Because some say that they want NaLu and no RoLu or StiCy, while some others say they like RoLu (yay!) and blah, I'll make a poll on my profile for you guys or something to vote. Thanks for the support!

Please read the author's note at the bottom for a notice/question/news flash! It's kinda important! Thank you!
This chapter won't contain anything that exciting... I think.

Warning: This chapter contains some stuff from the anime (is that what a 'filler' is? Wow. I know SOOOO much. Sniff.).

Chapter 2: Natsu Actually Knows About Stuff Like That

"... Okay, now, let's get the game started!"

As soon as those words left Mira's mouth, the front door to the guild slammed open with a loud bang, causing many to wince and rub their sore ears.

There, in the middle of the doorway, was... a large bejeweled horn?

"Erza!" Lucy exclaimed excitedly.

"What on Earth Land is going on here?" the redheaded swordswoman questioned, raising an eyebrow as she sauntered into the guild hall, holding the aforementioned horn up above her head with one hand. "Why is everybody staring? Did I do something wrong?" she narrowed her eyes at Gray and Natsu, who both shivered and huddled together.

"N-No ma'am!"

"That's good."

"Erza," Mira started, finally leaving from her usual spot behind the bar, and coming to sit down at the nearest table. "We were all just about to play a game of Truth or Dare-"

"What? Truth or Dare?!" someone squeaked nervously.

"-and maybe you'd like to join us?"

"I'm gonna win!" Natsu cheered, jumping up and dancing on the table while Happy faithfully yelled, "Aye sir!"

"A competition? Count me in!" the redhead piped, carefully putting down her large prize behind the bar and making her way over to where Lucy and the rest of Team Natsu was sitting.

"... Erza-san, I don't really think that's the point...?" Wendy interjected slowly, laughing awkwardly.

"Now, let's see who goes first!" Mira smirked. "Any volunteers?"

"Aw, hell, let's just get this over and done with," Gray offered, slightly miffed, yet suddenly clad only in his boxers, causing Juvia to lose consciousness, falling over.

"Uh, Gray," Cana pointed at the said person with her pinky finger, "your clothes."

"Oh crap!" he yelled, scrambling off to regain his lost articles. A few people chuckled, while Natsu jeered, "Ha! Serves you right, stupid Ice Princess!"

The ice alchemist was back within seconds, his and Natsu's foreheads pressed together as they started biting insults at each other, before being separated by none other than everybody's favorite fairy queen.

"Behave yourselves!"

"Y-Yeah! We're b-best friends, see?" The two wrapped their arms around each other's shoulders, feigning friendship, causing Titania to nod approvingly.

"That's good to hear. Now, Gray, you just volunteered, correct?" Erza asked.

"Uh, yeah. I guess."

"Oooo-kay!" Mira, who had been pouring out the alcoholic beverage in numerous thin glasses, snapped her fingers as she put down the bottle. "Let's see-"

However, just as she was about to ask Gray to pick from the two choices of 'truth' or 'dare', the door slammed open for the umpteenth time, causing many to look up in confusion or slight frustration.

"Well, looks like the whole gang's here," a strangely familiar tone voiced, and the person it belonged to smiled.

"Long time no see, everybody! Lamia Scale's come to visit, with love!"

"It's a great thing that you're all here."

"Isn't that..." Lisanna trailed off.

"... Lamia Scale? What are you guys doing here?" Lucy piped.

"Well, Lucy, we just wanted visit you... With love." The buxom, love-obsessed pink-head seated herself across from the Celestial spirit mage.

"What does love have to do with that?" Lucy sweatdropped.

"Gray, I see you still haven't gotten rid of that nasty stripping habit of yours. Ur would be ashamed," Lyon commented, crossing his arms. Gray scowled and mimicked the other ice mage's movements.

"You're one to talk, Lyon."

Wendy grinned as Chelia skipped over and shifted aside to make room for her. "Hi, Chelia! How have you been?"

"Hi Wendy!" the Sky God Slayer giggled cheerily, "No need to be so polite!"

"Sorry..."

"Hey, you guys, why don't you join in with our game of Truth or Dare? The more the merrier!" Mira smiled gracefully as she was handed a few more trays full of empty glasses by Kinana, who had placed herself behind the bar temporarily, taking over the Take-Over mage's shift.

"Truth or Dare? Sounds fun!" Sherry remarked delightedly, clapping her hands together. It was no doubt that her head was swirling with thoughts about Lyon and Ren.

"Okay, NOW let's start!"

"Yeah!"

"Who goes first?"

"I'm going first!" Everybody turned to look at Natsu, who was dancing around on the table, waving his hand in the air. Everybody sweat-dropped. Who knew what this oblivious idiot had in mind? It probably wouldn't be that good.

"Okay, Natsu!" Mira giggled. "Now go!"

"Oh yeah! Suck it, Ice Face!" Natsu taunted, sticking his tongue out at Gray, who growled and turned away. "Anyway- hey, Ice Princess, don't turn away from me! You're up, idiot!"

