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"I'm guessing you will have your hands full when she starts dating." said the agent.

"What? Not our little girl."

The agent looked at them," You will have to let her go at some point." parking his car." We're here."

Embarrassed the four men climbed out, following the agent, Madara holding the baby girl." I'll give you a tour."

Neko cooed in Madara's grasp, eyeing her surroundings.

"This will be our new home."

And so...money was exchanged and the four remaining Akatsuki purchased a house." Here's your key and the deed will be arriving in the mail. Good luck gentlemen. There are good schools, a park and a Wal Mart , a swimming pool open to the public , a DMV and city hall a few blocks away. You couldn't pick a better place to raise a child."

"Thank you." Itachi said.

"You're welcome," said the agent before leaving.

"We are good in finances to furnish the house." said Madara.

"Good, we'll go to the local Wal Mart Sasori. Deidara, you will handle the paperwork., Madara will watch over the girl."

Neko was left alone with the older Uchiha," Let's go pick your room."

"Look at all the baby things Itachi." Sasori pointed out." That gives me a idea. Shadow clone jutsu!"

Itachi clones scattered throughout the store, some left to buy furniture and appliances, while others shopped for food.

Six months later by this point they all landed jobs. Deidara at the DMV. Sasori at a bank. Itachi as a cop. Madara worked part time to watch over the infant. Neko like all children was getting into everything, curious how things work. Madara grabbed the remote from her tiny hands.

"This is not a toy." said Madara. "It's time for your nap."

After placing the sleepy child in her crib and teleported out of her room, Deidara entered the house," I'm back with tonight's dinner un."

"Did you get the ice cream too?"

Deidara nodded," You can go to work now Tobi. I'll watch over Neko un."

"Alright and she's down for her nap."

Deidara put the food away as he heard Madara leaving, proceeding with the housework.

"Anyone home?" asked Itachi.

"I am un and Neko is asleep un." said Deidara." I see." said Itachi," I got her some more clothes."

"You're spoiling her un." Deidara frowned.

"I was not the one who won her that giant teddy bear. " Itachi countered.

"You're jealous that I won that instead of you un."

"At least I don't look like a woman." Itachi argued.

"Don't start that again." Deidara sighed," we're having miso soup for dinner, baby food for the princess."

"It's my turn to feed her."

"Fine" said Deidara setting the vacuum to silent mode and vacuuming the carpeted floor. Itachi headed to the laundry room to wash his clothes.

During their chores, Sasori entered the home and went to check on Neko."Hello princess, can you say daddy Sasori?"