Day 3: The Author joins the fun
Wheeliefan101: Hey guys!
Billy: What are you doing here?
Wheeliefan101: Well, I couldn't think of any other trouble you guys would get into, so-
Max: So in other words, you were being lazy
Wheeliefan101: Well yes. It's a little bit HARSHER than I would've said it but yes, that's one way of putting it. As I was saying, I will join the-
Max: What kind of an author are you?
Wheeliefan101: An underpayed one :[ I don't get a cent
Max: You've hardly made us do anything in the first couple of days and-
Wheeliefan101: AS I WAS SAYING :[ (two can play at this game :]) SO I WILL JOIN THE-
Max: And now you're interrupting us. I have to say, you aren't a very good-
Wheeliefan101: CHAOS! SO I WILL JOIN THE CHAOS! HA! THERE I SAID IT! CHAOS!
Discord: This is OBVIOUSLY my work
Wheeliefan101: *sigh* Don't you EVER get tired of stealing people's credit? First Joe, now me?
Discord: Actually it's quite fun
Wheeliefan101: Well I'm sick of it so shoo
Discord: But I don't want to
Wheeliefan101: I said go :(
Discord: But-
Wheeliefan101: NOW
Discord: But-*piano goes flying across the room and smacks Discord into another dimension*
Frank: Where did you get a piano?
Wheeliefan101: This is a cartoon, hello!
Vehicon storyteller: Is that the ONLY reason you're here?
Wheeliefan101: No. But I will play the theme song before telling you about it, so I can put it in the next segment. Roll the theme song!
Wheeliefan101: *tapping foot*
Joe: Uh Wheeliefan101?
Wheeliefan101: It should come on any minute now...
Joe: I hate to break the news to ya but-
Wheeliefan101: But what?
Joe: But we don't have a theme song
Wheeliefan101: Oh...
*after a moment*
Wheeliefan101: We should really get one
Day 3: Joe has a sister
Wheeliefan101: HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME YOU HAD A
SISTER?!
Joe: Well, uh, I-
Wheeliefan101: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'VE LIED TO ME ALL THESE YEARS!
Joe: Actually it's just been-
Wheeliefan101: AND SHE'S TALLER THAN YOU!
Joe: So what does it matter if I have a sister?
Wheeliefan101: *sigh* It's not that you have a sister, IT'S THE PRINCIABLE OF THE MATTER!
Joe: *sigh* This is going to be a long day...
*BEEP BEEP*
Joe: What was that?
Wheeliefan101: Oh dang! It's my watch and I'm gonna be late for school! I'll chew you out later, and you guys will have to do without me. For now. But I will eventually get back from school so behave yourselves. Tootles! *leaves*
Joe: So...what do we do now?
Day 3: Prankster trouble
Billy: What happened in there? Did she throw a piano? Did you stand up for yourself? Were there tigers? Let me know! Let me know! Let me know!
Joe: *grumbling* I don't wanna talk about it
Billy: *watching Joe leave* What's his problem?
Tony: Pressure
*CLATTER*
*SPLAT*
Vehicon storyteller: AAAAHHHH!
Billy and Tony: *shocked gasp* Vehicon storyteller! *run over to him*
Vehicon storyteller: *covered in pink paint with bucket on head* Uggggggg
Tony: What happened Vehicon storyteller?! Are you okay?! Speak to me! SPEAK TO ME! LET ME KNOW YOU LIVE!
Vehicon storyteller: Stupid...door...
Tony: *hugging Vehicon storyteller* YOU'RE ALIVE!
George: *laughing* You should have seen the look on your face! Priceless! XD
Tony: That wasn't very nice!
George: Oh come on! It was funny!
Vehicon storyteller: Yeah, it is kinda funny now that I think about it...
Tony: It's not funny if you're the one being pranked!
George: Oh, lighten up!
Vehicon storyteller: It is pretty funny
Tony: Lighten up?! Look at Vehicon storyteller! He's a wreck!
Vehicon storyteller: Actually I'm fine
Tony: His life may never be the same because of you!
Vehicon storyteller: It's not that bad
Tony: Now he'll live all alone-
Vehicon storyteller: Tony
Tony: Never to come out into the world again-
Vehicon storyteller: Tony!
Tony: Forever living in fear of doors, buckets, and the color-
Vehicon storyteller: TONY!
Tony: Can't you see I'm trying to explain how he ruined your life?
Vehicon storyteller: But he didn't
Tony: What?