Gray spun around. "What?"

"Truth or Dare, moron?"

"Whaddaya think? I'm not gonna get outdone by you! Dare!"

"Alright!" Natsu smirked evilly, cackling as wickedly as he could muster, and rubbed his hands together. "I dare you to- oh hey, Mira, how about the first half of the players who get drunk will have to be the servants of the other half for a month?"

Mira's eyes widened, and she grinned. "Oh yeah! I totally forgot! Let's do that!"

Everybody gaped, while Cana, who was already downing her barrel, laughed loudly. She was sure going to have a great time.

"Okay! Stripper-"

"Don't call me that, Ash Face!"

"Okay, Icy Ass, I dare you to- oh whatever, get over here an' I'll tell ya!"

"Yeah, what?"

Natsu leaned over and whispered the dare in Gray's ear before withdrawing his head and laughing out loud while the ice alchemist's face fell immediately, and he leapt backwards. "What the hell! Why would I do that?" he yelled.

"You gotta, or else Mira and Erza are gonna punish you!"

"... Fine." Gray slumped over as Natsu jumped down from the table and shoved him out of the guild hall, while everybody watched incredulously. What on Earth Land did Natsu do?

Everybody subsequently burst into chatter, curious about what Natsu said. A moment later, however, the Fire Dragon Slayer burst back into the guild hall and quietly closed the large hall doors, before snickering and turning around to face everyone.

"Hey guys!" he hissed loudly, his back pressed against the guild doors. "Okay, I want nobody to move! At all! No matter what happens! And don't say anything! Got it?"

"Um, Natsu-san, what's happening?" Wendy asked naively. Natsu blinked at her for a minute before snapping back to his senses.

"Oh! I dared Gray to-" he grinned, before jumping back up as he heard a banging on the door. "Anyway, don't move! Nobody move! Or else! Got it?"

Everyone could only nod dumbly as the pink-haired pyro snickered yet again in approvement and walked back out, only to drag a blindfolded Gray in behind him by the elbow. "Okay, here! Go!"

"Shut up, Flame Brain! I can walk myself!" Gray snapped, scowling, but still obediently started stumbling around between the tables, sighing at his misfortune.

"Gooooo, Gray!" Cana yelled, and everybody started joining in with the cheering, anxious to see who'd be the lucky- or unlucky- one.

Natsu snorted as he watched the ice mage suddenly trip over somebody's foot. "Bahaha! You've done it!"

"Ah, Gr-" the person started apologetically, only to be cut off as the ice mage somehow- it was amazing how he could, even without dragon senses or whatnot- cupped their face and smashed his mouth against theirs. A dozen of the girls gasped as he ripped off his blindfold, but continued kissing the mystery person, while another ice mage's mouth was currently wiping the floor.

After what seemed like an hour, the two ripped apart, and Gray finally opened his eyes, as did the other person, whose facial color could put even Erza's hair to shame. The exhibitionist gaped, his face also suddenly steaming. "Uh, J-Juvia...?"

"G-Gray-sama..."

Lucy stared incredulously at her partner. "Natsu..."

The said person turned to face her. "Yeah, Luce?"

"What was the dare?" Everybody also started asking the same question. Natsu sniggered.

"Oh, that... I dared Ice Princess to French kiss the first person he touches." Everyone remained silent.

"EHHH?"

"What?"

"How the heck did you even know what a French kiss was?"

"Hey, I heard that, Bickslow! I ain't dumb!"

"Really? For a while, we all sure thought you were." The soul controller stuck his tongue out at him, and everybody laughed.

"You wanna go?"

"Nah, I'm fine for now."

Mira squealed soundly, causing everyone's attention to turn to her. "Gruvia!"

The other girls also joined in the notorious chant as the guys (excluding Lyon, of course) started yelling and clapping in approval, "Gray and Juvia, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes-"

"NATSU!" Gray bellowed suddenly, effectively shutting everyone up. Natsu gulped audibly. "TRUTH OR DARE?"

"Uh oh. Natsu's in for it..."

Sorry, BibidiBobidi, thanks for telling me that I forgot about Erza! I'm so sorry, Erza. TTATT

Alright, so, so far, here are the pairings (thank you, Guest, for suggesting them!):

Natsu x Lucy/Lisanna/Mirajane- UNDECIDED

Gray x Juvia- PROBABLY DECIDED

Elfman x Evergreen- decided

Erza x Jellal- decided

Alzack x Bisca- decided

Gajeel x Levy- decided

Happy x Carla- decided

Romeo x Wendy- decided

If you guys have any other pairings in mind, please tell me ASAP! Oh, and, please tell me some questions and dares, because I suck at those too. Results for those are suggested too! Thank you!

I'll also include mages from Lamia Scale, Blue Pegasus, Mermaid Heel, Sabertooth, and Crime Sorciere, as requested. Somehow. Please tell me these guys' pairings too! Actually, Lamia Scale's here now so.. yeah.

One character can do more than one, but of course, that's only after everyone's gone once.

Thanks! Please R&R!