When Regina woke up it was with a ray of sun striking on her face. Her head hurt and she was pretty sure she had her left hand on fire. A leather jacket stuck to her sweat covered skin. She turned around with the leather jacket and snuggle closer to the source of warmth sighing happily. She heard a sigh and two snakes tighten their grip around her waist and shoulders. It was then that Regina noticed two important things, one she was naked, two she was with someone else naked, someone with a nice pair of boobs. Regina bolted up and the arms around her fell limply to her hips. The brunette held a gasp as she saw the blonde mass of hair groan and snuggle closer to her abdomen.
"Oh fuck" she whispered as last night memories flooded in.
From throwing Emma off the couch, loosing her shit to a very mafia MaryMargaret, Anna juggling a glass, the glass zooming at full speed at her, Emma throwing a hat to people and screaming 'The Gentleman', Emma wrapping her arms around her as they dance, how aroused she was, Ashley singing off tune 'NewYork', Elsa creating ice mustaches and finally how horny she felt when Emma said 'pantie ruiner'.
My god, I drunk kissed Emma and had sex with her, and I loved it Regina groaned sending a hand to her face and she whined in pain. She held it up all enveloped in the dirty white tank top. Slowly and delicately she unwrapped the impromptu bandage and once she got to the end she couldn't hold her gasp. Her hand was all meaty and there was blood tainted glass shards sticking out of it. Taking a deep breath Regina waved her good hand over it healing her hand and evaporating the glass shards. Emma inhaled loudly in Regina's lap making the brunette look down. A soft smile appeared on Emma's lips making an unconsciously grin appear on the plumb lips of the brunette. Dread took over Regina as she realized what she was doing and scolded herself, do NOT fall for Emma. Cautiously she pried off Emma's grip and stood up dropping the hideous leather jacket beside its owner. The apartment was a mess, she suspected Ruby was still sleeping and so Regina searched for her stuff, re arranged herself and started the so called walk of shame to her car.
She was going to get a shower to cleanse herself of last night.

Emma turned and groaned as her back protested against the hardwood floor. Slowly she sat up rubbing the sleep off her eyes and groaned at her hangover. Blinking she study the now cleaned room and her cloths piled next to her as her memories came back.
"My god Regina" Emma whispered looking desperately for the brunette who was nowhere to be found. Of course the hot ass ex mayor would pass this through as a mistake, but for Emma, it was the most amazing feeling and it wasn't the alcohol. She couldn't get the images of Regina off her mind, sighing Emma got up and got dressed.
She walked down with her aviators perched on the bridge of her nose and got into her beetle. She drove to her little plain apartment. Emma did her trademark 2 minute shower which she master after various demanding foster parents. Throwing her dirty cloths on top the washing machine and changed into her red converse booties, another skinny black jeans and a grey hoodie with her aviators. She heard the door slum shut and foot steps going to the kitchen.
"Henry?"
"Hey ma! How was last night"
Emma gulped down her aspirin.
"Great"
I had mind blowing sex with your other mother Emma huffed to herself.
"Hey kid it's like 7 am whatcha doing here so early?"
Henry appeared and leaned on the door frame. His hair was a mess and he had two faint bags under his eyes.
"For an uncle, Neal wails, a lot, I need sleep I'm a kid too you know?"
Emma chuckled and ruffled Henry's hair.
"Well kid I'm going to Granny's and I'm locking the door!" She said closing the door before opening it again popping her head.
"Oh and call me when you wake up and if I don't answer call Regina and go to her place, Kay?"
"Okay!"
Emma locked and then she realized something.
Quickly she opened the door again.
"Today it's your day with her right?" She asked to the apartment.
"Yeah!"
"Okay bye!"
Now she finally locked the door, got into her beat up beetle and drove her bug to Granny's.

Anna sat on her booth wearing her round sunglasses with a short blue sundress and a brown shawl she was leaning against a anxious looking Kristoff and infront of them was a dozing Elsa sporting her blue blazer and white shirt along with dark oxford jeans.
"So none of you is going to talk about last night?"
The twins shushed him and he lifted his hands confused. When Ruby came with their order, he was about to speak when the waitress shushed him in the same manner.
Emma entered the dinner and waved at the locals. She shared a look with Anna and Elsa before sitting on her stool and pulling her hoodie on. Ruby came up to her with a smirk.
"Hey Mrs Swan-Mills"
Emma glared at her as depression took over her.
"Not in the mood Ruby, please get me some coffee and a burger or something"
Ruby nodded in understanding before declaring cheerfully.
"Coffee and a burger coming right up!"
Emma groaned and whispered.
"Jeez turn the volume down a little"
The door chimed and Emma turned to see her merry parents coming in. Snow unlike the rest, except Ruby, was her bright self already back in the job as current mayor and of nursing baby Neal. The petite woman smiled brightly at Emma while her husband smack Emma on the back as a good morning as they passed to go to their usual booth. Emma was seriously considering to take her food to go as the morning hour was approaching and she couldn't take the noise, not even in her free day. The more the bell kept chiming announcing arrivals and Ruby scattered around the dinner taking orders the more Emma wanted to go to her apartment, eat all her crap food there, snuggle in a blanket and watch a crappy movie in Netflix or listen to Jack Johnson and definitely not think over the recent events. She just wanted to survive her hangover. The diner got noisier by the minute causing Emma to pull her hoodie more over her head and face to try mute the area. She started to hum a random song in her head and muted everyone.
She didn't notice how a single chime of the bell made everyone in the diner silent.

