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"Daddy...daddy Deidara, daddy Itachi, daddy Madara, daddy Sasori, this is my friend Kurama."
The former Akatsuki members blinked," Kurama?"
Renji frowned," Are you telling me this boy is the legendary Yoko Kurama?"
"So you know him?" Itachi inquired.
Renji nodded, counting to ten, trying not to lose it.
"Daddy? Are you okay?" Neko asked, tilting her head slightly.
"Let me comprehend this...this red head is Yoko Kurama in the flesh?"
"So ...what do you want to do Renji?" Madara asked.
"Can we invite him over?" Neko asked," I told him you guys are cool."
"Tomorrow Neko." said the men in her life.
"Okay, see you tomorrow Kurama."
"Let's go Neko." said Renji.
The group walked to the car, some females gawking over them," We need female companionship." Itachi sighed.
Madara started the car and drove off,"Renji, can we askl you something in private?"
"Why did you react that way when she introduced him to us?" Itachi asked.
"Yoko Kurama was a serial womanizer, I don't want my daughter to be another conquest."
"We'll keep a eye on him." said Itachi.
"Renji, " said Sasori," there is a opening at the bank I work at, I would take it if I were you."
"You're right, I will."
Deidara looked around," Where did Madara go?"
"He went to check the mail," said Sasori," the bills are about due. I'm making beef stew for dinner."
Neko skips over to the men," Can I braid your hair?" giving her best puppy eyes.
"Alright." giving in to her.
"Yay! I'll go get my things."
Madara chuckled," I'll be recording this for...prosperity."
Deidara took his seat beside Renji," She has us wrapped around her finger."
"Yeah." Renji agreed.
Neko begins braiding Deidara's hair, humming. Madara got closer with the camera rolling," Smile Deidara."
"Get that camera out of my face!"
"Deidara...this is a cherished memory...for Neko." Madara chimed.
"...Fine."
"All done daddy Deidara." Neko sang. He examined his braid, seeing a pink ribbon." Pink?"
Madara snickered," It's very becoming Deidara."
Deidara sighed," Times like this makes me miss "Tobi", I'm helping Sasori."
"Your turn daddy."
Another pink ribbon.
Madara put the camera away," Good job Neko."
"Can I do your hair next?"
"My hair isn't long enough. Why don't you braid Itachi's hair next?"
"Okay...but can I put barrettes in your hair daddy Madara? Pleaseeeeee?"
Madara sighed," Very well."
"I'm back everyone." Itachi announced." When I'm done with daddy Madara, you're next daddy Itachi."
Deidara, Sasori, Renji and Madara snickered when Neko began braiding Itachi's hair.
"All done."
Itachi smiled ,seeing a red ribbon." He gets red?" Deidara fumed.
His frown faded.
"I'm impressed Deidara," said Itachi," normally you -ow!"
Deidara kicked his shin.
"Daddy Deidara! Apologize to daddy Itachi!" Neko scolded him.
"Sorry Itachi un."
"Apology accepted."