Yup. I'm still alive. R&R
Day 4: Get them!
Megatron: Grrrr, where are those Vehicons?!
J K3 (aka Jeticon): *looks at B0B (aka other Jeticon)* Um, sir, the left
Megatron: *laughs then abruptly stops* No, I'm serious
Where are they?
B0B: No, they seriously did leave! See, they even left a note! *hands Megatron a note*
Note: Dear Decepticons,
We are leaving you forever
Ha ha ha ha, suckers
(P.S. please don't come after us)
-Love,
The Vehicons
Megatron: GAAAAAAAH! *picks up B0B and throws him into wall*
B0B: WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHY?! DX *lands in wall* Owie!
J K3: *wincing* He's gonna feel THAT in the morning...
Megatron: Jet vehicons! Assemble and go after them!
5 M: Uh, actually, sir, we're Jetico-
Megatron: NOW!
5 M: *meekly* Okay...
*at edge of Nemisis*
5 M: *looking at ground* Wow, that's a long way down
R 91-0: ~#We'll get through all that life can bring, and I know together anything is possible#~
T33DY: I agree with him, man
3DD!3: Dude, than why don't YOU jump first?
T33DY: No way, man!
R 91-0: ~#We all got left behind, we let it all slip away#~
T33DY: *points at sky* He's right, dude. The other Jeticons are leaving us in the dust
Megatron: *comes out* WHAT ARE YOU INFERNAL SCRAP HEAPS STILL DOING
HERE?!
5 M: We're, um, kind of, sorta, possibly, maybe-
R 91-0: ~#And I'm still so afraid, yes, I'm still so afraid#~
3DD!3: Like, totally, man
Megatron: Hm, here is something to help you get rid of your "fear" *kicks T33DY off*
T33DY: *falling* THIS IS, LIKE, TOTALLY NOT COOL, MAN!
3DD!3: NO! BRO! I'll save you! *jumps after him*
5 M: Well, I guess I'd better go, too...*transforms and flies after them*
Megatron: *looks at R 91-0* Well, what about you?
R 91-0: ~#All I wanna do, be with you, be with you. There's nothing we can't do, just wanna be with y-
Megatron: *kicks R 91-0 off* GET DOWN THERE!
R 91-0: *falling* ~#What did I do? What did I do wrong? I don't what I did, I don't know what I said#~
Megatron: *looking at Jeticons flying off in the setting sun (well, it's actually not SETTING since it's the middle of the day but let's not ruin the moment with technialities, shall we?)* I will get those Jeticons, online or *scary suspense music and suspenful close up* OFFLINE
Day 4: Tea party
Tony: I wanna have a tea party! :3
Vehicon Storyteller: What a fantastical idea, Tony! :D I'll go ask everybody to come!
*five minutes later*
Tony: Well?
Vehicon Storyteller: Nobody wanted to come *pout* They were all "busy"
*makes air quotes*
Tony: Oh nooooooooooo! What are we gonna do, now?! DX *lightbulb* Hey,
what about those humans that are always hanging out with the Autobums?
Vehicon Storyteller: Don't insult them!
Tony: Insult them? How am I insulting them?
Vehicon Storyteller: Saying AutoBUMS instead of AutoBOTS
Tony: B-but I thought it WAS Autobums!
Vehicon Storyteller: Nope
Tony: Maybe that's why they shot me everytime I said hi to them…
*moment of silence*
Tony: Well this is awkward
Day 4: Alliances
Jacob: *comes running in* Joe! Joe! I have great news! :D
Joe: You finally got the IRS agents to lower our taxes?
Jacob: I said great news, not a miracle
Joe: ...okay...
Jacob: Anyway, the Jeticons asked to be apart of our band!
T33DY: You can bet on that, dude!
Joe: AND YOU LET THEM?!
Jacob: Don't worry! I was very firm and made sure they were okay
/Flashback/
Jeticons: So...can we join your band?
Jacob: Okay
/Flashback end/
Jacob: Yep! I ruled with an iron fist!
Joe: *pats Jacob on shoulder* If you say so, Jake, if you say so
Day 4: Tea party PART 2!
