Authors Note: Well this is the day where you will be working very hands on. It's pretty funny. Also meeting some very special guests too! *wink* Hope you enjoy.

The Fun Begins

As soon as _ woke up she drove to the funeral parlor with the cleaned curtains. When she arrived she saw that the police and ambulance was there. 'Guess someone was killed and they are just dropping off the body to Undertaker for preparation.' _ thought to herself. She then parked her car a few feet away and walked inside. She heard Undertaker's loud laugh inside the office as she put the curtains back up. Hearing his laugh made _ giggle too. When she was done, she just waited at the front desk in the lobby. They came out a few minutes later, Undertaker towering over the two police men and an EMT. Undertaker winked at her "Time to get to work my dear. We have a new guest!" He says just as the EMT and a police man bring a dead person in a black body bag on a gurney. _ followed Undertaker and the two men into the dissection room and Undertaker helped move the body from the gurney to the lab table.

As soon as the men left and drove off Undertaker turned to _ and smiled like an insane man would. "I swear _ you are going to love this!" He said to her as he seemingly skipped down the hall. She shook her head smiling as she followed after. She then washed her hands and stood next to Undertaker as he started to unzip the body bag. When they finally got the bag off they both had a first-hand look at the body. It was a man, about 38, and his cause of death seemed to be of internal bleeding, as evident by the nasty looking bruises that had formed on his pale skin on the left side of his body.

"It looks as if he was hit with something pretty hard." _ said. "Yes, it was a hit and run, obviously a fatal one. The police told me he was on his bicycle riding in the early morning when someone speeding ran into him. They're still looking for the person who did it. He had a family and they will be here to ask of the funeral arrangements. Guess they will be your first customers!" He said to her. "So sense we have no idea what they want to do with him, we are just prepping him today. So go get the hose and soap, we need to wash him." _ nodded and went to the wall to get the soap, a sponge and then she unraveled the hose and brought it over to the table. She then turned it on and rinsed off the body. Then she lathered up the sponge with the soap and started washing down the dead man. She blushed when she got down to the groin area and looked away, even looking away from Undertaker. The embarrassment was just too much. When she was done washing the front. They flipped the man over again and _ repeated the process, even blushing once more when she got to the butt.

"Well I now know that should I ever need a serious washing, you're the girl to do it! There is not a spec of dirt left on him." Undertaker teased as they dried the man off together and then put him in the freezer room, which at the moment was empty of bodies.

_ and Undertaker then washed their hands once again. Undertaker said he would disinfect the room and told her to wait out front. She did as she was told and a few minutes later a child came in with a raven haired butler. "Hello there." She said a tiny bit too cheerfully. "What can I do for you two?" She asked them politely.

"I'd like to speak to Undertaker. Who are you?" He demanded. "Well I am his assistant. Who are you?" _ asked back, a little ticked with his attitude. "I am Earl Ciel Phantomhive and this is my butler Sebastian Michaelis!" He said to her.

"Wow in this day and age I didn't know Earls still existed, much less a kid. What, did you come from the Victorian era?" she teased. "Well how could I expect a commoner to know?" He snapped back.

That last statement from this Ciel Phantomhive made _ break her composure, she walked up to him and was about to slap some sense into him when someone grabbed her hand. She looked back and saw the butler named Sebastian behind her.

"Please excuse my master, he's just irritated that the case he's trying to solve is coming up with no leads." Sebastian said with a bow. _ narrowed her eyes at Ciel and then turned to Sebastian and spoke, "Then tell your master", she said master with venom, "to watch his mouth!" Sebastian just nodded as she walked off to get Undertaker, leaving Sebastian smirking and Ciel glaring at her retreating form.

_ walked into the room Undertaker was in, mumbling angrily to herself. "Hey Undertaker, there is a little kid here with a smart mouth by the name of Ciel Phantomhive. He's really irritating me." She said angrily. "Yes I know, I heard the commotion from all the way back here. Gave me a good laugh too. But they probably want to know about something, so I'll take care of this one. Why don't you take an early lunch and get your mind off of him? Besides, I really love it when you smile, you look much more beautiful." He said to her, taking his hand and rubbing _ cheek gently. _ smiled, blushed and walked away back to the front. She grabbed her purse behind the desk in a drawer and walked out the door shutting it with a bang.

_ walked down the street to a little café she saw when she was looking for the funeral parlor on her first day. She walked in and got two sandwiches, one for herself and one for Undertaker, and some tea. After she wondered around for a bit, picking up a few things for herself and the shop. After all, shopping did make her feel better.

An hour later she came back and happily found Ciel gone. She shut the door behind her and dropped the bags on the floor. "Hey Undertaker, I'm back!"_ said. But no answer. She thought that was strange, she then looked in every room and in every coffin, but no Undertaker. Then she thought to look in his house. She walked up the steps and knocked on the door, the door slightly opened. "Hello, Undertaker? It's just me." She said looking around. Again, no answer. _ dared explore the rest of his house, she never went past his kitchen or bathroom when he was here. So nervously, she looked into his pantry, the bathroom, the living room, and then she stood outside the door of his bedroom. She hesitated but then gathered all her courage and opened the door. Nothing inside but a big bed shaped like a coffin and a dresser. _ laughed. 'That's just like him to have a bed like that.'

Just then a bright light appeared and _ ran out of the room. But curiosity got the best of her and she peaked. The light faded and out came Undertaker with a grey/black book in his hand. He looked at it sadly and put it in his dresser. _ thought it was a great time to leave and so she did, descending the steps silently but quickly. And not a moment too soon because a few seconds later Undertaker appeared. "Oh hello there _, I didn't realize you were back yet." He said smiling at her innocently. "Yes I just got here. I went shopping for a little. It's the best therapy for me. I also had lunch and I brought you a sandwich, I didn't know what kind you like, so I hope you like this kind." She said answering back. He thanked her and walked to his office to check over the schedule of people coming to meet with him for funeral preparations and eat. _ eyed him suspiciously as he left. 'What is he, and what is that book?'

Authors Note: Oooo cliffhanger! Don't get mad at me please haha! Explanations will happen in future chapters, but I promise, the answer will become clear. See ya next chapter! Oh and don't forget to comment! I love comments!