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Deidara patted the crying baby," Does this kid have a off switch?"
"We're back." announced Itachi.
"Thank god un." Deidara cried, "this kid hasn't stopped crying un."
"I'll make a bottle for her." said Itachi.
A few minutes later...
Neko was given her bottle and she immediately calmed down, drinking the contents.
"Raising this baby is harder than I thought un."
Neko hiccupped and spit up all over her face.
"Ugh, nasty kid." stressed the blonde.
"Clean her up." said Itachi. "Why don't you weasel?" Deidara snapped.
"Fine, give her to me."
Neko was given to Itachi when suddenly she pulled on his long locks.
"Let go kid."
Neko giggled, refusing to let go.
"Wait...do you understand me?" Itachi inquired.
Neko continued to giggle.
"Tobi, get your plushie." Itachi ordered.
"Not my -"
"Do it." Itachi barked." ...Alright." Tobi sighed, handing to her.
She hugged the toy with tiny hands.
The men softened at the sight.
"Let's relocate to the city un," suggested Deidara," with the just the four of us-"
"I can't take it anymore! Playing the fool!"
Itachi nods," So you revealed yourself...Madara."
"What?" said Deidara in shock," you are a Uchiha,.,...same as Itachi."