Tony: *grabs Joe and whines* WAAAAAAAH! MIKO AND RAF WOULDN'T COME TO OUR TEA PARTY AND I'LL BE FOREVER HEARTBROKEN AND ooh, who's the new guys?
J K3: We are *dramatic pause*
B0B: ~Doot doot do dooooooo!~
J K3: THE JETICONS! *awesome echo*
Tony: O...kay...*grabs Joe again and whines* RAF AND MIKO DIDN'T COME!
Vehicon Storyteller: *on crate, depressed* I just don't
understand...why didn't they come?
R 91-0: ~#He was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious?#~
3DD!3: *head slaps R 91-0* Get yo mind outta the gutter, bro!
R 91-0: ~#I can say that I'm a better man, I'm sorry, Because you made me understand#~
Tony: Oh, hey, he's like Bumblebee! ^_^
Vehicon Storyteller: Yeah, like in the movie!
Billy: Too bad we got kicked off the set for burning the theatere down :(
Everybody else: *slowly turns to Billy and stares* ...
Joe: Uh, when did you get here?
Billy: Oh, just now :D
Joe: O...kay...
Max: *walks in after hearing R 91-0* Psht. Copy cat
R 91-0: ~#What do you mean when you say?##It's a knock off#~
Max: Bumblebee has already done that
R 91-0: ~#How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run, and the night goes as I faded away. I think of this life, I just wanna scream. How could this happen to me?#~ D: *storms off with ticked expression*
T3DDY: Dang! He looks like he's gonna knock those black stripes right off the bumbler!
3DD!3: Run, Bumblebee! Run!
Day 4: You say potato, I say you're wrong
Frank: Hello, Brad. What are you cooking?
Brad: Mashed potahtoes ^_^
Frank: I believe you mean "potato"
Brad: No, I mean potahto
Fred: The correct pronunciation is "potato"
Brad: The correct po-nun-ci-a-tion is potahto!
Frank: Potato
Brad: Potahto
Frank: Potato
Brad: Potahto
Frank: Potato!
Brad: Potahto!
Frank: POTATO!
Brad: POTAHTO!
Frank: POTATO!
Brad: POTAHTO!
Benny: *peeks head in* Tomato :D
Brad and Frank: TOMAHTO!
Day 4: Can't touch this
Max: *looking at picture* *sigh*
I miss you bro... ):
Benny: Aw, I miss you too, man! :D
Max: What the-Benny! Get out of here!
Benny: No thanks, I'm good :D
Max: *throws random lamp at Benny*
Benny: *ducks*
Dave: *comes in* Hey, Max, I was just-*gets hit by lamp* Ow...
Max: Gah! Benny! *throws data-pad*
Benny: *runs out of room*
Data-pad: *smashes against wall*
Benny: *pops back in* ~Can't touch this!~
Day 4: Revenge
*in Autobot base*
Smokescreen: Did you hear the news? The Jeticons quit the Decepticons
Arcee: Why would they leave Megatron?
Optimus: Perhaps they have seen the error of their ways, becoming a good, caring, dignified-
R 91-0: *flies in and tackles Bumblebee* ~#Instruments of Destruction!#~ D:{
Bumblebee: Bweep beep bwo?! *runs away*
R 91-0: *chases after him* ~#I will find you! I will find you! Cuz I can see in the dark!#~
Bumblebee: (in different room) BWOO BEEP WHOO BEEP!
R 91-0: ~#We're gonna light it, like it's dyn-o-mite!#~
Autobots: .~_.^?
*KA-BOOM!*
Autobots: O.O
Day 4: Don't mess with da singah!
*all Vehicons/Jeticons are eating*
Joe: *gets up on box* HEEEEEELLOOOOOOOOOOO, NEW YORK!
All other Vehicons: .~_.^?
Joe: Ahem. I have a special song for you all
*Stan Bush's band suddenly starts up*
Joe: ~GROUND ZERO! NOWHERE TO GO! GOT TO BE WILLING TO FIGHT!~
All other Vehicons: o.O
Billy: Okay...who spiked his energon?
*meanwhile, behind Joe's box*
Benny: Mwhahahaha! }:D