Disclaimer: I don't own Tales of Symphonia!! XD

Warning: Err...suggestiveness and...crossdressing?!

"Shihnnnaaa," Zelos whimpered. "What?" Shihna asked, irritated. She turned and glared at the red-headed idiot who was sitting right next to her on his bed. She should've left by this time...not sitting here and listening to Zelos jabber on about random things. She had been blessed with the "luck" of being stuck with Zelos during a storm. Zelos tilted his head. "Wear it." Shihna blinked and stared at Zelos for a few seconds. "Wear what?"

Zelos reached behind him and pulled out a frilly dress. "This." Shihna looked down at the dress. "This?" Zelos nodded. "Yep." Shihna turned and looked at Zelos. "No way. There's no way I'm wearing that...thing," Shihna said. "C'mon Shihna. You can't possibly be afraid of wearing a dress, are you hunny?" Shihna's face reddened. "What?! No way! It's just that-" "Then wear it," Zelos instructed. She was just about to say that she hated wearing dresses...

She eyed the frilly piece of clothing warily. "If you wear that thing then I'll do it." She covered her mouth after she said it. What was she doing?! What had possessed her to say such a thing?! Zelos sweatdropped. "Do you really want to see me in that thing?" he asked, his eyebrows raised. "Yes...I mean, no! Err..." Shihna got the feeling that she shouldn't be trusting what she said any more. "Okay!" Was he crazy?! Zelos started unbuttoning his vest. "What the hell are you doing?!"

"Changing," Zelos replied, as if it was taking off his clothes in front of a girl was the most normal thing in the world. "Go change somewhere else!" Shihna's face was a raging inferno by this time. "But-" She pushed him into the walk-in closet. "STAY IN THERE!" She slammed the door behind him. "You're so cruel!" she heard him whine from inside. "Hmph." She sat back down on the bed and picked up the book she had been trying to read for the last hour. She still couldn't concentrate enough to read it...because as much as she hated to admit it thoughts of what Zelos would look like in that dress were running through her mind. She heard the door open.

She resisted the urge to look. I can't look...can't look...Maybe one peek would be fine. She opened her eyes. "Finally deciding to open your eyes, eh princess?" Shihna jumped back. "Gauuugh!" There he was...standing in front of her. "Zelos, did you have a sex change?" He burst out laughing. "No way. Do I really look that much like a girl?" Shihna held back her laughter. "Yes!"

Zelos put on a hurt expression. "You're so mean." He sat down next to her and rested his head on her shoulder. "You tell me to wear this dress and you don't even want to look at me?" Shihna quickly pushed him off. "I didn't say that you had to."

"Don't say it as if you had nothing to do with it!" Zelos whined. "But...I'll admit that you do look kinda cute..." Shihna said, nervously. The truth was...Zelos would probably be able to pass as a girl if you looked at him from a distance. "But don't think it's bec-" "Thank you, hunny." Zelos kissed her on the cheek. "Now, off with your clothes."

"What?!" Shihna moved away from Zelos. "Well, you said that you would wear the dress if I did, right? So off with your clothes."

"I didn't say I would change in front of you!" Shihna yelled. "Hmmm..." Zelos freely showed dissapointment. "You're no fun," he complained. He got off the bed and walked back into the closet. A few seconds later he threw it out the doorway at Shihna. "Here you go, hunny!" Shihna looked at the dress, dreading its existence. Why did I say such a thing?...She sighed. She couldn't break her promise now. Zelos walked out of the closet in his usual clothes. "You can go change now," he said. "Okay..." Shihna walked into the closet, nervously. She shut the door behind her.

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Zelos sat on the bed, swinging his legs back and forth and humming. She's sure taking her time in there... But then again, her outfit was actually pretty complicated. He debated with himself whether to ask if she needed any help or wait a bit longer but before he could make a decision the door opened. He looked up. "Shihna...did you switch bodies with somebody?" Zelos couldn't help asking. "What is that supposed to mean?!" Shihna demanded. Zelos chuckled. "Well, you look so unlike the usual tomboyish, violent Shihna. Right now, you look a bit..." Zelos paused, searching for the word he wanted to use. He tilted his head and surveyed her a bit more. "A bit..."

"If it looks bad, then just say so," Shihna said, irritably. Zelos reached behind Shihna's head and pulled on the ribbon letting her hair fall down to her shoulders. "That was what was missing," Zelos said. "Eh?..."

"Now I'm wishing that I would've gotten something sexier for you to wear. You look too cute in that," Zelos whispered in her ear. "Y-you!" She whacked him. "Ah, my violent banshee returns..." Zelos said, rubbing his head. "Grrr!" Shihna went back into the closet and slammed the door in his face. Zelos sighed. "Women..."

SakuMeiMei Says: That ending was...yeah. Couldn't think of anything. Duuurrr...This was a request from one of my friendy wends. She said that she wanted to see Zelos cross-dressing...I don't know why, seriously. She just suddenly said she wanted to see Mr. Wilder cross-dressing. So we came up with the idea that he would ask Shihna to wear a dress...

Eh heh heh heh...

And Zelos is finally complaining about women! XD Or maybe it's just Shihna...