Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia!
"Man, I'm hungry," Zelos said as he fumbled for his keys. "That's why I told you to eat before we went," Shihna replied, not bothering with covering up her annoyance. "You're hungry too!" He whined. "W-what?! How did you know?!" Shihna retorted. "Because I can see all the thoughts going on in that mind of yours," Zelos replied cheerfully. "There's no way you could do that!" Zelos snickered. "You're just scared that I'll discover something you really don't want me to know."
"Like there's anything that you'd be able to-" "Like how you like Lloyd," Zelos interrupted. "What?!"
They were bickering as usual. Like always...always. They had just gone to see the King to tell him how everything with Iselia was going. Still, that didn't mean that she had to go with Zelos. But he insisted...more like nagged her until she gave in. They were so busy with that that they didn't notice one of Zelos' well-dressed hunnies walking down the street. "Master Zelos?" They both turned their heads and looked at the person who had just interrupted their argument. "Oh, it really is Master Zelos."
"Is there anything you need, my hunny?" Zelos asked, suddenly ignoring Shihna's existence. "Not really. I was looking for you though." If Zelos was wondering what for he didn't show it. "You see, Master Zelos...I'm pregnant." This last sentence hung in the air for a very long time. Pregnant? "Why are you telling me this? I didn't do anything with you." She smiled. "I know. I just thought it would be something that you would want to..." She looked at Shihna. "Is she okay?..." Zelos suddenly remembered Shihna was right there. "You didn't do anything with her, hmm?" Zelos got the feeling that she was about to self destruct. "Well, I guess I'll be going now." Zelos' fangirl had obviously caught on...leaving Zelos with a monster.
"Wait a sec, hunny! I haven't done anything with anyb-AUUUUGHHHH!!"
SakuMeiMei Says: I'll leave it up to you to wonder what Shihna did to poor Zelos. XD This was short, I know...but all I really wanted to write was a gag. XD Random chick comes up and says she's pregnant. Zelos claims he didn't do anything and Shihna gets angry. It's all good. It makes me happy.
I'm actually surprised that I haven't been flamed by some rabid Shelloyd fan yet. Maybe that's because I'm not done by Zeloshi video yet. And then I'll get it...I just know it. XD Or maybe everybody's just scared of me...