Ch4
Elsa opened the door and greeted.
"Good morning, this way please"
"I used to work here Elsa I know where I'm going" said Regina strutting past the ice queen.
"Oh I'm fine Regina, thank you for coming at such short notice, please Snow will see you now"
Grumbled the blonde walking behind Regina. They continued down the hall and got into the mayors room. Regina rolled her eyes at the new decorations of the room.
Snow was pacing around talking and carrying baby Neal.
"Yes, I know, we are working about it ... yes... No... I told you... Mi-mid- MIDAS I TOLD YOU IM WORKING ON IT"
Snow ended the call and ripped the ear plug. She huffed and turned to a gaping Elsa and an amused Regina who surprised the mayor as Snow saw a hint of pride in her eyes.
"Well dear seems you have everything under control" Regina said crossing her arms. Snow sighed and lifted Neal to Elsa which the blonde declined and then Snow turned to her step mother with puppy dog eyes. Regina feigned a sighed and cradled the baby. Snow didn't need to know that Regina loved taking care of baby Neal. The baby quietly snoozed in her arms and the brunette fought back a smile.
Snow clapped catching Regina's attention.
"So, the snow removal budget is low because of the repairs after snow monster and snow queen, so I've assigned stuff within the snow removal budg- why are you smiling like that Regina?"
Regina was grinning like the cheshire cat with sparks of mirth in her mocha eyes and Snow frowned. Elsa was in deep thought until a light bulb went on and she clapped excited.
"Snow removal budget! I get it!"
Regina nodded approvingly and Snow glared at Regina.
"Oh ha ha"
"Please, I can do it for free"
Snow scoffed.
"Please you, you couldn't kill me in the enchanted forest"
Regina took a step closer and glared down at Snow. Snow stared back with restless eyes. After years Snow got pretty used to Regina and she didn't have the energy to fight the brunette. And a baby holding Regina isn't so threatening. Regina took a step back and stared at Snow unbelievingly before looking at the baby in her arms.
"What has he done to you? If I knew that a baby was all it took to destroy you, I would have cursed Emma to never grow"
Regina pushed away the thought of an adorable baby Emma but held the blonde's brother closer. Snow sighed and rubbed her temples.
"Okay so I send the dwarves to the north wall with Tiny and Anna, and David, Kristoff and Emma are in the south"
Regina nodded.
"And the pirate?"
Snow sighed again and groaned.
"God damn, Can one of you check on Emma?"
As soon as the words left Snows pale lips, Elsa's eyes light up with the possibility and Regina doesn't miss it. She feels the same growing possessiveness she felt when she saw the waitress being twirled by the sheriff at the beginning of the week.
"Take the baby Elsa from Gayrandelle, Snow are we still up for lunch this Monday?"
Snow nodded.
Elsa dumbfounded took baby Neal and Regina fixed herself before proofing away.
Emma trudge forward through the ice wall with her ice pick. David, her dad, was talking to Kristof in the wall division. They had broke apart most of the wall and they filled at least 2 of David's truck, now they were re loading it for a third drive. Emma walked to her dad carefully so she wouldn't slip.
"Go Sven"
Kristof patted the reindeers back and Sven pulled the slide full of ice towards the truck. Emma stood next to her father and bumped their shoulders.
"So we continue?"
Kristof nodded and pulled his bandana to cover his face leaving only the striking blue eyes to see before going back to the middle of the wall. David placed a hand on Emma's shoulder.
"I'm going to load the truck so Sven we don't leave Sven waiting"
At that the reindeer grunted.
Emma nodded and said.
"Okay be careful with the ice David"
Charming nodded and tredge the way down.
"Emma!"
Father and daughter turned to see no other than Killian Jones. David fumed.
"You bastard"
Forgetting where he was David tried to ran to the man who cheated on his princess but slipped and fell.
There was a sickening crunch, like when you crumble a potato chips bag followed by an ear piercing scream.
"Dad!"
Emma carefully went down and ran to her father. Killian too had ran to help one who he considered before as his first mate.
"You okay mate?"
He went to help the man up but David kicked him away with his good leg ignoring the pain.
"Get off me you bastard!"
Then charming groan in pain.
Emma got to them and glared at the pirate before bending to help her father. Killian moved to help her but David leapt and punched him with his good arm before falling on the ice. Both men groan in pain.
Emma rolled her eyes and lifted her father up again just in time as Kristoff skidded beside her and helped her.
"Emma- please I have to talk to you love"
Hook spluttered through a the blood coming from his broken nose.
"Not now Hook"
Emma huffed and Kris stepped up.
"Get away from her pal"
David screamed in pain. He broke his leg and and an arm Emma's suspected.
"AAAARGH IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
Hook looked at David like a wounded puppy.
