWN." Tom said. "It will be over before you know it."

Tom opened the monitor again to the show stage camera to check if anyone then- the Show Stage Camera blacked out.

"AAAAA!" Tom said.

The Camera came back on. But one of the Animatronics was missing.

"WHERE IS HE?" Repeater said. He gulped.

Tom quickly changed between each Camera. He saw one of them in the Dining Area.

"Phew!" Tom said as he closed the monitor.

It was 3:00. Tom's power was at 40%.

"Oh Man." Repeater said. "WE ARE DEAD!"

Tom Opened the Monitor. He went to the Show Stage Camera.

"Yes, the Chicken and the Bear are still there." Tom said.

"Are you sure that's a chicken?" Repeater said. It looks like a DUCK."

"He's right." Peashooter said.

"Well, it's a Chicken, and her name is Chica." Tom said. "The Bear's name is Freddy." Tom closed the Monitor.

Peashooter and Repeater checked the lights. Nobody was there. Tom opened the monitor again. He went to the Dining Area, and Bonnie was gone.

"BONNIE'S GONE!" Tom said.

"Bonnie?" Peashooter asked.

"The Bunny's name is Bonnie!" Tom said.

"That looks like a Rabbit." Repeater said.

"Wait, Bonnie is a GIRLS name!" Peashooter said.

"I KNOW!" Tom said. "But Bonnie is a boy."

"He must be gay." Repeater said.

Tom quickly switched Between each Camera again. He saw Bonnie, looking at the Camera. He was at the Hall Corner.

"Repeater, you better check that light!" Peashooter said.

"Yeah, you should!" Tom said.

"Whatever." Repeater said.

Repeater checked the Light and Bonnie was there!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Repeater Screamed to HELL.

"Close it, Stupid!" Peashooter said.

Repeater took too long to close the door. He pressed the Button to close the door, but the Door Button didn't work. The Light Button didn't work either.

"Uhh...guys, it BROKE!" Repeater said.

"What did you DO?!" Tom screamed.

"I tried to Close the door, but it didn't work!" Repeater said.

"Move." Peashooter said as he pushed Repeater. Repeater flipped the bird.

Peashooter pushed the Light button. It didn't work. He pushed the Door button. That didn't work either. Peashooter stepped back. "Oh Snit."

It was 5:55. Chica left the Show Stage and Foxy started to peek out the curtain. Freddy was still at the Show Stage with his servos Locked up.

"Open the Monitor!" Repeater said. "Check if he is somewhere else!"

"NO!" Tom said. "He is going to kill me!"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW?"

"I JUST KNOW!"

Repeater was MAD. He opened the monitor.

"NO!" Tom said.

"STUPID!" Peashooter screamed.

But then, the monitor automatically closed and Bonnie was there into Tom's face. It was also 5:59.

"EEEEEEEEE!" Bonnie screamed as he attacked Tom.

"AAAA!" Peashooter and Repeater screamed. They quickly attacked Bonnie with Golden Plant Foods. Bonnie had peas all in his face and he couldn't take it anymore. Bonnie left.

"PHEW!" Tom said. He was bruises everywhere since Bonnie really wanted him to die.

ONE SECOND after that, the Bell Run.

"TIME TO GO!" Repeater said as he SCRAMBLED out.

Tom and Peashooter came out and Lisa was there.

"How was it?" Lisa asked.

"Terrifying." Tom said.

"Whoa." Lisa said. "You are freaked out?"

"Yeah." Tom said.

"Don't worry." Lisa said. "I'll get you some coffee when you get home."

"Thanks." Tom said

Peashooter and Repeater sat in the back in Flower Pots, as usual. Repeater was in the back, moving around to get a good view of Lisa's butt.

"What are you doing?" Peashooter asked. "Are you trying to-"

Repeater covered Peashooter's mouth. "Yes Brother, I am." Repeater said.

"You are dirty!" Peashooter said.

"Shut up!" Repeater said. "You touched Sunflower like that!"

"No, Peashooter said as he blushed. "I mean, you are a plant, and A HUMAN."

"So?" Repeater said. "It's life. And her tits are nice."

"UGH!" Peashooter said.

Tom went home.

"How was it?" Dave asked as he had an evil smirk on his face.

"You...were right." Tom said.

"HA HA HA!" Dave said. "I knew I was right!"

"I thought you are being TOO crazy." Repeater said.

"I don't wanna go." Wall-Nut said. "Too scary."

"Me too." Infi-Nut said.

"What a baby." Bonk Choy said.

"How about you go?" Wall-Nut asked.

"Well, Uh, I just don't want to go!" Bonk Choy said.

"How was it?" Sunflower asked.

"IT WAS F**KING CREEPY." Peashooter said.

"Hmm." Sunflower said.

"Whatever." Bonk Choy said. "If I go there, I will beat the S**T out of everyone!"

"But you don't wanna." Wall-Nut said.

"SNIT UP!" Bonk Choy said.

"And I will freeze them!" Snow Pea said.

"LAME!" Bonk Choy said.

"It's okay." Fire Pea said. "You are cool to me. GET IT?"

"Yeah Baby." Snow Pea said. They kissed.

"YAK!" Bonk Choy said.

END OF CHAPTER 2

TRY TO ANSWER THESE:

1. WILL TOM SURVIVE THE NEXT ONE?

2. WAS DAVE RIGHT? (EASY)

3. WHO WILL TOM PICK NEXT TIME?

FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!

CHAPTER 1s ANSWERS:

1. FREDDY. AND HE HAS A PLAN.

2. UH... TOM SHOULD GIVE YOU THE ANSWER.

3. NO! I HOPE YOU KNEW THAT. HE HE HE