Regina slid of her Mercedes and walked to the diner adjusting her sunglasses, god forbid that these peasants see her hangover. When she entered the usual noisy diner fell silent and she smiled at Ruby who winked to her and whispered for only her to hear.
"Morning Mrs Mills of Swan, or Mrs Swan-Mills"
She ignored the pleasant tingling sensation in her stomach and the way her heart beat faster to that and glared a Ruby instead.
"My order Ms Lucas, quickly"
She snarled and walked to her usual stool. She turned to her left and sighed, the usual stool that was occupied by the sherif was now occupied by someone else Regina didn't recognize. She didn't know if she was relieved or disappointed. It did look like the annoying blonde but the color of hair didn't match perfectly and the hoodie was covering most of the face.
Ruby came up to where she was and smirked.
"Hey Emma, here your order" said the lanky brunette putting down the tray. The stranger perked up moving her hoodie a little making Regina's blood run cold. Emma had obviously taken a shower and not bothered to blow dry her blonde mane.
"Yeah, can I have it to go?"
Ruby nodded to her before turning at the paralyzed Regina and said.
"Yours coming right up Regina!"
Emma flinched at the name, scared to turn to her right.
Man up swan.
Slowly, Emma turned making the stool creak. She flashed a smile that could light up a whole room and made Regina groan. The brunette was going to have a hard time getting over this one.
"Morning Reg"
Regina took a deep breath and turned with her usual emotionless mask and greeted.
"Good morning Ms Swan"
As she said it her eyes kept going to the pale thin lips and a great desire to kiss the blonde overtook her. Maybe if she could see her eyes it wouldn't be so damn hard to keep her own eyes focused. Damn aviators but at the same time thank god for sunglasses because her eyes were as well hidden behind them and the blonde was oblivious to the dark orbs. She really wanted to wait for Emma to go out and then go after her and push her against the concrete wall and have her way with her. It felt like years since she kissed those lips and it was only yesterday! And it was ONLY yesterday, it's not going to happen again Regina, the brunette scolded herself unaware the blonde was having the similar issue.
Ruby came back placing their orders and Regina snatched it right a way making and escape through the the door. With her fast reflexes Emma ran after her leaving a smirking Ruby to bite their dust.
"Thanks for ordering at Granny's!" Ruby yelled after them.
Being in sneakers and for the mere fact she was faster Emma caught up to Regina easily and latched to the brunette's fore arm and balanced her take out in the other.
"Regina wait we need to talk"
Regina sighed and turned to Emma ripping her arm off the claws of the blonde.
"No we don't, Ms Swan!"
Doing their usual thing, aka breaking personal spaces, Regina leaned and whispered to Emma.
"It was a one time thing, no feelings attached"
She leaned back and continued.
"Goodbye sheriff"
Regina left a nonplussed Emma swan. The blonde wanted to ran after her, she didn't want a one time thing, she couldn't resist a one time thing. Devastated, Emma dragged her feet to her car and drove slowly back to her place.
When she arrived, she had like 30 calls from Killian. Emma sighed, the man screwed up and they both knew it.
Laying down and setting her food Emma screamed.
"Yo Hen?!"
"Yeah?"
"Wanna do some Happy Madison film marathon?"
Henry emerged from his room and plopped beside Emma stealing a fry.
"Sure, I'll watch some before going to Moms"
Emma's face fell at the mention of the brunette.
Henry lifted and eye brow to that, but didn't voice his question. He needed to have more info.

After the 3rd movie Henry picked up his bag and turned off the tv. His mother had drifted off to sleep with a sad look on her face and Henry couldn't understand what was going on. Sighing he kissed her forehead and left the apartment. He walked a few minutes before arriving to the mansion and promptly unlocking the door.
"Mom! I'm home"
Silence.
"Mom!?"
Henry undid his shoes by the door and went up the stairs. Doing a fast stop at his room to leave his bag he searched the upper floor.
He went back down the stairs scratching his chest underneath his Super Mario Bros shirt. He heard a noise in his mother study and went to investigate.
He open the door to find his mother dressed in a tight dress that reminded him of the drawing in his book.
"MOM?!"
Regina jumped and turned around to find a slacked jaw Henry staring at her.
Well this is awkward she thought.
"Great Henry, do you think that I look like a nun?"
Henry managed to shake his head.
"Does Ruby look like a nun compared to me"
Henry narrowed his eyes.
"Mom... No, stop. I'm going to the park with Felix, I'm too young for this shit"
And with that Henry left the house.

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