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Warning: This chapter is...weird. And kinda smexy. XD

Shihna stood on the doorstep of Zelos' house, wondering if she should ring the doorbell or not. Why was she here anyways? She had no idea. Really. She was still debating with herself as to why she was there when the door opened. "Why hello there, hunny. Were you planning on ringing the doorbell any time soon?" Shihna snapped out of her mental argument and realized that the door was indeed open and standing in it was the one and only Zelos Wilder. "Uhh..." Shihna just stood there, thinking of something to say. "Come on in." Zelos pulled Shihna into his house. "Sebastian's on vacation today so I'm all alone in the house." Was he secretly suggesting something? Shihna's face reddened when she thought about that. "Hey, Shihna. Are you okay? Your face is all red." Shihna's face reddened even more. "I-I'm fine!" Zelos raised his eyebrows. "Really...so, what brings you here?" Shihna sweatdropped. "I have no idea."

"Ooooh. I know! You came here because you couldn't resist my sexiness!" Zelos gave her a reason for coming all by himself. That would've been fine, if it wasn't a reason like that. "I didn't come because of tha-" Zelos laughed. "Now, now. You don't have to complain about the little details." He pulled her over to his couch, where a bowl of strawberries sat. "Open wide."

"What?" Before she could protest a strawberry was stuck in her mouth. "Mmhmmph?" Zelos smiled. "Eat it." He stuffed another strawberry into his own mouth. Shihna ate the strawberry in silence. How come she always got herself in situations like these? What was she doing here? Why was she sitting next to the red-haired idiot? And they were alone. All alone...in a big house, an empty big house. Yes, empty. Empty house...all alone with a philanderer. Great. Shihna snuck a glance at Zelos. "Hmm? Admiring my looks again, hunny?" Shihna stiffened. "Sh-shut up!" Zelos chuckled and picked up another strawberry. "You're really quiet today," he said. "I have nothing to say to an idiot like you," Shihna replied, feeling slightly annoyed. "Oh, really?" Zelos asked, challenging her. "Really." Zelos stuck the strawberry in her mouth. "You're so cruel, hunny." Shihna wanted to protest but there was a huge strawberry stuck in her mouth. There was no way she was going to be able to swallow the whole thing. "I'll help you with that," Zelos said, seeing how Shihna was struggling. Goddess Martel...SAVE ME! Shihna wanted to shrink away from the red-haired man, whose face was getting a bit too close to hers. She felt his breath on her cheek. She found herself inching towards the other end of the couch. Zelos bit half of the strawberry and pulled away. Shihna knew that her face was probably as red as the strawberries by now. "Huummm hmmm..." Zelos hummed some kind of weird tune.

Shihna swallowed with difficulty. "What did you do that for?!" she demanded. "You looked like you were having trouble," Zelos answered, cheerfully. "Y-you!" Shihna tried to find the right words to say. Zelos continued humming. Shihna looked away from him. She should've never come here. Half of her wanted to leave and the other half wanted her to stay. But, why? Why would she want to stay? She turned to tell Zelos that she was leaving when she noticed. In his mouth...was a strawberry. It was just telling her that it wanted to be eatten. "Hmm?" Shihna sat there for several seconds, staring at Zelos' mouth while he had question marks floating all around his head. She was trying to resist biting it. And Zelos managed to figure out what was going on in Shihna's head somehow. He moved forward just a bit. Shihna shook her head, but Zelos just leaned forward more. Now, she really couldn't resist. She took a bite out of the strawberry. Zelos made strange happy sounds as he finished off the rest of his strawberry. "So you really can't resist my sexiness."

"W-what? No!" Shihna stuttered. "Then, why did you do that?" Zelos asked, still cheerful. "T-that's..." Zelos grinned. "See! You can't resist me!" "I didn't say that!" Shihna defended herself. "Stop denying it, hunny. Everybody can see that you love me." Shihna smacked him. "I do not!" Zelos rubbed his head. "Yes, you do! I bet you smack me because you love me!" Shihna smacked him again. "I do not!" "There you go, again!" Zelos whined. "You hit me when I talk to other girls too!"

"That's because you deserve it!" Shihna glared at Zelos. "You're always flirting with other girls!" Zelos' eyes brightened. "I see it, now. I see it!" Shihna was flustered. "See...what?" Zelos ruffled Shihna's hair. "You're jealous!" Shihna pushed his hands away. "I AM NOT!" "You are!" "Am not!" "Are too!" The ninja and the perverted Chosen continued argueing. "You're jealous!" "I told you that I'm not!" "Stop denying it! You are! You're jealous!"

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The next day a few of Zelos' groupies came over to his house and asked him what all the noise coming from his house. All that Zelos told them was that someone came to visit. And that wasn't only the suspicious thing. His fangirls were still wondering why Zelos had something that looked like a black eye...

SakuMeiMei Says: This oneshot was...weird. Very weird. I kinda started getting artist's block in the middle of things and everything went downhill from there. And I know I promised that I was going to put this up last week, but things came up and I didn't get time to do it until now. I really need to get some free time...but I tried hard. XD And I know Shihna is out of character. But the real Shihna wouldn't eat a strawberry directly from Zelos' mouth right? Or let him eat one from hers, eh? So I had to brainwash her. Buahahaha! But she's back to normal now. So don't worry. She'll be her usual self for the next one. Well? Did you get the smexy Zelos kind of feeling? XD I don't know why, but I did...probably because my imagination is a bit weird.

I'm still considering sticking this one in the doujinshi...I don't think it would be too bad, but I'll probably end up getting nosebleeds while drawing it. XD Even though I'm not known for nosebleeds...more like getting a really red face. Whenever I draw something kind of sexy my face gets really red. XD