"Emma love, Please listen to me!"
"No need for that pirate"
Hook turn clutching his nose.
Regina strut with her head held high.
"Don't you have a pixie to entertain?"
Regina sneered and crossed her arms glaring at Hook.
Hook looked from the blonde to the brunette.
"I will come back Emma"
"No you won't or I'll personally castrate you, no magic pirate"
Emma's forest eyes widen at that, she wouldn't lie that she felt a little aroused. Hook eyes widen too and he ran back into the forest.
"Wow okay clear out chilly willy"
Kristoff said waving his free hand. Regina's don't-fuck-with-me-or-you'll-get-a-FireBall-up-your-ass mask slipped off and walked to the truck petting Sven on the head. She waved a hand and the ice hovered and loaded on the truck. Kris and Emma placed David on the back seat as Regina got in the driver. Kris sat beside David and slapped his thigh.
"AAAH! THATS MY BROKEN ONE!"
"Oh ups sorry old man"
David glared through watery eyes.
"Nice going Regina"
Davis complimented and kris nodded.
"Yeah you didn't have to"
Emma whispered buckling up on the co pilot seat. Regina snorted and started the truck.
"Don't worry Ms Swan I enjoy threatening the life out of the handless wonder even if the sea rat hadn't cheated on you with Pan's whore"
David and Emma gaped while Kris whispered a small.
"Wow"
He rolled the window down just as the car started moving and called for Sven.
"Be right back buddy!"
The drive to the hospital was quite as David whimpered and Kris soothed him, occasionally slapping his wrong thigh. Emma sat on her hands and fumed lightly. The brunette was confusing, she told her no feelings attached but with how she acted around Hook it was obvious it wasn't the waiter she was after and Emma really wanted to question her. The forest orbs stared at the serene face of the ex mayor occasionally slipping to the plumb lips. Regina smirked as she pulled up to the hospital and Kris got David off.
"Thanks for the ride but I can take it from here, and um thanks with Hook but I can handle it"
Regina sighed and got off the truck.
"It's not that Emma , it's- ... If he appears call me, I keep my promises and I don't want to break this one"
Emma laughed lightly at the promise of Regina castrating Hook. The pirate had broken her heart but she wasn't going to lie she was playing on dumping him, him cheating on her made it easier.
"Have a nice day sheriff"
Regina smiled and disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.
"So broken arm and leg huh"
David glared as Kristoff wheeled him out of the hospital. Emma flinched.
"You okay?"
David grinned.
"Terrific"
Emma arched a brow.
"They gave him a drug"
Kris explained
"Jamming, jamming, jamming ,jamming!"
"I hope you like charming too"
David laughed as he and Emma sang along with the radio. Long after leaving Kris with Sven at their rental before driving her dad to her house.
"Mmhmh Emma do you think your mom will notice that I fell?"
Emma laughed as she settled David in the wheelchair.
"Dad you are on a wheel chair and have two casts"
David chuckled.
"Wheel chair, wheel chair, will share, we'll share mhmhmh"
Emma rolled her eyes and opened the door.
"Mom?"
Snow appeared and gasped at David's appearance.
"Honey I'm home! Look Emma's all grown up!" He pointed at his daughter before pointing at his casts.
"Look I'm part mummy, hey! You are a mommy! And I'm a DADDY!"
Emma snorted and explained everything. Snow gasp and hugged her husband before wheeling him in and kissing Emma on the cheek for good night.
Emma sighed she was going to need a new deputy.
"Jones"
She stomped on the cabin's trap door. There was a slight noise and trap door flung opened but it wasn't the pirates head that popped out but of a blonde ex fairy.
"R-Regina?"
She yawn and Regina's lip curled down in disgust.
"I need to talk to the pirate"
Tink nodded and disappeared. There where a few thumps and Hook pulled up shirtless only sporting his leather pants and Regina glared at him.
"Regina"
"Hook, I wasn't kidding today, stay away from Emma. It's evident you made your choice"
She turned to leave the ship. She didn't enjoy the docks because the place reeked fish and Killian's ship wasn't an exception.
"Who are you to say?"
Regina halted, she turned and glared at the pirate.
"Well I'm the only thing that is keeping your manhood in place, and I wasn't the one who cheated on her"
She sneered and hook gulped.
"This is your last warning pirate"
She turned and poofed away to her mansion.
When she appeared in her house she gaped at the scene before her.
Henry was singing on the karaoke party only wearing his boxers.
"Let's hear it for the boys!"
He danced and twirled.
Henry twirled and did an ending pose. Regina clapped and Henry jumped half a foot in the air.
"MEAU MOOM"
Regina laughed as Henry scurried to his room and locked the door.
A.N
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