Vehicon storyteller: It's perfectly fine. It was just a prank
Tony: Oh. Okay
*silence*
Billy: So now what are we supposed to do?
Tony: Eat pizza?
Day 3: The cold hard truth
WARNING: THIS NEXT SEGMENT IS RATED T!
*Tony is writing on a large poster board with a big paint brush*
Tony: *humming Transformers Prime theme*
Max: *comes in and stops, seeing Tony* ...what are you doing?
Tony: Humming a song. I keep hearing it somewhere but I don't know where
Max: No, I mean with the large poster board
Tony: Oh! Writing a letter to Santa Clause
Max: Now? But it's no where NEAR Christmas
Tony: So?
Vehicon storyteller: *walks in*
Max: And you know Santa Clause isn't real, right?
Tony: *falls backwards from where he's sitting* WHAT?! *starts hyperventilating*
Vehicon storyteller: Oh no! Tony! D: *rushes over to him and tries to calm him down*
Max: Next you'll tell me you believe in the Toothfairy
Tony: THE TOOTHFAIRY ISN'T REAL EITHER?! *hyperventilates harder*
Max: Oh come on! They're just silly stories like the Easter Bunny!
Tony: THE EASTER BUNNY ISN'T REAL?! *faints*
Vehicon storyteller: Look what you did! D: You probably ruined his life forever!
Max: What? It was the TRUTH
Vehicon storyteller: The COLD HARD CRUEL UNFORGIVING GRUELING truth!
Max: Whatever...
Day 3: Questions
Tony: Hey Joe?
Joe: Yeah?
Tony: Can I ask you a question?
Joe: Too late, you already did
Tony: I mean can I ask you ANOTHER question?
Joe: You already have
Tony: No! Gah! D: That's not what I mean!
Joe: I know what you mean :)
Tony: Grrrrrr :/ Anyway, you have a sister, right?
Joe: Right
Tony: And a sister is a girl, right?
Joe: What are you getting at, Tony?
Tony: I'm SAYING if you have a sister and sisters are girls, that must mean there ARE Vehicons girls out there!
Joe: ...My word I think you're right! How'd you figure that out?
Tony: Elementary my dear Dr. Watson
Joe: -_-
Day 3: Attack!
Jacob: *runs in, out of breath* Joe! JOE!
Joe: Yeah?
Jacob: They're outside, waiting!
Joe: Who?
Jacob: The Autobots!
Joe: Uh-oh...Let me talk to them
*Outside, the Autobots have the base surrounded*
Joe: *timidly comes out* Uh, hi *gives small wave*
Autobots: *Raise weapons*
Joe: DON'T SHOOT! *waves arms frantically* I come in peace!
Arcee: Who are you trying to fool, con?
Joe: What? I'm not trying to fool anyone! Look! I have no guns! *raises up arms*
Bulkhead: Then why are you here?
Joe: Because we didn't really see anywhere else to go
Smokescreen: Tell the truth!
Joe: I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, YOU *BLEEP*!
Smokescreen: O_O ...okay...
Joe: From here on, we are neutrals! Thank you, have been a lovely audience, *bows* and GOOD NIGHT! *starts to walk away*
Bulkhead: He does know it's in the afternoon, right?
Day 3: Super hero
Vehicon Storyteller: Hey, Max!
Max: WHAT?
Vehicon Storyteller: I just had the BEST idea EVER! ^_^
Max: GREAT...
Vehicon Storyteller: I know, it is great, isn't it? ^_^
Max: ^
Vehicon Storyteller: Anyway, I was thinking, if we wanted to be good guys-since we're not Decepticons-we should be SUPER heroes!
Max: And how do we become "super" *makes air quotes with digits*
Vehicon Storyteller: By wearing capes! *reveals cape (AKA old, red dishtowel* See? Isn't it awesome? ^_^
Max: *begans banging helm on wall*
Vehicon Storyteller: Don't worry, I made one for you, too! *holds up pink baby blanket*
Max: AUUUUGGGGG!
Wheeliefan101: AAAAAAAAND SCENE! That was beautiful! I love you guys!
Mark: *walks in* Hey, 101, I was wondering if I coul-*sees me in director outfit* Whoa...
Wheeliefan101: Ah, yes. It's beautiful, is it not? *stylishly tosses feather boa*
Mark: Uh, I'm gonna go with NOT...
Wheeliefan101: *gasp* Well I never! Chiko! Attack!
Chiko: *sleeping* ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Wheeliefan101: *nudges Chiko with foot and he still doesn't move* Wow
Worst attack dog ever